Jumping back to her other dating sitch, Jen is telling Gillian
about her stint as a construction hazard. Gillian thinks it would be a
hoot to see the site and insists they pay it a visit. Gulp.
Once they get there, Jen finds out that Gillian and Valencia know
each other, and they – wait for it – used to date each other. Yes,
it’s Tragic, the Gathering. Everyone has dated everyone
else, or knows someone who has. My advice to you? Don’t be a psycho. You
will never live it down.
Jen is practically twitching with panic because she doesn’t want Gilliian to know about her date with Valencia. But it’s soon clear no one cares.
Valencia: I went out on a date with her, too!
Jen: I’m only sleeping with Gillian.
Gillian and Valencia: Cool!
Jen: You two aren’t going to make out, are you?
Valencia: We totally have to catch up, Gillian!
Jen: I can’t go out with you [Valencia] again, because I really, really, really want to keep seeing Gillian.
Three “really’s.” Just call her Poker Face.
Chris is tired of Kris’s fantastic new habit of keeping secrets. For starters, she secretly called her mother, and now the pole-loving lunatic is
practically living with them. Then, she started a new job but forgot to tell anyone about it. And now, she’s failed to tell her boss that she’s pregnant. With his baby. Finally, Chris steps up and tells Dr. Bob they’re having
Dat’s right! Heather’s gonna have two mommies and they’re both named Kris/Chris. Dr. Bob could not be happier for his friends.
In other happy endings, Sam goes crawling back to Barry and asks
for her bartending job back. He agrees under one condition. She has to
get on board the Barry Express with a hearty “Whoo Whoo!”
And back in the Jacuzzi, Gillian admits she doesn’t like the idea
of Jen dating any other sweet, juicy things, Valencia, or otherwise.
Have you been following Michelle Paradise as she tweets live during the show? Good stuff!
Next week: Jennifer and Gillian make a sex tape
that gets out and goes viral. Sam starts faking it with Elizabeth
because she suspects she only loves her for the sex. And Chris’s bond
with Sheila makes Kris feel left out.