Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (April 17, 2009)

LINDSAY'S MOCK EHARMONY AD
They say looking good is the best revenge. I'd like to amend that to say being hilarious while looking good is the best revenge.

Newly single and re-redheaded Lindsay Lohan made light of her recent split from celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson with a parody eHarmony commercial for funnyordie.com.

Instead of hiding from the rumors or slinking away brokenhearted, La Lohan is using laughter as her breakup medicine. And after watching her fake eHarmony video, I would say this course of treatment is just what the doctor ordered.

Cute, self-deprecating and — best of all — funny, her mock personal ad is a refreshing reminder that there's still a talented person behind all those screaming headlines. Lindsay pokes fun at her hard-partying past, brushes with the law, supposed money problems and recent breakup woes.

And while talking about what she wants, she says: “I am looking for a mate who likes a night out on the town — as long as he or she is driving, of course.” Ah-ha! He or she — that means no automatic ticket back to boystown. Sorry, Eminem, you'll have to get in line like the rest of us.

— by Dorothy Snarker