Today in Berlin, Christina Ricci and Mischa Barton attended the Hugo Boss fashion show (part of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Berlin). Clearly they both got the memo about wearing silver:
And then Christina was like, “Don’t make me rip that off your petulant shoulders, you coat rack with hair!”
And then German actress Julia Malik and German model Franziska Knuppe were like, “Girls, girls, the Europeans will always do silver better than the Americans.”
And then Swiss race-car driver and TV host Christina Surer showed up and made everyone say, “grrrowwrrr!”
That’s how I cover fashion shows. For more, uh, just Google “Berlin Fashion Week.” I’m off to watch Cabaret.