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Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (July 13, 2007)

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
I recently stumbled across a website I just had to share: ralst.com (aka Passion and Perfection), a repository of lesbian fan fiction, photos and wallpapers.

The fan fiction section covers a lot of different TV shows, and the wallpaper section features lesbianish collages of a wide variety of shows, from Birds of Prey and Popular to Battlestar Galactica and Law & Order. As is typical with most fan art, the wallpaper offerings run the gamut from creative and seamless to ones that make you want to cover your eyes and yell "My eyes! My eyes!" like Phoebe on Friends.

But these fake lesbian tabloid covers made by a ralst.com member named trancer are truly inspired:

I'm amused — and also wondering, why didn't I think of that?! Oh, right: because I already have a zillion things to do. So yay for creative lesbians with more free time! See more of the fake tabloids here and check out L-Word.com's extensive lesbian TV fan fiction section for even more ways to spend way too much time online.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Next Friday, we'll be launching a new biweekly audio podcast called Oh God, I'm Gay, featuring host Alicia Ross talking with various religious and spiritual leaders of different faiths.

Logo and HRC will co-host the first presidential forum devoted to gay issues on Aug. 9, with live streaming of the event online. Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards have all confirmed they will participate.

The Game Show Network's new game show Without Prejudice doesn't have any gay contestants yet, but sexual orientation issues come up.

Jael from America's Next Top Model lists her sexual orientation as "lesbian" on her MySpace profile (thanks Candace!).

Michael Moore might tackle homophobia in his next film.

Bill O'Reilly has apologized for the lesbian gangs segment — sort of.

That's it for this week! Check back next Friday for another edition of Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.

EmsInNz's picture

Lindsay

Ah, the week just wouldn't be complete without more Lindsay Lohan dramas cropping up :)
Mondoshawan's picture

ralst.com and Hospital Central

I'm so happy to see you mention ralst.com and trancer's hilarious tabloid covers. Passion & Perfection is the best fanfiction site there is :-)

But there's one thing you might want to change in the Hospital Central bit:

Maca gave birth to a baby boy she named Pedro, after the father.

The baby was named after Maca's father, not the baby's father.

xenafan71's picture

Passion and Perfection

ralst.com has been in my “Favorites” on my computer for years!!! Thanks for reminding me to go check out the new content.  

not only but also's picture

you mean...

...there aren't really any lesbian gangs? Dammit. So how are we supposed to scare the straights now?

Not Only But Also

LadyElla's picture

Alright Atlanta!

Alright Atlanta!

I had some lesbian-ish experiences yesterday in The A with my mom, lol. We had a mom/daughter day out (of which I'm not, btw) before I leave for school, I'm just gonna say we drove by Einstein's Bagel's and question's were asked! Oo also, we stopped by the Krispy Kreme (yummmm) on Peachtree and there's a gay bar across the street that I had no idea was there that had these flags that were like black and blue? Idunno, but I asked her about them (I really didn't know they were gay! Has anybody seen these before? Have I comitted a gay faux pas?), she asked, we learned, I was curious...

Also on the Best. Gay. Week. Ever. they discussed the release of the new, even racier version of Showgirls! I just thought you ladies would like to know (maybe a little more than the boys...)!

"But perhaps more importantly, we've also got the Showgirls - Fully Exposed Edition to look forward to. I wasn't aware that there was anything left to expose after the previous releases (and after all the na-na even led my heterosexual brother to scream "Make the bad man stop!" when I made him watch it), but I'm game."

Andra8's picture

BDSM

Black and Blue flags represent the leather/bdsm scene.  I have only seen gay people have them, but I suppose straight people might have the flags too. 

Mic's picture

In Atlanta, really??

Yay! A gay sci-fi convention here in the ATL!

