"Army Wives" mini-cap: You can't always get what you wantHow many Lifetime-ish storylines can you fit into 60 minutes? I think we found out on this week’s episode of Army Wives.
We saw betrayal, drugs, adultery, death, addiction, sexual experimentation — OK, that last one isn’t the normal Lifetime story. But never fear; the way the writers treated the much-teased same-sex kiss was the closest I’ve ever come to being bored watching two women lock lips. In fact, I think Lifetime has created a whole new genre: girl-on-girl inaction. But let’s save that for last, shall we? The kiss of deathDenise is beside herself about Getti’s motorcycle accident — and beside him is where she wants to stay while his condition is critical. Trouble is, Frank’s home on his mid-tour leave. Seeing those two together again is like nails on a chalkboard. (Do schools still have chalkboards?) To Frank’s credit, he is trying very hard to be sweet and understanding. Denise tries to put on a good front, but sorry, Frank, she’s just not that into you.
Frank realizes that all is not well and tries to talk to Denise, then offers to take her out for a nice, romantic dinner. But when he stops by the hospital, he sees Denise at Getti’s bedside, kissing his hand. Oops. Denise doesn’t see Frank, but I have a feeling he’s not going to stay silent for long.
Later, Denise stops by Getti’s bedside once again, this time in a sundress. She looked so adorable that she made my heart skip a beat, so it’s no surprise that Getti’s heart stopped completely right after she walked out of the ICU. As Alison Sudol sings “Goodbye, my almost lover,” we say goodbye to Dr. Getti. Sniff. The agony of the ecstasyLast week’s bust didn’t stop the flow of drugs to the base high school, as Roland discovers when he finds a bag of happy pills on a student which I assume is ecstasy. Hey, how should I know? I’m from the psychedelic generation.
As we suspected last week, the source of the drugs is none other than Emmalin’s new love, Quinn. His charm and good looks have served him well, at least until he met Em. After he is arrested, we learn that Em is the one who tipped off the MPs that Quinn might be dealing. Even though Em’s heart is broken, we get a glimpse in this episode of just how strong she is. And a glimpse of how sexy Claudia Joy is when she’s being all maternal.
Trevor and Joan both are dealing with feeling useless — Trevor because he’s still unable to return to active duty and Joan because she’s been put on bed rest for a while.
Now that Joan is confined to home, Trevor’s driving duties have been reduced to going for ice cream and delivering mail. He is understandably frustrated, so does double duty on working out his shoulder. Apparently, he doubles the soreness in the process, and continues to pop pain pills like candy. And Roxy has started to notice.
Joan, for her part, struggles with being left out of the drug investigation and writes a strategy for Evan, which he promptly ignores. Joan is furious to learn that Evan ordered a raid and locker search during school hours, upsetting everyone. Trevor brings Michael and Evan to Joan’s to give her the chance to register her disapproval. Although she chastises Trevor for surprising her like that, she’s obviously glad she got to speak her mind. Maybe Evan will learn his lesson this time. Nah.
I do need to ask ya’ll about something in this storyline. At one point, Roland catches Joan in the kitchen and admonishes her for being out of bed. He says, “You’re missing all kinds of reruns of ‘That’s My Mama.’” Seriously? Granted, I’ve probably only seen two episodes of that show in my life, but is that a show Joan would be catching up on? It just seems so random. I must be missing something here. The playdate’s the thingWhat I wish I’d missed was Brenda and Pamela. Brenda, the reporter from last week, is still hanging around, seducing Pamela with yoga and iced tea. At Betty’s, Brenda broaches the subject of how to deal with no sex while the hubby’s away. Pamela tells her she doesn’t cheat and she’s not the electronics type, so she’s not sure what Brenda means. Right, Pam.
Next thing we know, Brenda and Pamela are sitting on the couch drinking wine. Brenda mentions a fun “adult” playdate she had with another wife. She says husbands think it’s OK for their wives to deal with Did you notice the saxophone riff during the kiss? Porn music. Katherine Fugate, you should be ashamed of yourself. Of course, Pamela is shocked. Shocked! At least that’s what she tells Roxy, who also is shocked. Let me get this, um, straight. Pamela, the ex-streetcop, and Roxy, the ex-hussy, are freaked out that women have sex with other women? And neither has ever kissed a woman? Sorry, I’m not buying it. Especially when they have a brief footsie moment that is about a hundred times hotter than the kiss.
I don’t have to tell you that I’m disappointed in how this storyline went. I was hoping that at least Brenda would turn out to be a lesbian or bisexual and we’d see how the wives would interact with her. But to make her a straight woman who considers sex with other women as a temporary substitute for her husband seems little more than a ratings ploy. Do you agree? Do you expect this storyline to go anywhere or disappear along with Roland’s infidelity and Joan’s PSTD? What would you like to see in the last three episodes of the season? Submitted by on August 13, 2008 - 11:00am. |
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Not sure what it is but...
