But where can I get a Cookie Party T-shirt?

 
 

The second episode of The Sarah Silverman Program airs tonight. The first one was pretty funny, with the exception of the gay guys (It’s not enough to be gay: You have to actually be funny, dudes). Sarah herself is a kooky genius. And cute.

Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

And now you can read some of Sarah’s thoughts on love and sex. (Don’t read these out loud at work, unless you work with raunchy people.)