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I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m super-psyched about the opening of the new Bond film, Casino Royale this weekend. I think Daniel Craig is an excellent choice for the role (did you see him in Munich?) and the extended trailer for the film looks great.

And yetÀ?óâÔÇÜ?¼?ªI always wish there could be a female Bond. Not like Bond’s actual sister or second cousin, but the female equivalent to Bond. While I would personally love to see a direct translation of the character (with womanizing powers fully intact), I’d be open to She-Bond being straight and man-izing too. Whatever it takes, right?

Here are some of my candidates for a new and improved Ms. Bond:

  1. Angelina Jolie: Duh
  2. Jada Pinkett-Smith: Like in Set it Off, but with better transportation
  3. Michelle Rodriguez: Like in Resident Evil, but without turning into a Zombie
  4. Lucy Lawless: Because I’ve missed her
  5. Jenny Shimizu: Because she’d look good in a tux

Am I forgetting anyone?

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