But there’s no way Cruella de Ville makes even the “bad girls” list

 
 

I just came across [via Pop Candy] a new list made by a straight guy of the Top 10 Hottest Animated Disney Women, proving that nothing is sacred when it comes to top-10 lists. Here’s this guy’s favorites, from hottest to, well, tenth hottest:

Disney women
  1. Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbitt)
  2. Jane (Tarzan)
  3. Pocahontas
  4. Jasmine (Aladdin)
  5. Cinderella
  6. Mulan
  7. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
  8. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  9. Snow White (Snow White)
  10. Arial (The Little Mermaid)

I know I shouldn’t be surprised that Jessica Rabbit tops his list, since she’s supposed to be sex cartoonified, but she’s too one-dimensional for me – there’s just no depth, which is so not sexy.

Who would I put at the top of my list? Belle and Mulan - because in addition to being attractive, Belle reads a lot of books, and Mulan fights bad guys. Now that’s hot.

Karman says she’d put some of Disney’s “bad girls” at the top of her list – the ones she calls “the angry M.I.L.F.’s”, like the evil Queen in Snow White and Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty. Which really says more about Karman than I think we all wanted to know.