Kristen Merlin is safe again this week on The Voice. Phew!
A&E is going to Americanize The Returned. Sounds great but keep the lesbians, OK?
Rosie O’Donnell is coming back to The Fosters. She’ll appear in the August episodes.
Andy Cohen asked Cameron Diaz if she ever swam in the lady pond. The answer: Yes.
Sarah McLachlan has definitely made out with some women, too.
Maybe 1992. It was with my second record (“Solace”) and I remember going to do a gig in Boston. I hung out with a lot of women after the show and, uhh, there was one bartender in particular who was really hot! And I’m not gonna say anything else, but yeah. (Laughs)
People are always interested in how people bend. I’ve never shied away from it. I mean, I’m pretty straight. Let me just put it this way: I’ve never had sex with a woman. I haven’t. I’ve made out with more than one woman, but it just sort of happened. And there may have been alcohol involved with one of them. (Laughs)
Glenn Beck is the ultimate idiot with bizarre lesbian fantasies. Here’s what the d-bag said this week:
“I’m telling you, I’m telling you, Hillary Clinton will be having sex with a woman on the, on the White House desk if it becomes popular. She will be. She’ll be like, ‘Look, the arc of history wasn’t ready for a president to be a lesbian and have sex on the desk.’”
If you’re in the Bay Area, check out Kippier Clothing’s launch party.
Amy Kelly found her first girl-girl kiss on Corrie “daunting.” #notalesbian
The Danish Girl is finally getting made and Eddie Redmayne has joined the cast. The story follows a Danish painter Einar Wegener who has a sex change to become a woman and remains married to his wife Gerda. Both Nicole Kidman and Gwyneth Paltrow have been linked to the film, but it’s taken years to be get going so they’ve likely moved on.
Whenever there are cheerleaders or witches in a movie, it’s highly possible there will be some brief moments of girls kissing. You’re welcome.
Some unreleased stories Octavia Butler wrote early in her career are going to be published this June.
EW has some fun character portraits of the OITNB cast.
Abby Wambach has been medically cleared to take the field with the WNY Flash this Saturday.
I love these new pieces from out German writer Carolin Emcke and director Angelina Maccarone. (Thank you Sarah!)
Icelandic queer singer Lay Low has a new video for her song “Our Conversations.” Her new album comes out May 1.
Today in Lesbianish TV: The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Robin Roberts on Tavis Smiley (PBS), Good Morning America (ABC 7 a.m.), *Top Chef Season 2 marathon (Esquire 7 a.m.), *R&B Divas: Atlanta marathon (Oxygen 8 a.m.), *Degrassi “I Want It That Way, Pt. 2″/”Tonight, Tonight, Pt. 1” (TeenNick 11 a.m./11:30 a.m.), *Iyanla: Fix My Life “Fix My Hoop Star Life” (OWN 1 p.m.), Girl Code marathon (MTV 1:14 p.m.), *iCarly “iSam’s Mom” (TeenNick 1:30 p.m.), The Talk (CBS 2 p.m.), *Secrets of a Restaurant Chef (Food Network 2 p.m.), Jane Velez-Mitchell (HLN 7 p.m.), Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO Comedy 7 p.m., HBO 11 p.m.), Kicking & Screaming (HBO Family 7 p.m.), *Faking It “Homecoming Out” (MTV 7:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m.), The Rachel Maddow Show (MSNBC 9 p.m.), R&B Divas: Atlanta “Uncomfortable in My Skin” (TV One 10 p.m.), South Beach Tow “Spanglish” (Tru TV 10 p.m.), *Black Sails “V.”/”VI.” (Starz Edge 10 p.m./11 p.m.), Chicago PD “8:30 PM” (NBC 10:01 p.m.), *Orphan Black “Governed By Sound Reason and True Religion” (BBC America 11 p.m.), *Friends “The One with Rachel’s Big Kiss” (Nick 12:48 a.m.), SEC Storied: Abby Head On (ESPNU 1 a.m.) (Thanks Roni!)