Lesbian Scientistics: "The L Word" teaserAfter The L Word's new promo aired last week, our Scientistics team went sleuthing. We've been hearing that the final season will be Scooby-like, and the rumors seemed to be verified when the troubadour in the video informed us that if words could kill, we'd be dead. Also, if you don't blink, you get these images from the promo:
Is that a dead body under a satin sheet and a mug shot background? Oh, we think so. What strikes us as odd is the height of the probable murderer. We know from last season how tall an average criminal stands.
According to the promo flashes, this season's killer is going to be tiny. So, who could it be? We've narrowed it down to three, and given you their motives.
Any guesses? Submitted by on November 20, 2008 - 4:00pm. |
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haha
wtf? xD tina is going to do something stupid but i dont think she'll go as far as killing her own child? would she?=O.. and hey maybe angelica gets a hold on kits gun again and shoot someone?=)
Short-comings....
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I vote for Angelica......
Actually, Jenny is probably the shortest....and she is the craziest...oh wait, no, her slave turned clone turned director is also short. Maybe Jenny killed her or vice versa.
4'0 ?
Bette
mmmmmmm... power suits.
power suits
haha i love the response " mmmmmmm... power suits."
I think jenny killed her clone. at-least, i hope.
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hehehehe
hahaha lmao re Bette hiding her craziness in her power suits.
Ha, well said. You are
Ha, well said. You are a keen observer, jordan-writes
Frodo Baggins?
Thanks for making me laugh today.
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Hmm... How tall is Angelica?
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Hahaha who shot Mr.
Hahaha who shot Mr. Burns.
I would go for Jenny lol, I love jenny and her crazy ways.
It was Adele...
Aha!
It's Angelica
at the planet with a gun.
Remember Kit's gun that everyone worried so much about Angelica finding? Well, she probably found it. Who'd she kill? Hopefully it was Jenny.
Jenny vs Adele
I've got it!!
It's Sounder, in the bedroom with a shovel...to kill Jenny's dumb ass. Tell me I'm wrong!
Yes
my bad
I meant Sounder the first...now that was a big dog!
The gun...
LOLOLOLOL
"Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun"!
I love it, plus I had EXACTLY the same idea!
Do not judge, unless you want to be judged...
You know...
I think Ilene Chaiken is killing my sensibility in the conservatory with her typewriter.
Seriously, I think she starts each season by throwing darts at her DVD collection to see what the theme is going to be. I think we've covered:
Season 1: Queer as Folk meets thirtysomething with some parts where the DVD player freezes.
Season 2: Thomas Crown Affair (Liars! Cheaters! Stealing!)
Season 3: Terms of Endearment (Dana)
Season 4: Don't Tell Mom, the Babysitter's Dead
Season 5: She must have landed on her L Word DVDs because season 5 was a complete meta rehash of the earlier seasons.
Season 6: Clue. Or Scooby Doo.
I think Ilene Chaiken is
I think Ilene Chaiken is killing my sensibility in the conservatory with her typewriter.
Seriously, I think she starts each season by throwing darts at her DVD collection to see what the theme is going to be.
Ha! We do indeed have a winner. I stopped tolerating it midway through last season and ordered HBO instead.
I'm curious why you have bubblewrap on your feet however.
Nah
it's probably a chick that got her heart broken from shane
it's probably a chick that got her heart broken from shane! i bet one of shane's ex's comes back and shoots shane. hey how tall is carmen? all i'm sayin is that shane better watch her fine ass this season!! haha, karma is a bitch shane! xD
Oooh, that's good.
It can't be Shane under
It can't be Shane under that sheet cause her boobs aren't that big... This made me laugh so hard, I love you stuntdouble!! I think the murderer has to be Jenny...
P.S you don't really think they'd kill someone, that'd be ridiculous right??
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Good point - also look at the size!
As most of the ladies are stick thin, I think that's gotta be Kit under that sheet.
Course, that isn't necessarily the dead body, right?
She killed someone before. It's the last season. Anything could happen. She could kill them all. Well except for that spinoff. Okay Alice gets to live.
HAHAHA
I reckon they'll kill off
I'll bet Alice gets killed
Then in the Alice spin-off, she and Dana's ghosts go help help Life's Dectetives, Campbell and Reese solve crimes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Angelica: Furious because she learned sign language for nothing.
So true and so funny!
I'm kinda upset
that it's getting all dramatic, because it'll probably end up with a cliffhanger, and no one will ever know!!!
But it'll be okay if there's lots of sex :)
Why else do you think I watch it? :P
How come the body's laid half seductively...?
Nah I think Carmen, Cherri
Nah I think Carmen, Cherri Jaffe, Molly, Jenny, and that stalker chick from first season, are gonna kidnap and torture Shane... Sorry girl, We'll miss you
America is like Jessica Simpson... Sometimes she acts so dumb its embarrassing but how about those titties!
lol i love your bill maher
lol i love your bill maher quote.
"if i ever start to think straight this heart will start a riot in me."
Revenge is a dog
Its probably most definitely Sounder the dog, who Jenny basically murdered for the sake of revenge against Stacy Merkin. It would be so funny to see Sounder shoot Jenny! lol...Or maybe its just one of Jenny's crazy imaginary dreams or a potiental tango that brings the death of a relatioship, i.e Tasha+Alice and Jenny+Shane..Or maybe Helena has became so bad ass that she has totally Thelma + Louise'd it out...Counting the days til Jan 18th.
B.
It was Angelica!
No... I think it was Ilene Chaiken who strangled me with her twisted plot ideas.
Seriously...
I hope it was Jenny who killed Adele.
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guys...
i am convinced it will be tasha. tasha will be the one ending up dead. either by some convient accident down in long beach or at the hands of that weird mousy girl alice is suddenly falling for. but...it will be tasha. i fear it!
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who's the victim?
DAWN DENBO
Y'all forgot about Dawn Denbo, she has a lot to be angry about.
i think adele would kill
i think adele would kill jenny, not the other way around. jenny is a crazy freak who's incredibly self centered, but i don't think she'd hurt anyone except herself. maybe she commits suicide.
also, that body isn't wearing a bra. so it's either alice under that sheet, or someone was REALLY disappointed by the sex...
Jesus pose Lulz
Jesus pose
Lulz
And it's neither of my fave characters so I'm happy
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Still laughing at learning sign language for no reason
my guess
Ilene Chaiken, in the studio, possibly with fire.
fakeout
Maybe its another book that gets made into a movie.....Jenny shifts her focus to a revenge plot. But really the writers don't seem to be that clever or have that much control.
The spoilers that have leaked don't sound too promising for the season or the spinoff.
And that history poster should have said herstory.
Ilene
Count on Ilene to ruin the only true opportunities at lesbian stories.
Any writer in Xenaverse Fanfiction could have done a better job with L Word than Ilene Chaiken.
After season one I only ever watched L Word because it was a lesbian train wreck.
With each season Ilene disappointed me more than the season before.
What a shame.
CYBIL!
LOOKS LIKE CYBIL'S BODY!
Maybe Molly got sick of her! LOL