“Exes & Ohs” Recaps: Episode 1.6 “What Goes Around …”

Fans — The morning rush at the Beever consists of three girls shouting their orders for nonfat, extra shot, triple foam things at Crutch all at once. Olivia sidles up to the counter and says to the girls, "I see you guys met Crutch."

The girls ooh and aah at Crutch, the rock star. Crutch looks confused.

One of the girls says, "So, you’re the lesbian," and another adds, "That is so cool," as if being gay were a novelty like being able to juggle or tie a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth. Come to think of it, that is impressive.

Crutch admits she brought some fans to show off the woman who told off their spiritual leader. Olivia is so darn cute, you just want to tousle her Muppet head and give her a gentle chuck under the chin.

The apple and the tree — Under the kitchen sink, Sam has dragged her dad into her handywoman hell. There’s another gusher of water. Sam’s dad doesn’t know any more about plumbing than she does. Sam reminds him he put her bicycle together and the tire fell off when she was going downhill and she has the scars to prove it. Good times.

Sam says she’s sorry she walked away from him when it was clear he wasn’t going to be high-fiving her for being a lesbian. And Sam’s dad says he’s sorry for not being the liberal he thought he was, but he is trying. They hug. Aw.

About last night — Jen is still in bed when her cell phone goes off. It’s not clear what time it is, but since she’s been fluish, maybe she’s sleeping in. It’s the network, calling to schedule another meeting. Yay. All is not lost for her film, Sex, Inc.

Jen confirms she’ll bring the rough cut that put all her friends to sleep to the next meeting and hangs up. She rolls over and finds herself nose to nose with Sienna. In her bed. Naked.

Jen jumps out of bed like it’s on fire and stares in horror at Sienna as she sleeps. Jen looks down at herself and realizes she’s still wearing her bra. OK, there’s that. Is it a good sign or a bad sign?

She tries to wake Sienna, but it’s no use. What the hell happened last night? And where did the day go? Jen realizes she’s late for the ChKrisses’ insemination party at the Beever.

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