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"Men's Health" aims to offend

When I'm at the gym, I always have men on my mind.

It's crazy, really. I am pretty inspired by the thought of the male species, and it motivates me to sweat profusely.

And if I feel like a run, late at night, alone, I'm thinking, "I wish there was a man right here, right now."

At least that's what Men's Health seems to assume. I think most, if not all, women would beg to differ. Even non-gay women. It seems to me that when we work out, it's for health reasons, for fitness, for the adrenaline rush — for many, many other reasons than "men." (The exception being a "Run for Prostate Cancer" benefit or something along those lines.)

It's obvious to me that Men's Health is attempting to be talked about. They can't seriously think this ad is going to pass as reasonable. They probably don't care. This is probably exactly what they want. We're women, we're pissed, we don't buy Men's Health — so what's the benefit?

Great, now this whole blog is "all about men." Mission accomplished, Men's Health. But just so you know, I'm willing to bet most of your readership is gay men, and they certainly don't care what women are thinking about when they work out.

Annie's picture

Here Here!Well said. 

Here Here!

Well said. 

faith_in_buffy's picture

I especially don't like the last one

It seems kind of like its enchouraging men to rape. Its like telling them women out on a late night jog are really hoping to meet a guy. Maybe I can go along with women fancying someone at the gym (if I were into muscular men that love themselves the gym is where I'd start looking) but not out on a jog. Unless they are saying women are think about men when they excise because they only want to get fit to get a boyfriend. Tragically I'm sure there are women that want to look good just to get a guy, but lets not assume that's every womans reason.

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alex's picture

is it just me

or do these chicks look completely computer manipulated / animated?

the ads are stupid, but id take more offense if they were in a woman's mag. oh wait, they pretty much already are. "Slim down for your man!" Thanks, but im working out for me. And the cute chick who works at the coffee place down the street.

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SpecialK7's picture

I agree

that's the first thing i thought - wow, are they supposed to be CG?  Especially the second one. 

And who really cares? Gay men read Men's Health - the ad concept will be completely lost. 

Casee's picture

Zoom In

The pictures look rather pixelated because they've been minimized.  If you zoom in on them, it clears it up.  Although, even normal sized they look very unnatural :/
jamlawgirl's picture

spot on . . .

. . . about everything down to the last line. I mean, everyone knows it's mostly gay men that read Men's Health.

And why are all the women working out at night?

ronia's picture

You mean working out in isolated areas alone at night..,

Seriously, it's creepy.
notshane's picture

just shows..

men are very often just sad sacks of narcissistic conceit. Pathetic really....
Solomon Cat's picture

plus

plus they all look exhausted and weak... More men deluding themselves that women just crumble without them. On an unrelated note, I'd like to know where those first two women are working out. A panoramic city-scape view and the whole place to myself? Sounds great.
prufrock1019's picture

I'm a bit jealous

It's nothing short of miraculous if I can find a free piece of equipment within 20 minutes of getting to my gym. She's got the whole place to herself! Maybe it cleared out after people starting noticing the weird chick in the corner staring at the floor and mumbling "Meeeen, must have meeeeeeen..."

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Joyous's picture

ummm

I guess I'm lost... Does the fine print say they're thinkin bout men? To me it just looks like a bunch of sweaty women. Yum. Don't men appreciate that too?
Bente's picture

It says "it's all about

It says "it's all about men" in the bottom next to te logo.

I'm officially a thread killer.

Risha's picture

wooooow

God forbid I work out for myself....

Metrogirl's picture

Whaaa???

Sorry, but men just don't warrant that much effort, to me, anyway.  I wonder if this "Men's Health" magazine proclaims to know the truth about anything, anyway.  If they knew the real truth, it might be too shocking...  I wonder, however, if there are at least 15 or so ads and other reminders about weight loss plans and tips...  as there are in so many "women's" magazines.  Hmmm???
BuckeyesBandit's picture

I think Clinton Kelly used

I think Clinton Kelly used to be an editor for Men's Health - if that tells you anything..
Anonymous's picture

I don't think so

I don't really think that is the case. These ads are clearly marketed towards men, they use women because it draws attention and honestly I can think of worse. For example in miniscule outfits and in provocative poses or even how they use bikini models to sell luxury cars. The line 'It's all about men' is a little tongue in cheek and that's all it is.
glwtta's picture

"The line 'It's all about

"The line 'It's all about men' is a little tongue in cheek and that's all it is."

That's kinda what I thought.

I like to get a good rage going as much as anyone, but I really can't manage to find what's so despicable about this.

