Many happy returns of the day to you, Cate Blanchett. You’re 38 today, and not a day over perfect.
From Elizabeth to Notes on a Scandal and all those films in between, you elevate everything you touch. It’s not just that you’re beautiful — it’s that you seem so damn smart. And irreverent. And unbelievably talented. And funny. Did I mention smart and beautiful?
You’ll probably even make Indiana Jones IV worthwhile, especially if they put you in some rakish, dashing trousers.
Also? Dorothy Snarker and I are still really, really grateful that you and Kate Winslet are friends.