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Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever. (February 8, 2008)

JAPAN LEARNS THE L-WORD
Jennifer Beals was in Tokyo this week to promote the DVD release of the first season of The L Word in Japan. She even visited a Japanese lesbian club, Kinswomyn, to sign autographs and chat with fans.

Check out lesbian website TokyoWrestling.com for more photos and all the scoop on her Tokyo trip!

THE BIG GAY L WORD PROMO
In preparation for the premiere of The L Word on Logo (AfterEllen.com's parent company) this summer, the cast of The Big Gay Sketch Show has created this unforgettable and hilariously truthful promo for the series:


The only thing missing is Julie Goldman. Was she too busy with her Celesbian Interviews to be a part of the sketch? I think she would have made an awesome Shane.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Real World, magnet for bi-curious hot-tub hookups, is now casting for its 21st season; you can submit your 5-minute casting tape until Feb. 11, or attend one of the casting calls listed on this page.

Marlee Matlin (The L Word) is rumored to be one of the contestants on the sixth season of ABC's Dancing With the Stars, which premieres March 17. ABC will announce the cast later this month.

Openly bisexual actor Kristanna Loken announced on her MySpace blog that she is now engaged to actor Noah Danby, who played Connor on Painkiller Jane.

Stay Forever: The Life and Music of Dusty Springfield, a musical produced by Jorja Fox and the L.A. Gay and Lesbian Center's Lily Tomlin/Jane Wagner Cultural Arts Center, opened Feb. 7 in Los Angeles.

Angelina Jolie has won the Santa Barbara International Film Festival's "Performance of the Year" award for her portrayal of Mariane Pearl in A Mighty Heart.

Tegan and Sara have been nominated for a Juno Award (Canada's equivalent of the Grammys) in the category of Alternative Album of the Year for their 2007 album, The Con.

Last but not least, the first season of Exes & Ohs will be available on DVD May 20th.

That's it for this week! Check back next Friday for another edition of Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.

woops's picture

Yay!

Yay -- Exes & Ohs dvd!

Arrested Development movie! I'm so excited!

And Thirteen's bi! It's like Christmas . . . ya know, if Christmas was gay.

The lesbian Gilligan's Island thing sounds like it has real potential. That is a hilarious picture. I never realized how white they all were -- but when you put their faces on tan bodies -- wow, it's weird.

Quote:
Hey, you know what? Snarker also predicted this last week on our blog. Her powers are even more advanced than I suspected! I think I want to modify that request I made earlier about Carmen and The L Word. Dear Dorothy: I'd love a Life–L Word crossover, if you could manage it, in which Carmen returns as a hot lesbian cop. She can arrest Alice for violating that nondisclosure agreement.

Malinda, you're a genius. I have faith in Dorothy Snarker, she can do it! (please?!)

. . . What ever happened to Life? Did they run out of episodes or something? It's so depressing, there's almost nothing worth watching anymore -- which is why AfterEllen is so awesome (okay, there is a long list of reasons, this is only one of them) you guys have so many vlogs that I barely have time to miss my tv shows!

MandaLeah's picture

L word Promo

Now if only TBGSS was as funny all the time as that L word promo. Although, really, how hard is it to make fun of it.
Shoes Watch's picture

Great Just What we need...

PARIS on the L WOrd..she might have done something "good" to make an appearance on the show...
Lenny's picture

Ms. Snarker

"Dear Ms. Snarker: Can you make Carmen come back to The L Word?" ... Love it!
KerShmuckit's picture

Oh and about the Buffy

Oh and about the Buffy comic....

 

Don't get too excited. But from what i can tell, Buffy didn't actually turn Satsu down. She was more worried about the fact people who love her get hurt. -dares to hope-

Dorothy Snarker's picture

As you wish...

Quote:
Dear Dorothy: I'd love a Life–L Word crossover, if you could manage it, in which Carmen returns as a hot lesbian cop. She can arrest Alice for violating that nondisclosure agreement.

