Oh, Michelle Rodriguez, girl, you so crazy. What are sexually ambiguous actresses with penchants for playing tough-girl roles to do while waiting for their facial mud masks to dry?
Well, wander the barren expanses of the urban jungle known as Rodeo Drive, of course. Michelle was caught walking and shopping in the middle of a spa day recently. She seems shocked that the paparazzi would notice her. Which is understandable. I mean, if there’s a look that screams, “I blend,” it is most definitely the semi-tribal, semi-vagrant, semi-Marcel Marceau look. Just you wait, by summer all the stars will be doing it. Their pores will no doubt thank them, but our eyes will most definitely not.