Joan Jett wants to convert you

PETA has enlisted several celebrities for its advertisements, hoping to convert both celebs and civilians into herbivores. Joan Jett, a dedicated vagitarian vegetarian is the latest to give her "Veggie Testimonial" on the organization's website.

Has she converted you? (To being a vegetarian, I mean.) OK, so maybe you love your turkey on Thanksgiving, but you can still appreciate she stands for something. Although I must say, using Joan's face and body is false advertising: No one but her can look that good at her age — vegetarian or otherwise. Results not typical!

You just have to love the video's cheesy ending: "Kick the meat habit and see how it rocks your world!"

Whatever you say, Joan. Are you available for home visits? I need you to survey my, uh, kitchen.