And so it is written and so shall it be. It’s fun having gay super powers.

Maybe I could even throw a little Lena Headey into the mix. Now a Life-L Word-Sarah Connors crossover would be one for the ages. You gotta dream big, ladies.



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Why I Don't Sleep Much: Dorothy Surrenders

fee's picture

Awesome & not so awesome

For some reason, the thought of Penelope Cruz & Scarlett Johansson doesn't excite me as much as I thought it would. I have no idea why. I think they are both pretty great though.

Paris Hilton on the L Word, however, is just wrong. Ugh. There are few women I dislike as much as her.

I LOVE Julianne Moore. OMG. She was the only reason I quite liked 'The Forgotten' ;)

& Tru Loved & The Land both sound like fun :), and Jennifer Beals looks so cute in that picture! (then again; when doesn't she).

That Big Gay Sketch Show promo was awesome, haha. 


"Bad juju? Is that a voodoo-thing?"
"Close...but with a 'j'." 
- Malinda Lo & Sarah Pecora, 'the Lo-down'
Ediana's picture

The role of Anne Kronenberg

The role of Anne Kronenberg in Milk is being played by the very talented actress (and adorable) Allison Pill and, yes, it will be a significant part in the movie.  Vicky Cristina Barcelona is far more complex than NY Post may be picturing it from what I've heard and Rebecca Hall is apparently just as important to the romances as the three big stars. 

luna81de's picture

Paris Hilton on The L Word?

Paris Hilton on The L Word? I really could live without that. Dorothy, can you please wish for it not to happen? (btw, I like your idea of Lena Headey on the show)
Nodame's picture

Jennifer Beals in Japan

Whats interesting to note about that, is looking at the poster she is signing.. It says " L WORLD" in japanese.
Melissa Hsu's picture

Don't hate..

Yah, I'm not exactly keen on her either, dont hate though...cos it'll do us all good. raise awareness and all that ..

If its alright for Paris Hilton to be seen with gays and be on a gay tv show... blahblah .. you get where im going with this...

 So yeh.. give her a break - Im sure as hell she'll get the ratings up anyways!

Chief Vitalstatistix's picture

Alexanda Paul's twin

If I remember correctly, Alexanda Paul's twin sister is or was a fireman in San Francisco.
womyninterrupted's picture

Penelope Cruz & Scarlett Johansson

I am totally psyched about these two!
Rockstar's picture

waiting for these!!

yeahh!! penelope and scarlett? i'm so looking foward to this one

but i'm even more stoked for the private lives of pippa lee!!!!!

oh.. and i'm seriously gonna start watching doctor house.. i can't resist olivia wilde anymore..

thanks malinda for a great week :]

TheWeyrd1's picture

How does Kristanna Loken getting married...

qualify for Best. Lesbian. Week. Ever.? Wouldn't that news be more appropriate for...I don't know...Best. Hetero. Week. Ever.? I'm just sayin'

And P.S. the guy who played Connor!?! I knew there was more going on in those playing house scenes...

 

UPDATE: Btw, I enjoy Kristanna Loken quite a bit (even in Painkiller Jane). I'm not opposed to hearing that she's getting married either. I just don't think it's a bit of news that fits the BLWE category...

halfabubbleoff's picture

Woa, did you read my mind?

I know we're pals, but you're starting to scare me!  It certainly is NOT good news! In fact, I'm going to just start drinking Margerittas until I forget I read that!
FonFreaka.'s picture

Olivia Wilde...homg.

She and Mischa need to play gay together again. Like, now.

This was a fucking loaded week. Juicy stuff.

Could Jennifer Beals get any more couture? I mean, really...I want to play with the Japanese lesbians, too. When I grow up, I want to be just like her.

Annnnnd congrats to Tegan and Sara, <333333.