I'm vaguely wondering if I'm dead or dreaming. *chuckle*

--Did I mention that I program my TI-83 while shining my pocket protector for fun? Oh yeah, you know you want this...

beazerkat's picture

Yes, really

Not only is there a convention, but there is a gay sci-fi group in Atlanta as well!  Check out www.outworlders.info.  Many of the people involved in bringing Gaylaxicon to Atlanta are in the Outworlders group.  They have a lot of different events each month.  See the calendar page on the website.  It would be great to have some more women involved. 

Oh and how nerdy is it that I was sooo excited to see this mentioned in BLWE (thanks Sarah!)

Blair's picture

friday's equal AFTER ELLEN and COFFEE!

why now all of a sudden do i LOVE the tabloids, swedish women, jane austen, hats, sci fi, selma blair, spain.....

oh wait, now i remember...

flittleton's picture

radha mitchell

thanks as always for a great column. you rock!

excited about "feast of love" - been an age since I've seen radha mitchell in anything - high art feels like forever ago. looks like a decent movie.

"Now if this was a scene on American network television, the two lesbians would walk happily out into the parking lot holding hands — and promptly get hit by a bus. Unless it was a Sweeps week, and then they'd kiss first, before getting hit by the bus."

Lol!! so true.

watched the bill o'reilly "apology" on the link you gave. he doesn't even look interested in talking to rashad robinson of glaad. he isn't even listening. that's not an apology bill. you gotta mean it!! You better watch it bill or I will rally up the "scottish pink pistolettes" gang to take you down!

TheWeyrd1's picture

So many things to comment on...how shall I choose?

Well start at the beginning silly: so I don't know....Lindsey Lohan....I've always gotten a lesbo vibe from her...actually that might be one reason for her substance abuse (dealing with emerging sexuality of any type IN the public eye)...I mean she hangs out with the partying ladies...bad choices admittedly, but not that many guys around... I'm just observing...  And I'm not so sure it's temporary...but then she could be taking a page out of Angelina's book.

well...now that I started at the beginning...I think I'll stop here...

Maritza's picture

Hmmm

Melissa Etheridge had me weeping for ten minutes when I watched her perform live on TV.

I'm also looking forward to the movies discussed here. I watched Clara's Sumer last night and really liked it, as well My Summer of Love. Those Europeans sure know how to make good movies.

Emily Blunt looks GORGEOUS in that trailer for Jane Austin Bookclub, it looks really interesting :)

fee's picture

Chloe, Lindsay, all the rest of them

Ahahah, oh I love Chloe Sevigny. She's awesome =)

The Lindsay stuff is interesting...I'm not really a Lindsay fan, but still...I know this sounds pretentious, but part of me feels sad that information like this can get into the media. I can only imagine how I would feel if that happened. I mean, it's so personal.
That Ronson girl is very pretty btw =D And I'm not even into blondes. Interesting.

& those Spanish women. OMG. Seriously. Yay!
& Jorja Fox on the 'Femslash Enquirer'...that's classic, hahah. Pretty great =)


Sarah's picture

Lindsay v. Hilary

Okay. Here is a possible theory.  Remember how Hilary Duff sent a video shoutout to this website for no apparent reason? Well, I think she's known about Lindsay and Samantha Ronson's "friendship" for a while now and that it would eventually become public. Now we all remember the media catfights between the two stars a few years ago...Hilary wanted to win over the lesbians before her rival Lindsay could beat her to it. What does everyone think?
Gobias Somecoffee's picture

Lindsay...

I don't know.  She seems a little desperate there with.  And she has to know they just can't "make" a family.  As for the Lindsay vs. Hilary...I'd go with Hilary.  She's a lot cuter and more put together, I guess.

 

Xaverie's picture

Love the TO icon!

Love the TO icon!
Sally's picture

This was very refreshing!

