Gay Girl’s Goggles: “The Secret Circle” SnapCap (1.14) – Valentine

Gah – this show! *headdesk*

AFTERELLEN BAIT

Whether you watch The
Secret Circle
or not, take a moment to celebrate with me the very special
message of this very special Valentine episode: pillow fight!

This was the gayest gay circle that ever gayed my so gay
television. In the spirit of one subtext picture is worth a thousand double
entendres, I present: Faye’s Official No-Boys-Allowed Un-Valentine’s Day
Slumber Party

I have to say I like how these ladies do a sans-man party.
But no love-fest would be complete without a little jealous fit, especially
when Faye is hosting. The writers were careful to insert “friend” and
“BFF” at every opportunity so that nobody would misunderstand the
meaning of the relationships under discussion. I assure you — we understand.

Faye eventually sees that Melissa’s heart is in good hands.
Only a true love will hold your hair when you’re sick.

And so Faye steps aside for now — with the usual ex-lover’s
caveat.

So, so gay.

FEELINGS, FEELINGS, FEELINGS!

(See above.)

No, wait. I do have one other feeling besides all the gay: total
boredom with Cassie. Good god, girl; lighten the frack up. I know you’re being
murdered by evil demons and witch hunters week after week and that you have So!
Much! Angst! over your lesbian lover Adam, but you left a slumber party with three of the hottest witches ever to cast
a spell so that you could get killed again! What is wrong with you?

MOMENTS OF FAYE

Hello, Faye!
Hello, girls!

Faye was her
usual snarky self this week, but in keeping with our pictorial theme, let’s
recap this instead.

My compliments
to the cinematographer.

THE FOREBODING

OK, yeah, stuff
happened. Cassie kept getting creeped out by strange guys in black hoodies, but
I don’t know what she expects, living near Seattle and all. Eventually she
finds out that her special medallion contains the power of thousands of dead
witches who woke up when she activated the symbol. And they cornered her in a
church and then possessed her lesbian boyfriend but she did some dark magic and
saved him.

If it happened
to anyone but Cassie, I might care.

Oh, and Lee is
about to bring his drugged girlfriend out of her coma using a hairy string doll
he gave to Faye for Voodoo Day.

Whatever. Can
somebody make me a gif of that pillow fight?

Share your
thoughts on the Valentine episode of The
Secret Circle
. Are you as ready as I am for Cassie to disappear into dark
magic?

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