 

 

 

...and all was well, and the world smiled.

realitywrites's picture

I Prefer Anywhere Else

Ugh say it isn't so!?!? I loath Paris Hilton and everything she thinks she represents....which is really not a whole lot. She seems to be able to worm her way into every situation in such an obnoxious scene-stealing-rumor-starting way. I was sad enough that she was partying it up with the cast at the premier. I think the only thing that could outshine her bad acting would be if she "experimented with lesbianism" which you know is exactly how she'd put it.

At least there's also news of an Arrested Development movie! My devotion to that show knows no bounds!!!!

Great Article this week!

Thanks!

"Lift up your lyres! Sing on! But as for me, I seek your sister whither she is gone."

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Zahra's picture

The L Word Promo

Did anyone notice Shane in The L Word promo? She's the stick with a wig and a tie in the last scene. Lol! :D

Alexandra Paul's sister is Caroline Paul. She's a fire-fighter and she's the author of Fighting Fire and East Wind, Rain. This is her official website, http://www.carolinepaul.com/

AshBun's picture

hahaha!!

yeah .. i saw "shane" in that last scene .. hahah .. too funny!
sonia vader's picture

Paris Hilton - why continue to feed the rumor?

What? You said "TV Guide has confirmed that Paris Hilton might appear on an episode of Showtime's The L Word." But they didn't confirm anything, in fact they basically said it's a case of Paris begging for a role.....

TV Guide has the definite word on the rumor heard round the world that Paris Hilton will showcase her talents on The L Word. And the word is... maybe. We're told that when Hilton showed up at the Sapphic series' Season 5 premiere, she told exec producer Ilene Chaiken that she'd love to be one of the L Word's lusty ladies. Chaiken in turn told her, "When we find out about a sixth season, we will consider you." In a Q&A with Parade.com, Hilton sort of ran with that polite semi-promise. "It was very nice of Paris to go up to Ilene," someone close to the show tells us, "but really, it was a very casual conversation."
http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/News-Paris-Hilton/800032716

Why not give us the full story and include the Chaiken comments??? I don't get it. I'd think you'd want to say it's just a rumor that PARIS HERSELF is spreading....
 
Anyway. Loved the Jodie pic. She's total class!! 
crazycrushes's picture

TBGSS l-word promo

 

Was hilarious, and yeaaaah so much Kate Mckinnon 
wish we could see TBGSS in belgium :(

Winter_Steele's picture

Caroline Paul (Gay one) and Alexandra Paul (Baywatch one)

The Paul siblings are pretty darn interesting. I actually read Caroline Paul's autobiography a long time ago, it was quite engrossing. She was on of the first women to become a firefighter in San Francisco (after having graduated from Stanford). She has gone on to become and author as well. Well, let's take a look at her official bio (from her webiste):

<<As an adult she became a white water raft guide, a private pilot, and competed in the U.S. Nationals for the sport of Luge. She has seakayaked in Alaska, mountain biked in places like China and Vietnam, flown her paraglider in Brazil, and skied the backcountry of Denali and the Sierras. Most recently she learned to fly an ultralight.

Caroline graduated from Stanford University with plans to become documentary filmmaker. Instead she fell into firefighting and eventually wrote Fighting Fire, a memoir of her time as a San Francisco firefighter. Fighting Fire went on to garner a large readership and critical acclaim. It was a Book of the Month Club selection, voted a Top Ten Summer Read by the Today Show, highlighted on the Rosie O'Donnell Show, and received HIGHEST HONORS from the Library Journal, which represents libraries around the country.>>

 

And amazingly, she looks exactly like her identical actress sister, Alexandra Paul. Check out Alexandra's wiki entry, she's no slouch either! So while one sister is a Stanford educated, fireifghter and author, and the other is a famous actress and Ironman athlete...umm, their BROTHER is in the Federal penitentiary serving four years for being an "Eco-Terrorist"! Daaaang!

NOW. Since Caroline lives in SF and "The Lo Down" is shot in SF....can you guys get an interview with Caroline going? This way Malinda can become AE's reigning "lesbian firefighter" expert.

TheWeyrd1's picture

Yeah! And Malinda...there are UNIFORMS involved here...

