Do you like beautiful, sexy, sometimes scantily-clad women? If you answered “no,” what the hell are you doing here?
If you answered “yes,” you will love the group of photos some genius put up on the Listal site. The theme for this gallery is (mostly) old-school “pin-up” style pictures taken of some of today’s hottest celebs. Sure there are those you would expect — Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry I am looking at you — but who knew Freida Pinto and Mila Kunis took shots like these?
Some faves that hopped off the page right away were mostly people I didn’t know or didn’t recognize. As soon as Jurnee Smollett‘s smokin’ classroom photo came up, I was totally hot for teacher — until I figured out she was one of Michelle Tanner’s friends on Full House and one of Olivia’s friends on The Cosby Show. Oh hell to the no — that’s just not fair. She’s so young, I cannot find her sexy, but it’s almost impossible not to.
Moving right along to Mary Elizabeth Winstead who is a stunner as a bathing beauty in a polka-dot bikini. I’m not a horror movie fan, I got scared watching Mama Mia, so I had no clue who she was. I am now starting to consider facing my fears if it means more time to stare at Ms. Winstead.
Mila Kunis has climbed to the top of my aesthetically pleasing lady list (also known as my “I would totally hit it” list) but this picture takes her above and beyond. It is the perfect combination of retro-sexy without going overboard.
Some honorable mentions go to Scarlett Johansson who proves she doesn’t have to take her clothes off to have a good time (no no), Alexis Bledel as Rosie the Riveter and Zooey Deschanel’s adorable 20’s beach and sand pose.
There were a few that really didn’t do it for me though. Brittany Murphy looks like she should be in Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video. It’s less pin-up and more porn star.
Summer Glau might look good in her picture but the way they have her posed, it looks like she had an accident on the studio floor.
Whoever dressed and posed Abbie Cornish needs to give her outfit back to the figure skater they stole it from. There’s something that screams “Taylor Dane” to me from her picture and I’m not sure why.
Who else would you like to see in a pin-up pose? Did I not give love where love is due? Is it ok that as a 30-year-old lady I’m googly-eyed over these early 20-somethings? If it’s wrong, I’m not sure I want to be right.