Gay ladies, do you ever find yourself too shy to initiate conversation with any of the beautiful and beguiling girls in your immediate surroundings? Are your immediate surroundings entirely devoid of any beautiful or beguiling girls whatsoever? Do you find that despite your – by now exquisite – manners, you are at your most charming when expressing yourself in writing?
Never fear, my sweet ones, the internet is here and it’s come to save you! And of course, I’m right here alongside you, ready to help you navigate the etiquette of online dating and ensure you don’t commit any hideous virtual faux pas.
Choosing your profile picture
Ladies, it doesn’t matter how uniquely beautiful you are, if you have the dimensions of a swimsuit model or a face that stops traffic (um, in a hot way): do NOT, under any circumstances, post a real photograph of your real self on any gay lady dating website whatsoever – not so much as an eyelash or a pinkie finger – unless that body part belongs to Angelina Jolie.
From my extensive research perusing hundreds of gay and bisexual ladies’ personal profiles for your benefit, I have concluded that it is positively de rigueur to post a picture of a celebrity rather than of oneself (well, unless of course I’m mistaken and gay lady dating sites are in fact obsessively populated by Angelina herself, in which case I bet she keeps picking those movie stills/publicity shots rather than the ones from her personal collection/odd angles taken by her web-cam, just in case Brad finds out.)
From this observation, I can only surmise that the gay ladies frequenting online dating websites belong to one of the following subsets: