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Star Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscopes and come back every Tuesday for your weekly forecast!

Image Source: LA Times Happy Birthday Sagittariuses! If you were born between November 22nd to December 21st then you are a Sagittarius baby! Your passion for making a change in the world is loud and clear. Your instagram is filled with vagina-hat photos, protest signs, and trending hashtags that start new political movements. You aren’t afraid to vocalize your opinions when you know it will impact society in a positive way. Dinner for the holidays will be awkwardly entertaining for the rest of the family as they watch you drill Uncle Harry about his misunderstanding of the #BlackLivesMatter movement.

Love Compatibility for Sagittariuses An Aquarius will not only understand and respect your need to infuse societal change — but they will also join you. After an exhausting day of trolling Trump’s Twitter posts, your Aquarius partner will be whipping up the perfect tea elixir to calm your nerves and open your heart chakra. You are the fighter and they are your healer. Saggittariuses You May Recognize Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

Your social circle’s demand for attention has been sucking the life out of you. Although you appreciate the bonding experiences, your energy levels feel like they are under attack. At this point you strongly desire to curl up in a onesie by yourself to work on a project you’ve been putting off. You’re not going to be able to get out of your social obligations without damaging your relationships so it’s high time you suck it up and realize that you love these fools. It is possible to create a delicate balance between your personal endeavors and your social life if you pull it together and up your time-management game. In the meantime, allow yourself a quiet moment on the couch with a bag of Cheetos before things start to get real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taurus

You have been tirelessly teaching yourself how to make extra money via a new project. All of the learning you’ve been undergoing will slowly begin to pay off this week. You aren’t going to be Ms. Money Bags right away but you will get a taste for what is to come. Concerning your personal life, your family is going to be a drama-fest later in the week. But, what’s new right? You’re used to it. As words are flying and tears are falling stay neutral and level-headed. You will be the ultimate reason the family gets their head out of their asses and appreciates each other despite their individual imperfect quirks. In the meantime, pace yourself for the storm that is about to unfold. Get an umbrella.

Gemini

A multilevel marketing “opportunity” will come your way this week. Don’t fall for it. It may seem like just the solution you need to pull you out of your financial funk but it’s just another pyramid scheme. However, it will inspire you to accomplish a different goal that will ultimately lead to something more promising — Not without losing sleep and sacrificing part of your social life. Just hang in there, Gemini. Later in the week, someone who annoys the shit out of you will be delivering some unfavorable news about family. Don’t worry. You will eventually discover that it’s all good in the hood. Cancer

An item you’ve been eyeing on the internet will finally make its way to you. Although the anticipation is killing you, you’re going to have to increase the volume on your patience meter. Your package is going to take longer than you expect it to arrive but like the old saying doesn’t go, awesome internet finds come to those who wait. In your personal life, there are unresolved issues that you’ve been hoping to resolve. You will find relief eventually but you will need to wait until everyone in the party is ready to comply. This week is going to test your patience. Try not to lose your shit.

Leo

Your mode of transportation has been giving you a headache lately. Whether this be your own car, public transit, or ride sharing. Don’t fret, things will get better if you stop neglecting your situation. It is finally time to clean out the trash that’s been collecting on the floors of your car or to speak up when you feel uncomfortable in your Lyft. Regardless of the specifics, you have the ability to mend your issue. Don’t put it off any longer or it will get worse.

Virgo

Someone has been acting strange lately and you can’t seem to put your finger on why. A lightbulb will finally brighten your thoughts once you can’t stand it anymore and abruptly demand them to explain themselves. Also this week, an artistic idea you’ve been entertaining in the back of your mind will finally come into fruition. The resources you need are available to you and if you go at it like Rocky on a staircase you will give birth to a new masterpiece. As you explore your options, a friend is going to be stoked and want to hop on board. Don’t shoot them down without giving them a chance. You might be surprised with what they can bring to the table.

 

Libra

Should you hang out with your friends or spend more time with your new love interest? What to do. What to do. You are pulled between the two being at conflict with how to balance everyone in your life. However, if you don’t make a decision — the universe will decide for you. So, you better pick. Do you want the red pill or blue pill? Scorpio

You have majorly upped your fashion game recently, Scorpio. Lookin’ GOOD! You may be getting new attention after trying on some new threads. Embrace the new meaningful connections that life is bringing you. It’s a good thing you are such a party animal because that wild spunk of yours is going to land you a major once in a lifetime opportunity very soon. We would advise you to take life by the horns, but we realize that you already know this.

 

Sagittarius

You’re going to be invited to the party of a lifetime very soon. Although you may worry that you won’t fit in, you need to throw on your favorite unicorn costume and dive in — rainbow horn first. You will end up having more fun than you have ever had before. This isn’t the time to hold back. Let your inner Kesha out.

 

Capricorn

You have overstepped your boundaries big time recently due to an unfortunate oversight. At this moment you may not even remember who you said what to. Don’t worry, they are going to let you know very soon. Once they do, you will have the opportunity to make amends but not without initial discomfort. Give the moment of confrontation the respect it deserves. Face it, you were kind of a jerk. You had it coming.

Aquarius

An altercation will arise concerning a mind-blowing conspiracy theory you and a friend cannot agree on. It will be very difficult to convince this person to see things your way since you don’t see eye-to-eye, but with some creativity you might be successful in opening their mind. Stay aware that you have very different personalities so focusing on facts and figures could branch both of your thoughts on this matter. Not everyone has a naturally strong third eye like you, Aquarius. Be kind to those who are closed off. Pisces

Time to bust out the animal memes, board games, and dad jokes! You will have to be the strong one this week as a situation will call upon you to lighten up a tense situation. There will be struggles with frustration and anger on your part, but your feelings will need to be placed on the back burner this week because the people in your life need you more than you need yourself right now. There will be plenty of time for self-care once you finish putting out the fire among those around you. You’re always overflowing with an abundance of water so you’ve got this, kid!

Author Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions with the art of GIF and meme. She is also a Los Angeles based entertainment professional and LGBT activist. Follow her on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and see what she’s up to at www.lilykhuu.com!

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