Every time I go to Spain (which is probably 3 to 4 times a year) I watch Hospital Central.  I love the way so natural they treat the gay characters, not only in Hospital Central, but in other series.  After all they do have legal homosexual marriage with ALL the rights attached to marriage (Adoption, Immigration, Inheritance, Tax filing, and everything else like any other couple) So, it is a very different society.And about the Tabloids:  They have the best investigative reporting! When they show something like that, most of the times is true!Happy friday and great weekend.... I'm trying to survive without the recaps of Bad Girls.
lesbian without borders
michele's picture

Feast of Love

Selma Blair's girlfriend in Feast of Love is played by Stana Katic. I saw a screening--they're pretty darling together and have a very sweet kiss, but unfortunately they're in the picture for only a short time and then disappear from the story.
Sarah Warn's picture

Thanks Michele!

I updated the column with the correct name. I suspected from the trailer that the lesbian story line was pretty small. Too bad.
Manon's picture

Viva Hospital Central

As a big HC fan, glad to see mondoshawan already pointed out:

The baby was named after Maca's father, not the baby's father.

Also I believe the father of Esther's child, Raul, is an EMT (emergency medical technician) not a doctor. He is part of SAMUR which is their EVAC like ambulance team/unit.

Also, the couple's storyline for the past few seasons has in ways revolved around the real-life pregnancies of the actresses. Apparently playing a lesbian on a Spanish TV show is terrific for fertility. Who knew? ;)

I got hooked on HC in Ibiza. It's really easy to watch on youtube. Look up "maca esther" that's all you need.... The english translations from spanish are also readily available. Email me if you can't find them ;)

 

 

theswede's picture

LESBIAN QUOTE OF THE

LESBIAN QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"God, I don't know. She was Swedish. They all look like lesbians. You can't tell!"
Chloe Sevigny in the July 16 issue of New York magazine, on whether an airport security agent who strip-searched her once was hitting on her

Wow. I live in Sweden and I didn't know that. :P 

*ignorence is bliss*

-AnnaW-'s picture

Interesting

Do we all look like lesbians? Naah... Where in Sweden has she been to see all those fine women? She must accidently have ended up in a room full of soccer players or something... ;)

I'm jealous.

theswede's picture

Haha. Yeah that have to be

Haha. Yeah that have to be it. That's the only time I see any. Oh And rugby players too. Or she saw a whole rome of goalies (of any kind). ;P

*ignorence is bliss*

lesandre's picture

hmm...

well I myself must say I'm moore with the swedish hockey players...there are some fiiiine ones! =)
Ceridwyn2's picture

The Canadian Women's Hockey

The Canadian Women's Hockey team is pretty hot, too. :) Especially former captain Cassie Campbell, and some lovely new ones.

Nikki Wade: You can't leave me like this. This is shit
Helen Stewart: Shit happens.

a.c's picture

It keeps getting better and better...

Let's from the beginning. Lindsay Lohan's supposedly girlfriend is so beautiful... I seem to have a thing for blondes these days..On the Lindsay Lohan issue, if she truely is bisexual than the poor girl just got outed. Now, some of us know that's not any fun! ( Note: you can't believe anything in Star anyways..so she's safe...maybe..) She did look however very pretty in Georgia Rule.

Now Feast Of Love(?) seems like a very interesting movie. It's deffinently something I'll drag my lovely to. :) By the way, I cannot wait til Sunday, 9:00(eastern)....State Of Mind! I'm very excited to see the first episode. I have seen comercial after comercial about it. I'm already hooked.

I've never heard of ralst til I read this. I'll deffinently check it out.

And just a note, it's rather amusing over the subject of "lesbian gangs" jeez.. That's just plain silly! But anyways, this has been a LOVELY article. :)

Another note: Just because it's not true doesn't mean you can't use it.. ex: Star Magazine! =D. ( Response to someone asking if the gangs aren't real how are we suppost to scare the straights....

^1^ I never thought I could feel this way again...^!^

lckynmbr9's picture

http://www.news.com.au/dailyt

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/index/0,22045,5013123,00.html

 Really you should go this site

 "lesbian romps"... could anything more be said....

Mara's picture

I agree

I checked out the Sports Out Loud site yesterday and I noticed it's mainly aimed at gay men. No surprise there... But really, the first thing I thought when I saw the cover was "Did someone go overboard with photo shopping the tummy area of the young woman on the cover? I mean, where on earth did her belly button go?" (Maybe I just need specs.)

