Most of us are guilty, from time to time, of becoming quickly infatuated with that special girl and running with our emotions. How do we get from that first date and into a U-Haul so quickly? We may not always show up in a U-Haul on our second date, but the beloved lesbian joke is not far from the truth. Here is a timeline of moments that happen when the urge to merge is at full force.
First Date: Discovering your zodiac signs are compatible.
Second Date: Saying “I love you,” way too early.
Third Date: Picking out future baby names, “jokingly”.
Week Two: Sex toy shopping together.
Week Three: The carnivorous partner being converted into veganism.
One Month: Getting a U-Haul and moving in together. Obviously.
Two Months: Calling each other “wife” even though there was no marriage.
Three Months: Borrowing each other’s clothing so much you look alike.
Six Months: Adopting a pet together and earnestly referring to them as your child.
Eight Months: Abandoning your friends for Netflix N’ Cuddle.
One Year: Getting gay-married by eloping on a Tuesday. Spontaneously.
Whether U-Hauling is a thing of your past or it was the beginning of a beautiful life with your soulmate, we hope that you’re living happily ever after!