Star Sign Real Talk: Super Blunt Lesbian Horoscopes

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Your fate is written in the stars.  It can be annoying to read astrology descriptions which are painfully ambiguous and could apply to anyone.  We’ve decided not to sugar coat what the stars are trying to communicate to you.  Scroll down to find your super straight-forward personal horoscope!

Happy Birthday Scorpio-Sagittarius Cuspies!

If you were born today, November 21, then you are a Scorpio-Sagitarius Cusp baby!  This means that you have traits from both signs.  You may end up in VIP at the hottest night club in the city but you’ll wake up in a banana costume with a womyn’s rights protest sign in your hand and a bumper sticker on your face that says, “Caution: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom’s house.”

Love Compatibility for the Scorpio-Sagittarius Cusp

Your best bet is paring up with a Capricorn who will secretly set an alarm on your phone so you wake up on time for your job interview but will still break dance with you at your cousin’s wedding reception.

Scorpio-Sagittarius Cusps You May Recognize

Real Talk Horoscopes: Super Blunt Lesbian Horoscopes

If you have a fragile ego (Ahem, Leos…) then you’re going to have to put your Sensitive Sally in check.  This isn’t your local Sunday newspaper’s horoscope section.  AfterEllen is about to get REAL with you right now.  If you think you can handle it, scroll down and find out what that stars are actually saying to you today.

Aries

March 21 – April 19

That new show you recently started watching is confusing as hell but if you ride it out into the next season, it will all start to finally make sense.  Don’t jump to any conclusions or decide to stop watching it before giving it a chance.  There is a greater message in the storyline that will spark a new epiphany you badly need.  By the way, the main character dies in the end.  Also, don’t play the lottery this week.  It’s not your turn to hit the jackpot.

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