THE RICH LESBIAN LIFE OF CYNTHIA WATROS
Former Lost castaway Cynthia Watros has been cast in the CBS pilot The Rich Inner Life of Penelope Cloud as Eve, the lesbian roommate and ex-lover of the lead character, played by Marisa Tomei. As I mentioned previously, Eve is a choreographer who once had a fling with Tomei's Penelope and is currently sleeping with her lead dancer (who is not being played by Michelle Rodriguez).

Speaking of Lost, the ABC drama's long-rumored gay character will make his or her debut on next week's episode, "Expose." No word yet on whether the gay character is a man or a woman, but if the results of this poll are any indication, we're not likely to see Elizabeth Mitchell and Evangeline Lilly recreating that chain-link fence scene from Gia anytime soon.

A LESBIAN IN A HORROR MOVIE? THAT'S ABOUT AS ORIGINAL AS CASTING A DRAMA QUEEN ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.
Good news for Fergie fans: Stacy Ferguson, aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, has a small role as a lesbian in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino-Robert Rodriguez horror film Grindhouse. But given how the lesbian character fared in the last film they did together (short version: she was kidnapped, tortured and mutilated), this may actually be better news for anti-Fergie fans.

Grindhouse, which opens April 6th, is really two horror movies played back-to-back with fake trailers in between.