Morning Brew: Tuesday, August 10: Zooey Deschanel looks crazy in “My Idiot Brother,” Emma Watson’s do is for a juicy role

Hi all!

Here’s your first look at Zooey Deschanel as the bisexual sister of Paul Rudd in the upcoming My Idiot Brother.

None yet of Rashida Jones, who plays Zooey’s girlfriend. Hopefully she’s a little more, uh, stable.

Rumor has it that Emma Watson chopped off her hair because she’s also up for the role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Could Hermoine go goth convincingly?

Here’s the new Tegan and Sara video for “Northshore.”

Thoughts? Feelings?

In something that will not surprise anyone, Tila Tequila has filmed a lesbian threesome porno for Vivid. Awesome. By awesome, I mean not awesome at all.

This movie looks pretty straight, but it stars Anna Paquin, Malin Akerman and Dianna Agron as BFFs. Kate Holmes, too, but I’m prone to get less psyched on her. It’s called The Romantics.

The movie hits theaters this September.

Want to own something Kate Moennig has touched? Put your money toward a good cause, specifically The Elephant Project to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association. You can bid now on a “signed Elephant Project card by Kate, an 8×10 glossy photo and your very own Peanut beanie baby.” It’s at $26.49 currently.

Speaking of former L Worders, can you spot one in next week’s episode of Drop Dead Diva?

Yeah she says “my husband.” Sigh!

See you later!

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