We KNOW you can't resist!!!
Vik's picture

Oh, THAT Caroline Paul!

Oh. My. God!

I remember her! Whenever I used to go to my grandmother's house, I used to pick the same copy of Reader's Digest and read the 'condensed version' of Caroline Paul's biography. I read it so many times, over and over. It had this picture. Hhmm, hmm.

I was like, 16 or something, and I. Loved. Her.

It was so long ago! I'd forgotten all about her, and now she's being talked on AE, and it turns out she's gay. I love the universe.

trihardist's picture

Yay! Lesbian

Yay! Lesbian Ironman!

Lesbians need some more exposure in the triathlon world, man. I know they're out there. Let's go fiind them.

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"From error to error, one discovers the entire truth."

- Sigmund Freud

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GATA's picture

MMM

Looking forward to seeing Julianne Moore playing for my team ;)i've always had a crush on her for some reason, now my fantasy come true.... Penelope and Scarlet.Together.YUMMY! Two well-deserved word for Paris Hilton-MEDIA WHORE!
Aidan P's picture

L Word Promo

The promo for The L Word on logo was hilarious. In fact it was almost better than the show.
Amylin's picture

What a week once again!

Okay, Penelope and Scarlett? wow... can't wait! it's a dream come true...

Paris Hilton on the L word? PLEASE NO... that'd be the most stupid thing ever to do... besides killing Dana and getting rid of Carmen.

The L word promo was SO hilarious, the most funny thing i've seen this week on AE.

Linda77's picture

The Land

Perfect casting for 'The Land' :D
chloe121212's picture

Paris?????!!!!

 Seriously?????  I was afraid this sh*t would happen.  Please say it isn't sooo.  How does that girl seriously waltz her way into these things?  Dammit! *slaps forehead*

"I don't kiss girls who wear doilies"

www.myspace.com/xander121212

Lunakiss's picture

I heart this week's B.L.W.E.

My  birthday week may just end on a good note after all.

Julianna Moore will play Lesbian:Sweet Heavens. A Longtime fav  red-hairedcrush next to Molly Ringwald.

I'm not totally crazy about Penelope but seeing her with Scarlett J. oh  goddess is toal wetness

Arrested Develeopment will be a movie:Oh yes (BIG SMILES) Loved that show

I can't wait to see Tru Loved, especially since it being an all multi-racial  and  out multi-sexual identified cast. Brilliant!  I love it when people make movies like that.

Exes and Ohs on DVD in May. I'm saving my money and marking my calendar.

BGSS's promo of the L word premeiring on Logo. So Classic. So Funny. Brilliant!

 I'm loving the  lesbian scoops . I heart this week's B.L.W.E. 

"Do I have to dial 9 to call 911?"( This  quote was shared to me by a nurse who was talking about her then 14 year old  daughter who asked her  this while the father was suffering a heat stroke)

Melissa Hsu's picture

bisexuals

why is it that pretty much every time bisexuals choose men over women? i'm sick of hearing about these bi chicks (celeb or non-celeb) getting married to men over being with a woman. so frustrating. www.eyeslikealeopard.com
112358's picture

Think about the odds.

If someone who is bisexual has equal attraction to men and women, they'll end up with someone of the opposite sex most of the time just by virtue of a greater pool of potential partners.

That's not to say there's no cultural influence, etc.. Just that bi women ending up with women are statistically the outlier rather than the rule. It shouldn't come as any surprise that 90% of women whose pool of potential partners is 90% male will end up with a man if there is no impact of gender at all.

nz 2 ca's picture

I love logic sometimes

Thanks for such a succinct answer, I would have tried if you hadn't already covered it but being concise just doesn't come naturally to me.
FLPhillyGirl's picture

What a week!

