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A princess is the top pin-up for British lesbians

My favorite European website, EurOut, alerted us to the news that, according to a poll by dating site gay-parship.co.uk, the top pin-up for British lesbians is Princess Beatrice. And boy was she surprised.

Actually, Fergie’s daughter, who turns 21 in August, usually looks a bit wide-eyed, although whether she is innocent depends on which tabloid you read. Sadly, much of the British gossip seems to be about Bea’s weight. God forbid a beautiful young woman in the public eye should be anything but skeleton thin. Just look at this pair of auburn-haired lovelies.

Second place went to Peaches Geldof. Um, OK.

I admit to not knowing anything about Geldof other than who her dad is; but she seems to be a sort of British Paris Hilton, "career"-wise. I trust our UK readers will enlighten me about her appeal.

Sienna Miller took third place, a well-deserved honor any way you look at it.

But here’s another view, just in case.

Rounding out the list are British model and TV host Tamara Eccleston and American model and actress Elizabeth Jagger.

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I’m sure all of these ladies are lovely and deserving of their lesbian admirers. But with all due respect to the poll participants, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Did you forget Rachel Weisz?

Lena Headey?

Keira Knightley?

And the most blatant omission of all:

What do you think of this poll? Is Princess Beatrice the Brit you most want to date? Who are your top five British pin-ups?

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  • Holly's picture

    Lena, Kate and Rachel

    Lena, Kate and Rachel are definitely on my list, but I'm afraid I don't see the appeal with Keira Knightley.

    How could you miss out Emily Blunt?!

    the linster's picture

    Emily

    To be honest, I just had to stop myself. But Emily definitely is on my personal British actress hot list!
    TheWeyrd1's picture

    I'm guessing the average age of the voters in this poll...

    are WAY younger than you and I, based on their selections.  Also, I'm thinking the list was open to any famous British women (or half British...or living in Brittan), not just the actresses of note on YOUR list (that I would also pick regardless of where they live)!
    people call me face's picture

    keira knightley

    The appeal with Keira Knightley? You need to see the movie Domino. But good call on your other choices!

    Lacey's picture

    That is actually quite

    That is actually quite funny.

    She only has one expression and the two photos you included captured that perfectly.

     

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    ALEJANDRA's picture

    Rachel and Kate...

    These two should have been first and second... Those two combines good and evil OMG what an omission!
    trypr's picture

    I think the demographic for this is unlikely to be...

    ...representative.

    At least, they strike me as surpising choices/a touch conventional. I do like the look of Elizabeth Jagger though.

    Kate's gorgeous and you can see her in an oversized jumper with a mug of tea, which helps, but she's a bit "straight" ^^ ' Lovely, with more evident personality than some of the other ladies here perhaps, but not different from them in the "looks like an amazingly beautiful straight woman styled for hollywood category". I could share a pint with her though...egh, I feel like I am digging myself a hole >.> besides, show me a gorgeous, yet straight, butch looking woman and my statement falls apart :/

    There are so many in London too *sigh*

    I like women who do not fall so easily into the glib and somewhat empty "talented and beautiful" tag that seems to follow every celebrity namedrop in the US. It's so bereft of context that it becomes a meaningless "don't sue me" provisor.

    Anyhow, I think they are all very pretty (though I don't get Princess Beatrice at all; she looks like the kind of *girl* my brother would date) but I don't think I'd find any of them attractive apart from Elizabeth. Half the trouble is that I like people who are honest about who they are and you get very little impression of that trawling through media celebrity: isn't that half the problem with actors and sycophants?

    Aidan P's picture

    Actually

    All of the actresses that were put at the bottom were women I would have picked over ANY of the others. How they could omit Kate and Lena I don't know. Those two are at the top of my list.
    Arneneithel's picture

    I'm British, so I know/like

    I'm British, so I know/like lots of British stars, but my biggest crush (British or otherwise) is Emma Watson. I agree that the poll seems wierd. Peaches Geldof is indeed a sort of Paris Hilton type - nothing to recommend her in my book.
    lil-d01's picture

    Ironically, it seems

    Ironically, it seems several people think that the voters are probably under 25, or even 20. If so, it is very weird there's no Emma in the list! :O

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    Emma's picture

    Winslet&Weisz

    Mmmm Winslet and Weisz, my two most favorite actresses. I'd pick them over anybody any day.

