Morning Brew – Fri. May 4: Amber Heard joins “Machete Kills,” Brittana dance together in a clip from “Glee”

Good morning guys! I’m going to see Brandi Carlile tonight. Are you doing anything fun this weekend?

This clip from an upcoming Glee episode is mostly all about a bunch of the dudes singing a One Direction song, but there’s a few glimpses of Brittana to make it worth it.

Rumors continue to surround Amber Heard and her Rum Diary co-star Johnny Depp. I’m sure they are just really, really good-looking friends.

In some amazing Amber-related news, the actress has joined the cast of Machete Kills. She’ll be playing “a manipulative assassin code-named Miss San Antonio.” Now I have to see this movie.

The Huffington Post has six reasons Shonda Rimes should not kill off Callie Torres, should she be planning on it. I like number five: “Callie is finally happy! In many ways, Callie is the heart of Seattle Grace. Don’t kill her off now when she has finally found the woman of her dreams! If anyone deserves a happy ending, it’s Callie!”

Oh hey, look, it’s Jessica Capshaw and Sasha Alexander looking gorgeous together. How come there are no rumors about them like there are about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp? I will start one!

Actresses Vivian Lai and Kate Pang kissed on stage while on the Star Awards Show in Singapore and some people just can’t deal with it. Apparently several people said “that while some women may find kissing each other to be ‘trendy,’ they were not used to it.” God I love when being a lesbian is on the hot list!

Anyone But Me producer Tina Cesa Ward has a new web series she’s working on with Rachael Hip-Flores and they need your help to get it made. Check out the video for Guards of Dagmar and then head to Kickstarter if you think it’s something you’d like to see.

Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Talking Liberally with Stephanie Miller (Current 9 a.m.), *The New Adventures of Old Christine (Lifetime 12:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Law & Order: SVU (USA 3 p.m.), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Cinemax 5:30 p.m.), *Fashion Star (E! 8 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), Degrassi (TeenNick 9 p.m.), Iron Chef America (Cooking Channel 11 p.m.), Lost Girl (Syfy midnight), *Friends (Nick midnight) and *Ghost Whisperer (We 1 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)

*Denotes a re-run

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