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Really?! REALLY?!: Lindsay Lohan at Paris Fashion Week and Nancy Grace vs. Jon Gosselin (Episode 24)

In this week's episode of Really?! REALLY?!, Michelle can't avoid talking about Lindsay Lohan's latest photos from Paris Fashion Week and The Insider's one-on-one between Nancy Grace and Jon Gosselin.

And with Halloween just around the corner, Michelle wants to know what you think about this year's hot costumes.

Learn out more about Michelle at MySpace.com/anythingsarcastic, follow her on Twitter and check back next Friday for another episode of Really?! REALLY?!

strict machine's picture

im really pulling for

im really pulling for lindsay but she looks an absolute state.  i would advise going back to red hair, losing the trout pout and eating more.  she looked great in her natural state so changing her apppearance so is not neccessary and really sad actually.  

 

on th jon and kate thing, i havent seen the clip so i will get back to you on that.

 

the costumes.  they give me the heebie jeebies.  i dont want kids but if i did there would be no way in hell id let them wear something like that.  children should not be dressed in a sexually provocative way.  let kids be kids! 

*Kiki*'s picture

OMG, lindsay looks like her

OMG, lindsay looks like her mom. Not good if shes on her 20s and looks like her mom, and not the good version either (ewww). She used to be the hottest girl out there, what went wrong? I'm with you on this really?! really?!

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vivono nella speranza

Jill of All Trades's picture

I have to thank you...

...for providing me with one of the most enjoyable lunch hours I've had in a while. I nearly choaked on my pasta I was laughing so hard.

Lindsay!? Didn't you see the PSA? DRUGS ARE BAD! Let this be a lesson to you children -- nothing ages you like cigarettes and meth.

Those children's costumes are 50 degrees of wrong. It's one thing to dress your little girl up like a princess, it's another to dress her up like a sexy pirate. There should be no element of sexy in a child's costume. EVER.

Stéphanie's picture

OMFG

OMG! Is it really Lindsay Lohan. She is really ugly on those pictures. What happened to that hot chick she was. I really love this girl but that... Ewww seriously, she's not pretty neither hot on any of those pictures. The first one you showed, I could have spend an hour laughing.

 

And for the Halloween costumes, I really agree with you. Kids should not be wearing those costumes. We used to dress like babies or ghosts... what happened to those costumes. I don't know who to blame for that but please somebody tell the parents to stop dressing there kids like little sluts.

Anyways ..

Kaisa's picture

I don't get the Megan Fox

I don't get the Megan Fox thing.  She has a serious case of porn-star face.  Also, I'm sooo not into the baby-voiced stripper schtick that she does. 

And Nancy Grace is batshit crazy. I loved it when Elizabeth Smart put that woman in her place.  I haven't watched the Jon Gosselin interview, but if anyone deserves a slap-down, it's that Ed Hardy wearing douchebag.

jenks's picture

lindsay lohan

should disappear for a while and clean herself up. she looks horrible.
sarah's picture

loved this vlog dont think

loved this vlog dont think your conservative 1 bit, the spate of recent CHILDRENS costumes halloween or otherwise is rediculas there kids and should not be tarted up, kids are being tought to grow up to fast these days and not being allowed to enjoy being a child. As for lindsay lohan love her to bits however again michelle i concur go back to the mean girls days her natural red head looks talant and general persona was so much more attractive. She is aging far to fast, and looks diabolicle for someone of her age we want the real lindsay back not this fake one that were seeing at the moment get your head together girl. (no offence ment) i just say as it is. have a wonderful weekend and you look lovley as usual, btw love the new vid onyoutube :)

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Dr. LADY-CROFT's picture

Agreed on Lilo !!!

Agreed on Lilo !!!
NoémieB's picture

I totally agree with you for Halloween costumes !!!

That's so funny you talked about Halloween costmes because I had this talk with my friends last week !

I totally agree with you on that point, and most of my friend do too! I couldn't believe what I saw when I received the Halloween costmes magasine. It's appalling !!

I've the impression that we steal a little more naivety from children every year. And unfortunately, halloween costumes are not the only one responsible !

I'm only 22 and I'm already worried about what my children will have to face in this new world !! That's really disturbing !

 

islandchick's picture

Mini Adults...

NOOOOT OK!!!  The third kid had fishnets on!  My kid would for sure be the bumblebee.

The Crypt Keeper - that made me LOL.  Then I Google imaged it ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Seriously though, the truth of it is horrifying.  I hope she can pull back because she must be in an extremely shitty place right now.  I reckon taking herself away from everything in her current life might be the answer.

@Kaisa  totally with you on the Fox thing.

Tamsin  's picture

This video had me laughing

This video had me laughing so hard...Like I am still laughing now just thinking about the Lindsay Lohan pictures...She has clearly always been a 90 year old woman wearing a lot of make-up and she finally gave in and decided to go out without it =D

 

So not alone on the kids thing, my god I see so many little kids where I live in little skirts and heels and all I can think is 'how do you climb trees in those shoes?!' I mean either these kids will be a hell of a lot better at walking...and climbing in heels when they are older or their parents think its okay to have a little mini them following them around...I mean god if they wear that as I child halloween for them will be painting themselves and claiming they are 'the purple people' =s worrying... 

