We’ve made it one full week without Glee. Well, some of us made it one full week. Is it a coincidence that AfterEllen.com was experiencing severe tech glitches last Tuesday while Glee was rolling out its unmerciful hiatus? I think our site servers were joining us in a solidarity protest against this inhumane treatment by Fox! (Our IT people say that’s not the case, but I say even robots aren’t immune to the charms of Brittana.) Last week we counted down Brittana’s seven most swoon-worthy moments. And this week we’re going to count down Brittany’s seven best one-liners.
I can’t tell you how hard it was to narrow down this list. I started with 20 quotes and it took actual hours to narrow it down to only seven.
“My name is also Britney Spears. My middle name is ‘Susan’; my last name is ‘Pierce.’ That makes me ‘Brittany S. Pierce.’ ‘Brittany Spears.'”
Bonus “Brittany/Britney” quote:
“I’m more talented than all of you. I see that clearly now.”
Santana: “Breakfast confuses you.”
Brittany: “Well, sometimes it’s sweet and sometimes it’s salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?”
“I’m just gonna dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.”
Mr. Schue: “Ballad. Who knows what this word means?”
Brittany: “It’s a male duck.”
Bonus “Ballad” quote:
Mr. Schue: “Whoever you chose is your partner.”
Brittany: “I bet the duck’s in that hat.”
“We were seduced by the glitz and glamor of showbiz.”
“I don’t even remember putting that in there.”
Brittany: “I just don’t understand the difference between an egg with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it.”
Tina: “They’re the same thing!”
Brittany: “OK, that’s confusing because this is a baby chicken’s house.”
What’s your favorite Brittany S. Pierce quote?