Thanks for sharing ralst.com with the rest of the world; that site's been bookmarked as one of my favorites for quite a while now :) 

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

Sarah's picture

no I noticed that right away

no I noticed that right away too! (about her stomach)
mollyblooming's picture

Charles Baxter novel

Hi, Very interesting tidbits, thanks! Feast of Love sounds like it's based on the Charles Baxter novel that came out several years ago. It's one of my favorite books, he's a great writer. It's a beautifully written novel, and is written from several points-of-view, one of which is the view of the female ex of the main male character - she had left him for a woman. Baxter is one male writer that I think can write female povs quite well. The section that is her voice is terrific, and it describes her meeting this woman and what transpires from there. I encourage people to read the entire book, seriously. It is so good.

It was originally set in Ann Arbor, MI (Go Blue!); not sure why they changed the setting for the film (if it is indeed based on the novel).

I'm a little nervous about the movie, because I love the book so much and would hate to see it wasted - particularly if they limit the ex-wife character's story - Kathryn is her name in the book, and her story is not insignificant (no one's is actually).

Jaimie's picture

ANTM's Jael Strauss

Here's a recent comment from Jael re: her sexuality from http://www.orato.com/node/2991/&page=4:

The show didn’t discuss my sexual preference because it’s none of their business who I do it with. I don’t feel that sexual preference defines who I am personally. I hope I have a lot more interesting characteristics than my sexual orientation. There are “open” lesbian “top models.”

Kim from a previous season was openly gay. I love people. No matter what gender. I don’t consider myself gay, straight or bi. I choose not to limit my experiences in life to men or women. I am currently in an amazing relationship with a man.

Anyone else then find it odd that she'd go with the lesbian option on MySpace?

 

littlegreenx's picture

I thought that too. Ah well,

I thought that too. Ah well, she does say she changes details in her myspace depending on mood. Maybe next week it'll say 'bi'?

It's be so much easier if they just had 'queer' as an option on that stupid site. :)

carolinagrrrl's picture

Jael has already...

...removed her "status" as a lesbian off her myspace.

What's up with that?

colormejealous's picture

:)

>>>>THE SWEDE<<<< Hehe, I was about to say the same. I'm from Denmark so I'm not so far from Sweden (Yay, Scandinavia!) but hmm, why do all swedes look like lesbians? I haven't really noticed? And Danes look like swedes so do we look like lesbians too? hehe... Hmm, anyway I always thought Swedes (the girls) looked more like the ABBA girls hehe :)

Men, vi er så pisse lækre så de fatter det ikke (Ehm... Vi är så jävla snygga dom fatter inget! hehe or something, my swedish is not what it has been, in case you don't understand danish hehe)

theswede's picture

:) :)

Hehe. No you sure arn't far away. :P (Woho!!! Scandinavia!!!)

Haha. How nice of you. :P We all look different and I'm so happy of that 'cause I just might have gone mad If I thought I saw my friends everywhere. :/

Det var bra! But, It's fattar not fatter. :) And I did understand the first thing. x)

*ignorence is bliss*

clever as a belle's picture

For Samantha's sake, I hope

For Samantha's sake, I hope the rumor is false. She could do so much better than Lindsay. Ew.

 

As for which team Lindsay is batting on...I'm guessing the answer is whichever one gets her more attention from week to week.

mckenzia97's picture

I don't even think Samantha

I don't even think Samantha is that attractive. If Lindsay's into her, then all the power to Lindsay, but I'm thinking the opposite here. Heh. Lindsay could do better.
little_angel's picture

Passion and Perfection

truly the best fanfic site i have ever visited
BrownEyedGirl's picture

OOh the Jane Austen book

OOh the Jane Austen book club!!! Ive been looking forward to that one for a long time!! Thanks for teh news and trailer of it!!!

