West Side Story debuts. Sebastian prowls. And love is in bloom.
Santana's smokin', Kurt's hips are rockin', Mercedes is wailin', and Jesse St. Sucks.
Everyone has a secret tonight: Sam, Santana, Brittany — even Lord Tubbington.
Santana defends Klaine against Karofsky.
Kurt and Blaine get a little closer as Santana tries to rectify her relationship with Brittany.
Forget about the football, the zombies, the human cannon, Katie Couric and the carny folk — It's all about the 2pm ninja poops.