Emmanescence's picture

Agreed on all accounts

-Lohan reminds me of Judy Garland, who looked like she was 60 when she was in her 40's.  Lindsay seriously looks 20 years older then she is.  I never really found her hot but she's was a nice looking girl back in the day, so this is sad to see.  

-Those costumes are creepy!!  What happened to mummys,ghots, goblins, and Nickelodean characters?  Oh wait..you're right..Hannah Montana is a children's show character, and the girls on those shows are dressed too adult at times in my opinion.  Why don't we want kids to be kids anymore?  

I feel like those costumes were designed my pedophiles!  I'm kidding but seriously...creepy.

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lesbian scales's picture

Crypt Keeper!

hahahha...I'm still laughing. This was soo funny I had to pause it to breathe. On the subject of children being acting adult that will not happen to my kids(I don't have kids yet) and I know I'm going to be a strict parent I just have strong views on that. I myself was not allowed to use make-up until I was 15.
chicker's picture

The Crypt Keeper

"The Crypt Keeper wants his face back" is my favorite insult ever.

Seconding all the remarks about how Lindsay looks really old, I wonder if that's the problem. The bleached hair, the weight loss, too much make-up, too high eyebrows, maybe a little collagen...they're all tools women use to try to look young. But she shouldn't have to try to look young because she's in her 20s.

In regards to the slutty costumes for kids, I agree that it's ridiculous. Of course, costumes for adults that are like "Sexy Nurse" or "Sexy Librarian" or "Sexy Truck Driver" or whatever are just as offensive to me. Bringing it back to LiLo, it's the whole "Mean Girls" idea that Halloween allows girls to dress slutty but no one can actually call you a slut because it's a costume. Why can't it be sexy to wear a costume that is funny or clever?

NIKA's picture

About Lindsay

 

I know alot of people are behind Lindsay Lohan, but from now on they should really start standing in front of her. Wow! She does kinda look like the Crypt Keeper and on a bad day at that, I mean...Wow!

 

 

   "This is my letter to the world who never wrote me"

E. Dickinson

tyler.511's picture

That was scary

As a straight male, I think I'm about as far from your target audience as it gets, but your show here is just too damn funny.

 

Also, I wouldn't touch LL with a 10 foot pole(I flatter myself) after seeing those pictures.

Anonymous's picture

"i hate you mom"

that made me laugh out loud

ayyo kj's picture

Favorite vlog (:

This was the best vlog you've made to date. You're hilarious. Keep them coming! The pictures made me practically pee myself. As for the costumes, I totally agree with you. Little kids should be dressing up as puppies and Spongebob, not half naked prostitutes selling themselves for candy corn and Hershey bars.

 

Just gonna throw this out there, Michelle; you are SO EFFING CUTE.

Ediana's picture

Distortion For Cheap Laughs

Michelle, So you took the 3 worst photos of Lohan, each with her grimacing or making a funny face, in Paris and then stated they were indicative of all the photos.  That is weak to say the least. I expect that out of Star Magazine.  As something on AfterEllen.com I expect a little better that cheap distortion games. 

Personally, I can't stand Lohan's hair as blonde.  She's always looked off as a blonde to me and since the filming of Machete is done I wish she would go back to redhead. What makes it worse is when she is away from her girlfriend (which she has been for the 12 days or so since their long Singapore trip where she looked good) she seems to cake on the makeup and get sloshed (which I think she is in several photos).  I also don't like her shooting junk into her lips (enhanced lips always look awful). 

However there are plenty of photos to choose from, that would show she doesn't look as good as she can and also show she has partied too hard and needs to chill, without being a low blow attempt to get some easy laughs from people here.  By picking these photos (far and away the worst), you go for cheap laughs and attempt to create an embellishment of something.  This is a cheap device and you know that (otherwise you would not have purposefully picked these particular photos). 

Anyways here's her from Singapore two weeks ago.  Change the hair to the red and stop with the lip injections would make a difference but below hardly looks like the cryptkeeper.  However one sees a less irritated, more calm and not so caked in makeup Lohan (her tendency when she is at peace and with her girlfriend).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1syyLiIvBA

islandchick, the problem is she is away from the most important thing in her life.  With Ronson staying home for work while Lohan was doing fashionweek most persons following her were worried she would be looking rough.  Everyone knows she has an extremely hard time being away from Ronson and that it effects the way she carries herself.  Counseling would be a good place to start on her getting stronger when her girlfriend is not there but that will have to be her choice. 

strict machine's picture

so what you are saying is

she would look better if she was sober, red head, not having trout pout fillers, eating more, not slapping on the cack and not looking so irritated.  aside from that she looks great.

 

i do agree on the counselling though, she dies need therapy or some help to deal with the scrutiny (and, of course, her parents).  there were other pictures to chose from, in all ive seen she was crying in them.