Clearly the network interfering and the changing of the some of the producing guard have really effected the show. Where season one had an ensemble scope to it this season the whole cast is forced to play islands on to themselves. The flow of the show is gone and therefore so is all the heart.
I miss what made the show special in season one. Where is all the interaction between the girls? Where is all the friendship and support they have ALL offered each other from time to time? Where is the blasting away of all the social rules of the military that allows the wife of the head of the base to hang with the owner of the dive bar?
Where most shows get better with age this one has slipped back to dullsville.
Unless this Brenda plot is laying ground for a season three adventure for Pamela (say with Renee O'Connor) it was a waste of what could have been an interesting character development/reveal.
You were so right - by far the least interesting kiss of ANY kind on any show this season - forget same sex - worst TV kiss moment ever. SNORE!
And thank goodness you mentioned the toe touch - what in the HECK was that dropped in there for? A way to keep the subtext fans talking after giving them something after the fastest same-sex swinger character development - EVER!
The thing is - unless Dont Ask, Don't Tell gets lifted leaving it okay for a woman to serve open and unless Chase (or any of the other men were to cheat and leave their wives) this soap can't really get to soap status anyway. I just hope they get things back on track in season three. High ratings or not - this show is creatively dull.
Here's how to improve "Army Wives"...
First, make it more realistic to reflect the lives of real Army wives. I served in the Army for a number of years at various Army bases, and while being a lesbian precluded me from being an actual Army wife, I met plenty of them. Some do cheat on their husbands with other men; some are faithful, some are happy to be alone, some take refuge in the church, drugs, or alcohol. Some can't deal with their husband's war injuries, whether it's PTSD or a physical injury. The divorce rate on Army posts is sky high.
I'd like to see Katherine Fugate, the executive producer, address some of the real-life issues that I mentioned in the previous paragraph.
As for the scene between Brenda and Pamela, talk about LAME! Most boring "lesbian" kiss ever recorded. I was insulted by Pamela and Roxy's conversation afterward; they were dismissive of the whole thing and acted like it was disgusting. Yet, there is more chemistry between Catherine Bell and Kim Delaney than between them and their husbands. Ditto for Pamela and Roxy. But, their characters will never kiss, because that would be too disgusting.
Stop trying to make "Army Wives" be a poor military version of "Desperate Housewives" (Katherine Fugate, you are no Marc Cherry!), and why not interview and meet some real Army wives, who are suffering from depression, loneliness, infidelity, adultery, drugs, alcohol, etc., not to mention dealing with their husbands' war injuries. But, that might be TOO realistic.
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"The spirit of liberty is the spirit which is not too sure that it is right..." - Judge Learned Hand, The Spirit of Liberty
Interesting ...
This was Katherine's baby, so I'm sorry she's leaving. But, as reader Aidan pointed out, at least we know that she's likely not responsible for the non-lesbian storyline.
Thanks for posting that, pecola!
I agree, HotHandle, you're
I agree, HotHandle, you're right - let's see some of the real issues affecting army wives. Let's see some risk and challenges on the show. The writing has become really lazy. They probably think they're taking risks but the reality is far from it.
The Brenda/Pamela storyline - UGH! Ok, that whole thing with Brenda sleeping with other women isn't considering cheating? Oh RIGHT! Because we all KNOW that when a woman sleeps with another woman, it's not real sex because lesbian sex is less valid than heterosexual sex, so of COURSE it's not cheating. Right. Gotcha, thanks Army Wives for clearing that up.
Honestly, I haven't watched the show each week since the first season. It's definitely lost it for me, though I had to tune in for the alleged lesbian action, especially involving Pamela. Oh well.
Thanks linster, I will continue reading your recaps regardless!
"not real sex"
Mollyblooming, you captured my feelings exactly - I stupidly had faith in Army Wives to explore the "sleeping with other women isn't cheating" thing to eventually come to the conclusion that it is cheating because same-sex SEX IS SEX - it's just as valid as any other sex! I was willing to go along with Brenda's hubby not believing lesbian sex is real sex since I can see some guys thinking that...but I was expecting the show to counter that idea in some way.
I only got into Army Wives this season, so I can't compare it to last season. I liked the show's portrayal of the high school lesbian girl dealing with "don't ask don't tell" with Roland's support, so I'm disheartened to see this storyline play out like this.
Also, what a waste of Tawny Cypress! I was so excited to see her again (I'm sad she's not on Heroes anymore) and am annoyed they gave her such a lame storyline.
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