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Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes

Horoscopes for Feb 27 – March 6 Happy Birthday, Pisces! A lot of people adore you and you are the friend that others confide in for life advice. You are the most well-rounded sign, knowing how to release a lot of social energy without overly exerting yourself. You have issues with being taken advantage of because you can be too trusting. Sometimes you find yourself having to fend off envious haters — because when you’re this awesome, inevitably some people are gonna get peanut butter and jealous. However, your positive attitude towards life always helps you get over criticisms quickly. No matter one’s star sign, there is a lot that can be learned from a Pisces. Pisces You May Recognize

Your fate is written in the stars. A lot of astrology readings are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone. We’ve decided not to sugar-coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you this week. Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope and come back every week for your forecast!

Star-Sign Real Talk: Brutally Honest Lesbian Horoscopes If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check. This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section. AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now. If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you this week. Aries

Rumor alert! Information is about to be twisted so hard that you’re about to forget what’s real and what isn’t. If someone says something enough times it becomes true right? Wrong. You know what the truth is, Aries, and it might be difficult to swallow the lies being spread about you. However, if you find the perfect way to articulate what the reality is while validating those who “innocently misinterpreted” what they were told, you will be heard and be redeemed.

 

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Taurus

You’re finally on a productive track and you’re feeling pretty damn good about yourself. But, hold up Taurus. You are about to hit a roadblock. Although you’re usually full of chill, you might want to get your chill pills ready in case your frustration grows beyond the usual. Focus on the bigger picture at hand and practice patience.

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Gemini

A very enticing financial investment is flashing itself in your face, Gemini, and you’re all ’bout it ’bout it. Although it seems like a fabulous idea, it’s too good to be true now, isn’t it? And that it most certainly is: too good to be true. Put your money back in the piggy bank where it belongs. You’re being scammed so rip up the check or cancel the Venmo transaction. It’s not the right time for you to hand out your hard earned cash.

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Cancer

Someone close to you is trying to protect you by lying to your face. You’ve always been good with your intuition so trust your gut feelings and if things seem fishy then they probably are, Cancer. Just know that this person comes from a place of good intention. Be easy on them but assert your desire for honesty. Forgiveness will mend the situation at hand and strength your bond together.

 

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Leo

Trying to juggle a lot seemed like a good idea, didn’t it Leo? Until this week. Your planner is marked up and your life seems to be too big for the small amount of time our 24-Hour clocks provide. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. We all have a few friends that owe us a favor or five. Time to cash in on those I.O.U.s, Leo. Jessica isn’t doing that much this week. Some chores for her BFF will add some excitement to her life. It doesn’t hurt to ask! It will take some of the stress off of your plate.

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Virgo

You’ve recently come up with an exciting new idea for how to increase your income. Right now the struggle is real trying to be where you’d like to be so you are stoked about this epiphany. However, you’re doubting your abilities to execute your idea successfully. Take the time needed to thoroughly research the process of how you will make your next step and you will feel the anxiety melt away.

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Libra

A close friend will appear to be in trouble and you will be inclined to try to stay out of their hot mess moment. Usually this could be a courteous response — but in this case, your friend needs you to bug them with your bromance magic. Stepping in and reaching out will make a huge difference in their life right now, Libra. Take the time to be there for your comrade and you will ultimately be rewarded by not making it onto their permanent shit list.

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Scorpio

There are questionable activities occurring among your colleagues at work, Scorpio. You aren’t sure if you should keep this information to yourself or do something about it. Assess the level of shadiness of these exploitations so that you can determine if this is a whistleblowing worthy moment, Scorpio. Sometimes being a tattle tail is necessary when the ultimate outcome creates a better future.

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Sagittarius

During your travels you are going to feel a spark with another soul, Sagittarius. There will be complications involved, such as your ideas about intimacy won’t be compatible. Make the most out of your experience and don’t get caught up in the details. Life is short so enjoy what you can when you can, Sagittarius! We can all be winners as it’s a matter of perspective. So, just change your perspective.

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Capricorn

Unexpected cash is coming your way, so it’s time to go buy a bigger wallet. Or, you know, bigger shoe box (if that’s your style). Either way, you’re going to land into a pile of opportunity Capricorn! Whether you decide to be reckless, charitable, or strategic with these extra funds, enjoy every moment!

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Aquarius

A new business connection will be made soon, Aquarius. Time to take this opportunity and make it your bitch! You’ve been putting off your dreams and goals for far too long and now it’s right in your face waiting to happen. Time to dust off your motivation and put that sucker into action!

 

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Pisces

 

Although you’ve been undergoing some massive changes in your life, your stunning ability to gracefully transition has been impressive, Pisces. All things come to an end and in this case, it was time. Now that you are starting fresh again you’re enjoying the new doors that are opening during your journey. Let your next endeavor take you on a ride because you’re going to love where you end up this time.

About The Author: Lily Khuu is a psychic lesbian witch who enjoys expressing her predictions through the art of GIF and meme. She is also the executive producer and founder of the feminist group Matriarchy where she channels her activism by creating liberating female-focused gatherings. As an entertainment reporter for AfterEllen she gives the lesbian community a voice through public media. When she isn’t stuffing a microphone in someone’s beautiful face, she’s spinning under the pseudonym DJ Matriarchy. You can find her on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

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