Afternoon Delight: Ellen and Portia’s house is for sale, Romi talks sex on “The Real L Word”

Happy birthday to actress Archie PanjabiThe Good Wife star turns 39 today.

And a happy belated birthday to rocker Melissa Etheridge who turned 50 on Sunday (May 29). Etheridge posed with Dolly Parton at the 22nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards. 

Speaking of the country legend, Parton recently told EW.com that she’d like to work with Lady Gaga. "I love her. Maybe we should do something together — GooGoo and Gaga! You know those GooGoo candy bars in Nashville? I could be Lady GooGoo.” I really hope this collaboration happens!

The O.C.’s Rachel Bilson stars in the Black Swan-esque Applause commercial, directed by designer Karl Lagerfeld. No, Bilson does not have a kissing scene with Mila Kunis but she does turn down her boyfriend’s advances to get it on with a Magnum Ice Cream fudge bar. (Been there, done that.)

All right ladies, The Real L Word Season 2 premiere is coming up, airing on Showtime this Sunday June 5 at 10 pm. I was unlucky enough to watch the first two episodes and let me just say do not watch this racy X-rated show with your parents. (Not that you would anyway.) Below is a clip featuring Romi and her girlfriend as they take a trip to New York and process the intimate details of their sex relationship problems with the viewing audience!

Check out the new sexy (and disturbing) poster for the new Tomb Raider video game! The trailer for the game will premiere on Spike TV at 10 pm on Thursday, June 2.

The Beverly Hills mansion owned by Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia, is on the market. If you’re looking to buy a 9,000-square foot compound with a detached guest house, a gym, swimming pool and a garage that fits ten cars then consider purchasing the talk show host’s $49,000,000 estate. Actually, the main house is going for $49,000,000, if you want the extended property where the famous couple got married then you’ll have to spend $60,000,000. Let me grab my checkbook.

Can’t wait for the fourth season of True Blood? Maybe the new “Witches vs. Vampire” promo will tide you over. Sookie Stackhouse (aka our beloved bisexual Anna Paquin) declares, “Oh, great. Now I have to deal with witches!” Paquin and the chiseledTrue Blood cast return to HBO on Sunday June 26.

American Idol’s Katharine McPhee stars in the upcoming horror film Shark Night 3D.I smell an Oscar! The film is about a lake house retreat gone wrong. Well, that does happen when freshwater sharks attack. (If one of my friends were eaten by a shark I would not seek revenge. I would pack up my sh-t and go home. Am I alone on this?) After watching this trailer numerous times (don’t judge me) I have concluded that this film is no Snakes on a Plane.

Anyone But Me actresses Alexa Slade and Marissa Skell shed some light on their characters, Elisabeth and Carey, in this Season 3 behind the scenes video, "Character Breakdown."

Tonight out comedian Fortune Feimster will be on Chelsea Lately’s roundtable. The summer weather hit Los Angeles over the weekend and with that comes the summer repeats. On Wednesday June 1, Tina Fey’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon interview will re-air and on Friday May 6 there will be a repeat of interviews with Lindsay Lohan and Jillian Michaels on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Lesbian/ Bi Photos of the Day:

Out actress Amber Heard looked sexy as always as she rocked the red carpet for the Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution party on May 26. Heard also looked stunning (and blissful) alongside girlfriend Tasya van Ree at the ‘Beauty Culture’ exhibition opening reception at Annenberg Space For Photography on May 19.  Heard and van Ree seem very happy together. Sometimes when I’m drifting off to sleep, I imagine these two braiding each other’s hair. Have I shared too much?

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