As midnight approached on Saturday night at The L Word Fashion Show in Palm Springs, the electricity grew palpable, the crowd rushed the stage, and just as the lights went down, someone spilled beer all over my girlfriend's sexy new heels.
Leisha Hailey and Kate Moennig stepped out onto the stage and the 500 or so lesbians, who a mere hour ago were blithely drinking and mingling, completely lost their minds.
They didn't need to do much to whip the room into a frenzy, so they didn't. Leisha and Kate came out, looked awesome, said a total of ten words, and ran off stage.
That's it? That was what I body-checked a Shane-wannabe who was trying to steal our spot at the stage's edge for?
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Real runway models Jenny Shimizu and Megan Morris were joined by actresses such as Alexandra Hedison and Michelle Wolff from Dante's Cove.
I think it's safe to say no one was looking at the clothes.