There is a silver lining to this dark and twisted plot development, though: this is one lesbian TV storyline that I'm fairly certain won't end with the two women deciding to have a baby.

BECAUSE EVERY GOOD MURDER MYSTERY NEEDS A LESBIAN BULGARIAN CHORUS LINE
The Black Dahlia, opening nationwide this weekend, is not a lesbian movie whatsoever, but it does feature bisexual characters played by Mia Kirshner and Hilary Swank, a performance by k.d. lang, and police staking out lesbian bars. Director Brian de Palma talked about this in a recent interview: "I said, ‘Why not have a Lesbian chorus line of these drop-dead beautiful girls making out with each other?’ So I had this choreographer that worked for me, a French choreographer that worked with me on Femme Fatale and she actually had these Bulgarian dancers and a couple of ringers from Paris." Ah yes, I had a ringer from Paris once. Good times, good times.

MADE IN CHINA
China's first out lesbian singer has released the country's first lesbian music video. 28-year-old Qiao Qiao's song "Ai Bu Fen" ("Love Does Not Discriminate") is the first openly lesbian song in the People's Republic of China.

The lyrics, which roughly translate to “Love has no right or wrong, love is not affected by rumors, I will never stop looking for you, you are my everything, etc." aren't going to win any songwriting prizes, and the video's ending follows in the grand tradition of tragic lesbian stories. But who cares? It's a good song, and an overdue milestone.

Watch it, and then read about it.

MR & MRS. GAY RIGHTS?
Brad Pitt recently told Esquire magazine in an interview for their upcoming October edition that he and Angelina Jolie won't get married until everyone can. Since Brad was more than willing to marry Jennifer Aniston, does anyone else see Angelina's hand behind this? Just call her the pupPitt master...