 

im rooting for her, i am, but im not going to pretend she looks great or seems to be in a healthy place in her life right now.  

fightin irish's picture

Lohan & Morton

Ediana:

sorry to ask this question in the Paris fashion weeks post, but I don't know how else to get this information.  

Was Lohan's relationship with Harry Morton a real romance or a beard? 

Katys's picture

No wonder i dont visit this site anymore

Ediana you are losing your words here. You are a great poster .

I cant even stand to see this .And by the way Lindsay looks awesome in paris , getting weight back and focusing on work .

As for Ungaro , already their google hits are up by 90% since Lindsay got in their team . And you are going to be suprised , the clothes will sell.

 Here is a pic of Lindsay yesterday from Paris and she looks awesome.

 

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atlaloc's picture

^Well, that´s a blurry

^Well, that´s a blurry picture taken from far away....

I have to agree with the OP - Lindsay looks bad in most Close-Ups. Even in the photos where she doesn´t make a "funny face". She looks tired, has way too many wrinkles for a person of her age etc....

rainbowshy's picture

just incase, i never said i

just incase, i never said i was a fan of Lindsay Lohan i was just tired of seeing people in the comment thread arguing over every little thing having to do with her. that last photo that Katys posted looked ok but like someone said it was from far away, the photographer probably zoomed a bunch of times. the close ups, my god, i don't know how people could laugh it...just.....how did her face turn into a bag? she looks 60 and she's in her 20's, that first one was really what it looked like, and she just happened to be in mid blink...i think? anyway people should blow those up (what you showed us Michelle) and take them to schools on drug education, do like a before and after because clearly alcahol, meth whatever else she did didn't treat her well. yeeesh *shudders*

shudders again when seeing the pedophile made costumes for kids, are they serious?! there are actual stores with lil slutty pirates and devils for preschoolers to grade school kids to "trick or treat" in? i think that last one WAS a Hannah Montana costume. it reminded me of a south park episode where Mr. slave was like "being a whore is supposed to be a bad thing remember?" i don't understand why kids want to dress like that, i don't understand even more why parents buy that for their kids. and i thought it was bad when i was in middle school and girls were starting to dress like that. lol any kid dressed in those costumes will freeze their @$$ off halloween night. i don't think designers realize how cold it is the last night of october, atleast in the upper half of the country. if they were a pumpkin or a bee they'd be way more covered.

dark_n_twisty's picture

I've never understood

I've never understood people's fascination with Lindsay Lohan. She always looks so dirty and unkempt to me - not attractive!

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"Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited french and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"

islandchick's picture

Thanks Ediana

You're right, she is quite different  (in a good way) in the clip you posted.  And just just two weeks ago!  Perhaps she got a little excited in Paris - who wouldn't?  I think sometimes we forget that she's only 23.  I guess because she's been a part of news and media everyday for a few years, it makes her seem older.

Although the photos were taken at the worst times, certain things don't lie, and the video from Paris only backs that up.  To me she doesn't look like she's anywhere near a healthy place.  I can understand why.  But being that emotionally dependent on another person is not good, no matter how you dress it up. 

Even though we share a joke, I imagine that everyone here wishes her the absolute best.  I personally am routing for her to sort shit out, then come out fighting!!!  Plus I have to give MAJOR props to her for being mega famous, out and proud!

Becky C.'s picture

Blondenfreude Strikes Again

Fashionistas couldn't wait to trash Lindsay's fashion debut and then feel so sorry sorry for her http://bit.ly/3aZMLd

 

Blondenfreude Strikes Again  http://bit.ly/o0hKa

Shiranova's picture

Lindsay Lohan

Shows us all why we shouldn't take drugs..sad.
Anonymous's picture

LMFAO! poor Lindsay...she

LMFAO! poor Lindsay...she looks horrible and i agree with you, she looked amazing on mean girls :P, about the halloween thing, mini-adults yeaa!! and Miley is the responsble for that lol, my lil' sister is trying to do the same thing ugh...what that hell happened??
Anna's picture

LiLo

She was crying in a lot of photos that I saw too, strict machine. It's a shame that Ronson wasn't there to give her support.
Raelynn Harrison's picture

OMG!

You are so ridiculously awesome!

I agree with everything you said!

I especially agree with you on the whole Lindsay Lohan issue. She has just gone so far downhill in recent years that any hope I even had of supporting her was just totally diminished. I, personally, feel that if Lindsay wouldn't have started dating Sam, that many in the lesbian community would not try to stick up for her as much.

Mikala's picture

this rocks!

Lindsay Lohan is over-rated. who cares anymore?? But the Nancy Grace thing is awesome!!!! She destroys Jon!! And then makes fun of his earrings ha ha ha.. and yes!and respectable parent should NOT let their child dress like that! I totally agree!

TS's picture

LMAO at your Lindsey Lohan

LMAO at your Lindsey Lohan comments, but you really didn't have to throw that crypt keeper part in that was just cruel, lol.