Good afternoon and happy hump day!
Happy birthday to Ellie Kemper (Bridesmaids), Christine Baranski, Donatella Versace and Lily Allen!
Michelle “Mitchie likes Sausage” Rodriguez will be returning to the big screen! Rodriguez has signed on to star in yet another Fast and the Furious sequel called Fast Six (apparently it doesn’t matter that her character was killed off in a previous F&F film) and the follow-up to Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete called Machete Kills. I predict we’ll be seeing a lot of Rodriguez’s midriff and guns in these films.
Sofia Vergara goes topless for GQ Mexico. (p.s. Is it just me or does Vergara look like Pebbles Flintstone?)
Speaking of being topless, out singer Aubrey O’Day will go topless (again) on Sunday’s Celebrity Apprentice. Maybe she’s allergic to shirts? EW has an exclusive (yet censored) video if you’re interested.
Kelly Osbourne got frisky with her Fashion Police co-host Joan Rivers at Monday Night’s E! Upfront event in New York. I’m pretty sure groping a co-worker’s breast is considered sexual harassment.
Yesterday out comedian Fortune Feimster posted photos of herself at the hospital being treated for chest pains. Today Feimster announced on Facebook that the show must go on. Feimster wrote, “I’m pulling it together and gonna be on the Chelsea Lately roundtable tonight! We’re celebrating our 900th episode!” Chelsea Lately airs at 11 p.m. on E!
As we’re previously mentioned, Amanda Seyfried stars as the 1970s sex icon Linda Lovelace in the biopic Lovelace. What do you think of the film’s first poster?
Rihanna proudly tweeted a photo of herself giving money to a female stripper with the caption “#ROCstars–t my daddy would be proud.” Well that’s one way to stimulate the economy.
Michelle Pfeiffer and Eva Green discuss the dysfunction in their upcoming comedy-sci-fi-family-drama Dark Shadows.
Tonight, The View‘s Whoopi Goldberg will guest star on ABC’s The Middle. Goldberg will play an inspirational guidance counselor (with awesome dreads).
Lady Gaga is currently making her rounds in Hong Kong. Check out her Cousin Itt-inspired ensemble, which I actually really like.
Video of the Day!
Out Iron Chef Cat Cora showed off her hosting and culinary skills on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. (Watch her give a shout out to the “lesbian section” of the audience at the 1:10 mark.) Cora is promoting her new show Around the World in 80 Plates premiering May 9 on Bravo.