And that was teh worst apology ive ever seen, Bill O reilly!! I feel sorry for the GLAAD spokesperson. O Reilly tells him that he is gonna go through the segment to get his views along the way and then he interjects with his own twisted BS to stop the GLAAD-man from giving his views.

But back to the J.A book club...i wish miss blunt had her devil wears prada red hair back. 

~I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, I've been secretly falling apart...~

Rachel JW's picture

MELISSA ETHERIDGE

What songs was she singing? They were beautiful! Does she have a new CD that I don't know about or was she singing someone else's songs? I know, horrible lesbian I am for not knowing, but could someone help me out here. I really wanted to hear the last song she was singing about a "Female President," but it cut it short. -Rachel
TheWeyrd1's picture

I must be a horrible lesbian too then....

Not only do I not know those songs (though I suspect Melissa has a new CD in the works) but I also don't know where that Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing tutorial came from....lol
Nico89's picture

SMG kissing tutorial

The Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing tutorial comes from the movie "Cruel Intentions".  SMG plays a VERY twisted character it's a good movie though u should check it out.  Also in the movie "Not Another Teen Movie" they make fun of Cruel Intentions and Mia Kirshner plays SMG's character.

                                           *Nico*

Mara's picture

Melissa Etheridge

Rachel; Melissa's new album is called "The Awakening" and is slated for release on September 25. The songs she played (only two got aired over here in Europe) were "Imagine that" (on her new album) and "I need to wake up" (from the documentary "An inconvenient truth").

PS Check out YouTube; you're bound to find the vids of the performance there. 

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

chick1122's picture

Hospital Central!!!!!

I loved your blurb about Hospital Central. I have been a fan of the show for years because of its very positive representation of the relationship between Maca and Esther. Although recently that whole debacle happened with Esther cheating on Maca with the hothead paramedic doctor, the way the character of Maca dealt with her infidelity and pregnancy, and their subsequent reunion, was in a manner that was arguably truer than anything I've seen on American programming (not to mention that I don't think there has ever been this kind of long term relationship shown on American television). Up until then, however, their relationship has been quite beautiful: how they initially meet and come together is funny and interesting, their wedding is happy and amazing, the birth of their son is also a great highlight. I suggest youtubing this show (their relationship starts in the 8th season on through the 13th currently and there are cut clip montages of just Maca and Esther's scenes through these seasons on the site) and watching it even if you don't understand it all, just because there's nothing else like this out there in America. Plus, Maca is damn attractive.
Nathiest's picture

celebs? arnt they all bi ?

Lindsay Lohan being totally in love with DJ Samantha Ronson?

Oh I totally buy that heck I don't even know the gurl and hell even I can love her a little, she's really, really pretty. Nice find Lohan!

Awe! I so wish to go to a gay sci-fi convention, oh wait, arn't they all? lol sorry. ;)

 

-Nathiest

tisha's picture

ralst.com...

is actually how I found afterellen. Now I'm just as hooked on this site as I am that one!
njc11171's picture

I love....

this column. I look forward to it every Friday. Lindsay Lohan, all I can say is, God Bless Her.

katemc39's picture

Swedish Lesbians

I can't figure out if Chloe Sevigny is talking about all SWEDES looking like lesbians or all SECURITY GUARDS looking like lesbians.  I'd say the latter is pretty acurate...it's an occupation similar to gym teachers and mechanics, I think, where wearing sensible shoes comes in handy and people would just kind of assume that where there's lace-up boots, there's fire. 

Now, if she meant all SWEDES look like lesbians...then lucky us!  I've seen the Swedish women's football (soccer) team play and it did nothing but re-affirm my homosexuality.

-AnnaW-'s picture

You're probably right, but

You're probably right, but it would have been funnier if she meant all Swedes look like lesbians... :P
water-fly's picture

Olé Hospital Central

How good to see the show mentioned in the article! I really like it because it represents Maca and Esther's relationship in a True and Realistic! way, and i hope it continues for many more seasons. Oh, and Maca, she's so nice and beautiful...