    But Peaches Geldof is actually pretty cool, she works for this magazine called Nylon (my favorite) and she's really fashionable and silly. She's pretty much a dork.

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    Charlie's picture

    I completely agree!

    Winslet and Weisz = Hoooooot!!
    Najara87's picture

    GO LENA

    For me Lena should have been the number one

     

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    kerplunksky's picture

    WTF?

    I'm in the UK and none of those that made that list would be anywhere near my list.  I have no idea who they questioned but Lena, Kate & Rachel would be my choices and I suspect many others in the UK would agree.  Peaches  seriously....why?  It's not even about looks but when I think pin-up, those ladies do not spring to mind.
    Vou's picture

    Seriously...

    I'm just flabbergasted! Princess Beatrice?!? Seriously?

     

    That List = Epic Fail!

    EmmaCariad's picture

    WTF???

      WHAT??? SERIOUSLY??? I HAVE NO WORDS....

     

    Jackary-Black's picture

    Must be fixed!

    Well clearly AfterEllen readers didnt take part in this poll. And, i AM British, and not only do i not see any attraction in Princess Bea OR Peaches Geldof, but i dont know anyone who does!
    eychels's picture

    Princess Beatrice

    She and I have the same birthday!!

     

    8-8-88!

     

    That's all I got! lol 

    GreenBean2's picture

    List

    The only problem I have with Princess Beatrice is that she always looks stunned. Her face is usually in the same position. Her weight is perfect though, she looks awesome so when I add that I think she looks 'hungry' because of how her mouth and eyes are so wide and 'non-blinking' please don' think I'm making a crack at her weight.

    Peaches Geldof is a waste of space...and it's thanks to her father and whoever photographs Paris Hilton&the other has beens that she's inherited that.

    Rosebud's picture

    Interesting choices...

    I like the look of Tamara and Elizabeth, but I'm not a fan of the fake tan on Tamara!

    I'd go with: Rachel Weisz, Lena Headey, Rachel Shelley, Nigella Lawson and Laura Fraser. I seem to have a soft spot for gorgeous brunettes. =D

    GreenBean2's picture

    Domestic Queen Nigella is a

    Domestic Queen Nigella is a definate on my list ^_^
    Rowena's picture

    Amen.

    Amen.
    Brenda647's picture

    My favorite word for Nigella is

    Luscious! 

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    Rosebud's picture

    Nigella Express

    Heheh, yep, if Mum wasn't such a big fan of The LifeStyle Channel and I wasn't such a big fan of well-cooked food, I think she would've clicked by now that it's not the food I'm ogling! =p

    -@^@-'s picture

    Strange sample set

    I can only assume that there are about five women signed up at girls.parship.co.uk and they're all Sloane Rangers, and that's why the results are so strange. I'm sure that a survey of a larger group of lesbian and bi women would reveal a much more prosaic top five than the odd collection above!
    Jaguar's picture

    Princess Beatrice??

    I´m sorry but someone made that up, no one cares or knows very much about her in the UK nevermind being a lesbian favorite and seriously, she looks like a royal/ inbread person.

    I cant imagen too many people here thinking "dam!" and before people get offended, do you really think a list which involves Sienna Miller would have Princess Beatrice as the number one pin up??. In fact all the woman mentioned on the list are not all that popuar with the general public.

     

    I smell shite!

     

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    Jaguar's picture

    echo

    double whamy

    "As a lesbian I resent your laughter and all laughter" - Sarah Silverman

    lenageek's picture

    This list forgot all the pretties!

    How could voters forget lovely Lena, Kate, Rachel and all the women that make me swoon with their Brit accents and to die for looks that get this (Yank) lezzie's blood racing?! Oh, the travesty! :)
    bionic_lemons's picture

    I say Pfft and you can quote me.

    No effing way is that list true.

    I've never even heard of the last two.

    There must be some mistake in translation, like, this list is women who gay men think lesbians would be attracted to or something.  Although, to be fair, I would think gay guys have better taste.

    A Muse's picture

    Lena Headey, Kate Winslet,

    Lena Headey, Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Emily Blunt and Rachel Weisz. those women immediately come to mind. the women on their list? not really....

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    notshane's picture

    lesbians who read Heat & Hello !@#$%^^

    Trying to figure out the demographic of lesbians the poll must have targetted: readers of Heat & Hello? And probably under 25, or maybe even under 20 :)

    Otherwise it's hard to understand the results. Even for a younger demographic, I'd choose Alexa Chung (TV presenter) who's dead cool, over Beatrice or Geldoff.

