The Ellen DeGeneres Show – The Season Eight premiere from the MTV Video Music Awards. Guests: Lady Gaga, Chelsea Handler, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and more.
Say Yes to the Dress "Going Bridal" (TLC 5 p.m.) – A lesbian couple look for two gowns that won’t clash.
RuPaul’s Drag U "Moms vs. Daughters" (Logo 9 p.m) – Meredith Baxter is the guest judge.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show – Guests: Lauren Graham, Jersey Shore cast members, Usher and the So You Think You Can Dance crew.
The Today Show (11:00 segment) – Suze Orman offers financial advice.
BangFor Your Buck "$35,000 Master Bathrooms in the San Francisco Area" (HGTV 5 p.m.) – Zoe and Marti’s bathroom renovation is evaluated.
Bang For Your Buck "$50,000 Kitchens" (HGTV 5:30 p.m.) – Pam and Angela’s kitchen is evaluated.
30For 30 "Unmatched" (ESPN 8 p.m.) – Martina Navratilova and Chris Evert‘s rivalry and friendship is chronicled in the latest installment of ESPN’s 30 For 30 documentary series.
Flipping Out "Too Much of a Good Thing" (Bravo 9 p.m.) – One of the houses Jeff is remodeling this season is owned by a lesbian couple.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show – Guests: Jane Lynch, Henry Joost, Daughtry, Ellen at the U.S. Open.
Dog Whisperer "Rufus and Buddy" (National Geographic 2 p.m.) – Seattle couple Lee and Sherry need Cesar’s help with their rescued pit bull.
America’s Next Top Model "Diane von Furstenberg" (CW 8 p.m.) – Features lesbian contestant Kayla.
Hellcats "I Say a Little Prayer" (CW 9 p.m.) – Marti is embarrassed when her mom comes to the qualifiers, and she tellsher to leave; Savannah’s sister, who’s the squad captain of a rival school, is injured in a fall, forcing Savannah to choose between going with her to the hospital or staying in the competition; and Lewis accuses Alice of putting everyone’s scholarships in jeopardy.Also features lesbian cheerleader Patty.
Outlaw "Pilot" (NBC 10 p.m.) – Carly Pope plays a bisexual detective on the series premiere.
Pride: Gay and Lesbian Comedy (Showcase 12:30 a.m.) – Stand up comedy byPoppy Champlin, Sandra Valls, Scott Kennedy and Alec Mapa.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show – Guests: Ben Affleck, Mike Posner and Tom Andrews.
Bringing Home Baby "Mama’s Boy" (TLC 2 p.m.) – After trying for six years, Donna and Tina finally have their first baby.
Milk (HBO2 4 p.m.)
The Ellen DeGeneres Show – Guests: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, the winner of America’s Got Talent, Ellen at Fashion Week.
All Aboard Rosie’s Family Cruise (HBO Family 10 p.m.) – HBO’s 2006 documentary that follows Rosie on the maiden voyage of R Family Vacations.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Anti-Thesis" (USA 6 a.m.) – Olivia d’Abo‘s first appearance as bisexual killer Nicole Wallace.
House Hunters "Bound For the Beach on the Jersey Shore" (HGTV 7:30 p.m.) – Newly married couple Amanda and Christie look for a house near the beach.
Iron Chef America "Cora vs. Mullen" (Food Network 10 p.m.) – Next Iron Chef alum Sean Mullen challenges Iron Chef Cat Cora.
Mad Men (AMC, 10:00 p.m.) – Peggy’s lesbian friend Joyce (Zosia Mamet) returns.
The Rachel Maddow Show, week nights at 9:00 on MSNBC.
Issues with Jane Valez-Mitchell, nightly at 7:00 on CNN’s Headline News.
The Suze Orman Show, Saturdays at 5 a.m., 9 p.m., and 12 a.m. on CNBC.
As always, thanks to roni1133 for her lesbian TV expertise!