OK, so what I’m about to tell you is slightly embarrassing, but don’t judge. As all the guests on the Maury Povich Show will let you know, “Ya’all don’t know me!”
Now that that’s out of the way, we can talk about my relationship with CSI: Miami and how the only reason I watch it is because one of my dogs, Bubble, is obsessed with it. You’re probably like, “What!? Your dog?” But, yes — my dog is obsessed with Horatio Caine.
My girlfriend and I aren’t sure if it’s because they look alike (they’re both ginger kids) or if she just likes the way he takes off his sunglasses. While she would normally prefer chasing a ball to anything, she always stops what she’s doing in order to watch this show. Thankfully, Mama is going to have another reason to watch sometime in October when former Charlie’s Angels star Cheryl Ladd and the very hot, very sexy, very shwing-worthy Tia Carrere guest star.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen Cheryl Ladd (Las Vegas was never my tv show of choice) but mymymy has she aged well! Apparently Cheryl will be playing, “a woman who lives by ‘The Cougar Code.’” Doesn’t it seem like every attractive woman over 40 is playing a cougar these days? Is the whole “cougar” thing really all that remarkable? Let’s get some original plot lines people!
There’s been no word yet what Tia’s role will be, but I’m guessing she’s another cougar and there will be a murder surrounding one of the young men they’ve both been sleeping with and Horatio will say something like, “These cougars need to be put in a cage.” Cue sunglasses being put back on.
To the folks at CBS, I’m available for script writing whenever you need me.
So when the time comes, Bubble and I will pop some popcorn, cuddle up on the couch and enjoy the cheesy dialogue coming out of the mouths of such beautiful women.