Independent's picture

Overreaching

Ok, I think we may be overreaching here a bit. I agree with "glwtta". We're not sure what the ad is supposed to suggest. So, before we jump to conclusions, we should be careful. First of all, there is no text other than "It's all about men". That is just the text that goes along with the Men's Health magazine-not with this particular ad. I was expecting an offensive article to go along with it but there was none. Could it be that it's used as motivation for men to go to the gym ? In other words, men go to the gym FOR women, not the other way around.

We should think and assess carefully before we make sweeping(and possibly false) statements. I did not find the ad offensive. My initial understanding was that it was used as a motivation for men to work out and their usual logo was on it, of course.  

 

my_rain_face's picture

That second girl looks like

That second girl looks like she could snap in half.  Come on, boys, if it's "all about men," couldn't you at least pick some models that don't look like they've starved themselves?
Ash's picture

Maybe women sweating turns them on?

And then men go out to exercise so that they can turn females on? And it's just a cycle of 'I'm working out so I can look great and get laid'. I think I'm going to be sick.

Man is a stupid creature that instead of thinking with what's up there, they think with what's down there. Sometimes you gotta give it a good kick to get the juices flowing and the blood back to the brains.

 

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lovegoddess's picture

LMAO!

When I work out, I think of the vegetable commercial.......mmmmm!! Women and vegetables......
Matya Dio's picture

huh?

they can't be serious...

on a second thought though.... I guess they are NOT trying to offend simply because in their hetero mode they really BELIEVE that men are god's gifts to women

 

wow

Klara's picture

hehe

you are not the target group! the target group of mh is probably very self-absorbed, given the other subjects of the magazine. so they aim on them, flattering them with beauties who work out to look great for them. of course its exaggerated. i like the set up and i find the campaign abpropiate in its boldness.
GreenBean2's picture

When I'm at the gym

I have steak 'n' egg with chips on my mind. The only man that factors into it is the sweet little potbellied chef in the pub that makes it.
prufrock1019's picture

I just gotta say...

That is one sweet Galactus profile pic!

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Stewie: Listen, why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?

GreenBean2's picture

Heh thanks. Sometimes in

Heh thanks. Sometimes in the gym I think about the lolipop he's holding.

 

prufrock1019's picture

Mmm...

Tastes like...Earth... :P

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Stewie: Listen, why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?

ChaosSerene's picture

Epic Fail, man

I'm always thinking of dutch pie. Even when I'm not working out, actually.

 

thirtysomething's picture

It's a men's magazine. What would one expect?

It's Marketing 101, really. I've seen the Bowflex and hair replacement ads that pander to men to patronize their respective products in order to "impress the ladies".  Their target demo is heterosexual men and when it comes to publications like this one, finding a magazine that caters to everyone is going to be daunting.  

Personally, I'd rather meet women one on one the natural way than in a controlled environment with a bunch of other people flexing their influence.  All shy people would.  I don't see it as a creepy ad, but just typical (model-esque women in advertising).  Perhaps I sense some bias against the male of the species with that comment above.  Men's Health is a male oriented publication and the majority of men in the population are heterosexual identifying. It's just advertising to placate the egos of the straight males.  It would be no different if Curve did a similar ad and the slogan was 'It's all about women.'

 

Sexy sells. I find the phrase 'sex sells' to be inaccurate as sex is the physical act is one thing, but it's the imagery of people with specific attributes that's really pushing products.  However, what's sexy in the advertising world can be different from basic, genuine, human desirability.  The difference is accountability.

 

 

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Ramon's picture

I don't think these ads

I don't think these ads have any trace of misogyny, but I do see some examples of misandry in two or three comments here.

 

There are lots of ads, songs, shows etc. that depict men as crazy about women, and nobody complains about it. So don't blame men, blame heteronormativity.

MusicBum's picture

Seriously?

This campaign isn't nearly as offensive as the ridiculous generalizations about men and heterosexuals in the comments.  There is a point when a person has to stop overanalyzing everything.  Am I missing something? Sex sells whether hetero or homo, and both men and women are buying.  

Zbornak's picture

Thank You!

What's with the stupid generalizations about heterosexual men? Just as lame as the stupid generalizations about lesbians and bisexuals. And people are making a mountain out of an molehill, good grief, I wish some people stop overanalyzing everything. I could see if it showed a woman being raped or treated as an sex object, but it isn't. Can't please everyone.....
kt's picture

Umm....

Can someone please explain the idea of this ad, beacuse, i really DON'T get it! ??! What is the message?
DRM1's picture

My interpretation of these

My interpretation of these images is that women participate in these activities for the sole purpose of leaving themselves completely vulnerable to victimization.  This is especially true of the woman on the bike in the parking lot and the woman running at night.  Is it just me or is there a highway not so subtly leading directly into her nether-regions, for lack of a better word?  They're all bent over and posturing for sex.  It's practically pornography.