    And for an all ages lesbian poll, I'd select  Winslet, Weisz, Blunt, Headey & Tilda Swinton over anyone else.

    londonchick's picture

    Huh???

    How many people did they ask? 3?

    This is utterly bizarre. I know loads of lesbians and NONE of them even mention Princess Beatrice never mind talk about fancying her. She's just not on the radar in my experience.

     

     

    Anonymous's picture

    what ?

    Fergies daughter and Peaches Geldof topped Sienna Miller

    what is going on with the world ?

    Anonymous's picture

    Rachel W & Kiera K Hands Down-Fine Like A Glass of Wine

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    Rachel  W had me in The Mummy & The Shape Of Things  and Kiera K had me period. American  L/B/Q womyn  and British  L/B/Q womyn  taste  in womyn are sooooooo different.

    Seriously, how can you omitt the two world's finest, hello.

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    Hats's picture

    "And boy was she surprised"

    "And boy was she surprised" - she's not the only one...

    Princess Beatrice out of ALL the women in ALL the world?! Seriously? Wow. As a Brit, I'm a little bit flabbergasted. I wouldn't rate any of the top 5 to be honest. Confused, very. 

    smairty's picture

    Lies, damned lies and statistics

    Lordy lordy...now, lets get a few things straight (so to speak) Apologies in advance...

    Qu. Whom did they ask pray tell?

    A. Partially sighted lezzers ex-pats convention, somewhereville, USA

    Qu. Who should they ask next time?

    A. Anyone actually from the uk

    Qu. Lordy! Who the be-jesus has heard of Beatrice in the UK?

    A. Naebody!

    Anonymous's picture

    Kate winslet, lena headey emily blunt, Nigella yes! Mmmmm..

    I think we've all heard of beatrice, we just don't give a damn is all.

     

    The list is Bogus

    End of 

    Lindsay 's picture

    :)

    that picture of keira knightley is so completely gorgeous it makes me wanna cry.

    just wow.

    scorpio54's picture

    Emily Blunt

    was on the Jonathan Ross show tonight (Friday) and looked spectacular. She was the second interview, after David Attenborough. The show hasn't been posted online yet, but should be soon at:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/

    These shows can't always be viewed outside the UKi, however (this seems to be random).

    eve_jig_it's picture

    Lol

     

    the picture of Beatrice at the top :()

     

    Keph's picture

    another Kate

    let's not forget Kate Beckinsale..
    LCTRgirl's picture

    Couldn't agree more

    I couldn't agree with you more Linster!  No one is more surprised about this poll than a British lesbian who wouldn't have put the most of the top 5 in her top 20.  Are my fellow British women deliberately ignoring the obvious choices?
    shoveya's picture

    Keira first and Kate

    Keira first and Kate second, that would have been my ranking. 

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    Katie's picture

    Wtf?

    Personally I think that list is terrible.

     

    I definetly would have gone with Lena Heady, Kate Winslet, Racheal Wiesz

     

    Bente's picture

    Just to ad some class

    Dame Judi Dench and Dame Helen Mirren...

    I'm officially a thread killer.

    Georgie the Fembian. 's picture

    LOL

    What odd choices...
    sloane's picture

    i think alesha dixon and

    i think alesha dixon and jamelia are hot. and i do think it's crazy peaches geldof made it on the list, but not rachel weisz.  i've never been that into kate winslet, so i don't know why she should be on the list, but whatever.
    strict machine's picture

    sloane

    im with you on alesha and jamelia lady!  and nigella.  um also rachel shelly and shelly conn thank you please.  that list is foofing unbelievable.  i have never know man, woman or beast to profess a liking to anyone on that list!
    Cheezemack's picture

    Top British Pin Up!?!

    So, obviously this poll is purely based on attractiveness and sex appeal right?  So, in my opinion, Beatrice and Peaches are just plain unattractive.  I mean, yack!  Sorry.
    faith_in_buffy's picture

    who did they bloody ask?

    Sienna okay she's fit, but I thought every one hated her after the whole Rhys Ifans thing?

    I agree Lena really needed to make the list. Disagree with Keira though, she may have the face but her body isn't in the least bit womanly. Now Nigella on the other hand, that's a woman.

    Zoe Tapper (Mina in Demons) is my newest fave. How can 6 episodes be counted as a series though?

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