WOW. This really is a great week! I don’t know where to start. One of my favorite shows ever, Arrested Development is headed to the big screen. The Land sounds awesome. The new BTVS comic (I knew she was the one that loved Buffy). Penelope and Scarlett = HOT! I do not like Woody Allen movies but this is one I will definitely watch. Paris on The L Word, eh, not so much but all bells and whistles are signaling a sixth season may happen (please!!!). If Marlee Matlin is on DWTS that will be enough for me to finally watch that show and cheer her on. Sounds like Jorja Fox is doing just fine after CSI (good for her). Congrats to Angie and Tegan and Sara! Whew…what a week! Great scoops, as usual!

"It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality." Kill Bill Vol 1

Malinda Lo's picture

Bisexuals on BLWE

The reason I included the news of Kristanna Loken's engagement is because women who are bisexual don't stop being bisexual simply because they're in a relationship with a man. Having relationships with men is part of being bisexual. That's why I also included news of Angelina Jolie's award.

Please don't forget that AfterEllen.com is a bisexual-inclusive space and let's refrain from bi-bashing.

venus sans furs's picture

Victory is mine!

I so called it about Satsu being in love with Buffy. My subtext radar is infallible!

I also assumed about 13 on House, but I never said it out loud for fear people would tell me I was just seeing what I wanted to see, which granted, is the case 90% of the time...but still, I am allowed to revel in this rare victory.

Now that I have sufficiently patted my own back, I'm out of here.

 

WindRyderX's picture

Yea!

Another amazing BLWE! Loved the BGSS clip.
xandra's picture

T&S

YAY Tegan and Sara!!! YAY Canada!

Echodiana's picture

BLWE

The big gay l word promo was pretty funny. Kate as alice...what more can i say.

Let's hope Paris's l word guest spot is limited to 3 minutes in one episode so we don't have to see her again.

Let the writers strike end so hopefully 13 gets a love-life and we see the return of cutthroat-bitch.

shedetective's picture

Best.Picture.Ever

*swoon*

*bows to Melinda*arigatou gozaimashita!

For the picture of Beals in Japan.  Can she ever take an ugly photo?

If these rumors are true about Paris, I'm sure the cast is just thriled with excitement to work with such an oustanding actress! A true thespian..or lesbian..er or mexican..I don't know.  I'm not going to lie, I'm going to watch it anyway

(and for the haters)Congrats to Lokken! Even though I'm kinda sad she's off the market now.

 

Rachel JW's picture

All of it

Has been awesome. :) I'm not far from the Castro, but don't go often because there is always no place to park. As for Jennifer Beals, she looks amazing as always. I'm not sure how she manages to always look gorgeous. -Rachel
Rachel JW's picture

All of it

...has been awesome. :) I'm not far from the Castro, but don't go often because there is always no place to park. As for Jennifer Beals, she looks amazing as always. I'm not sure how she manages to always look gorgeous. -Rachel
dustyspringfield's picture

L Word Promo

The L Word promo was a riot. I agree with what Aidan P said here too. Nice shot of Jodie as Tippi, although I can't imagine JF running from birds, unless the cockney slang meaning of that word is meant.

BQ's picture

...

Is she still Robin Wright Penn now that they're getting divorced? I would've thought she would've dropped the Penn...stat.

I love Marlee in everything she's in...except TLW. Go figure. I don't watch DWTS, but it should be fascinating to see her dance and find the rhythm of the music. Might tune in a few times just for that.

 

 

 

POWER UP's picture

THE LAND - be a part of it!

Casting ideas anyone?, please share them with us:

http://power-up.net/mentor.htm

http://www.power-up.net/ibtc.htm
 

Castaway's picture

  I loath Paris more

 

I loath Paris more than anything, but I'd trade another series of the L Word for a *guest role*, any more than that and I may cry.

Also, the couple from Aus on SYTYCD are legit. I know one of them.

 

Meke's picture

That had to be the most

That had to be the most beautiful picture of Jennifer Beals I've ever seen. She looks good in deep purple.

 

 

I'm fucking Dawn Denbo!

CaroL's picture

Arresed Development

OMG, I almost cried in excitement with the Arrested Development possible movie thing... That was my favorite show!!

Great BLWE!!