I just came across [via Pop Candy] a new list made by a straight guy of the Top 10 Hottest Animated Disney Women, proving that nothing is sacred when it comes to top-10 lists. Here’s this guy’s favorites, from hottest to, well, tenth hottest:
- Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbitt)
- Jane (Tarzan)
- Jasmine (Aladdin)
- Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
- Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
- Snow White (Snow White)
- Arial (The Little Mermaid)
I know I shouldn’t be surprised that Jessica Rabbit tops his list, since she’s supposed to be sex cartoonified, but she’s too one-dimensional for me – there’s just no depth, which is so not sexy.
Who would I put at the top of my list? Belle and Mulan - because in addition to being attractive, Belle reads a lot of books, and Mulan fights bad guys. Now that’s hot.
Karman says she’d put some of Disney’s “bad girls” at the top of her list – the ones she calls “the angry M.I.L.F.’s”, like the evil Queen in Snow White and Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty. Which really says more about Karman than I think we all wanted to know.