Lesbian Scientistics: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" EditionWith the film hitting theaters this Tuesday night at midnight, the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince media blitz is coming to a close. And much like the actual book, the Half-Blood Prince press tour left us with almost as many questions as answers.
For example, how does J.K. Rowling keep getting more and more attractive? Who, exactly, was dressing Jessie Cave (Lavender Brown)? Is Helena Bonham Carter magic in real life? And, now that they're both legal, we're even free to wonder which Gryffindor gal is most radiant: Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) or Bonnie Wright (Ginny Weasley)?
We couldn't answer the last one — you'll have to fight that out in the comments — but we were able to break down some other questions and analyze them in easy-to-read chart form. Accio Lesbian Scientistics!
We also created a Dueling Matrix, by asking ourselves this question: If a duel broke out at a Harry Potter premiere, how would the Slytherins and Gryffindors defend themselves against one another?
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I am!!!!!
Midnight the day it opens!!
Any other diehard fans out there?
me!
going to see it weds booked
going to see it weds booked the day off work can't wait for it
sarah ann james
Campingout outsid even if
Campingout outsid even if there isnt a crowd. :D:D:D
HP
I pre-ordered my tickets online last week. I'm so ready! 25 hours and counting....
"Bon anniversaire et donne moi la salle de bains. Which translates as 'happy birthday and hand me....the bathroom.'"
Can't wait!
I can't wait to see this movie. I'm not even sure why though because the movies usually annoy me lol.
And I definitely think Emma Watson is hotter than Bonnie Wright.... not that Bonnie isn't also hot lol.
BOTH EXTREMELY HOT!
The movies really get on my nerves too. Not that they aren't entertaining, but nothing can compare to the awesomeness in my head conjured by J.K the Goddess' wonderful words.
That being said... LOL
I don't mind ANY franchise that has brought THESE women to the international stage of attention:
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*sigh* Don't you just love win-win contests and situations? :)
I'm going!
I'm going! Unfortunately I'll be working during the midnight showing. :(
But my family better not go without me!
I'll be there!!
Unfortunately
I have to wait two weeks more to see Harry potter because I have to wait until I get back to Iceland. I can stand watching a lot of movies with French subtitles but this is not one of them. Also I have had this tradition of always going to the HP movies with me dad ever since the first movie. I know it sounds lame, but I think it's nice.
And about which one could be gay in the group, if I had to guess the likeliest I'd probably say Luna, but in my wishful thinking mind it would probably be Hermione or Ginny (or both :D).
And it's right, Rowling should be on the AfterEllen list, she looks amazing for her age ! Also, she sets such a good example to girls, just read the article on her site about negative body images and how women are too obsessed about their shape. A smart woman with the head on her shoulders :).
I hope that Ginny will be given a bit more screen time in this film. I don't think Bonnie Wright is a bad actress, it just seems that she's given too little to work with. I want the Ginny that is in the books, the one that starts as a shy fangirl but devepolves into a strong and independent woman.
Yes, my Harry Potter fangirlish side has been exposed :S.
"It's in transition."
aahh!!
Emma Watson
Emma Watson wins that competition hands down. I've never been really fond of Bonnie Wright playing Ginny...
That being said, I'm extremely excited for this movie! I hope it lives up to my (very high) expectations.
So bummed I can't go to the
!!!!
oh emma watson! there are no words.
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I am so there
Die-hard to the end. Plus this was my favourite book out of all seven. Im also in love Helena Bonham Carter so her as a crazy witch lady, im so there.
"Helena Bonham Carter actually carrying magic wand under skirt." - Was I the only one who thought that was some sexual inuendo on the part of StuntDouble?
Also Bonnie Right looks gorgeous, but from the trailer it looks like they've 'geek-ed' her up a bit which is a shame seeing as she's supposed to be really attractive and popular in the book anyways.
Can't wait!
H B-C
Got my ticket...
Fandango is gooood
OK there is absolutely NO
Im going on Thursday... cant
It's a no-brainer: Emma
It's a no-brainer: Emma Watson. I mean come on, she plays Hermione! Beauty and smarts :)
And I'll definitely go to a midnight screening, I'm on the fence about taking my Gryffindor scarf and pointy hat though... yes, I'm a geek
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i had a crush on her awhile back when i saw the movie about a boy mmmm she was yum with her nose ring and grungy punk looks
"Hands upon my back again.
Survival is my only friend.
Terrified of what may come.
Remember I will always love you,
Even as I claw your fucking throat away.
But it will end no other way"
YES!
*rolls tongue*
Emma Watson is a babe.
She is a stone cold fox.
Hands down Emma has me under a spell.
Definitely gonna see the flick
"We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other." - Luciano Decrescenzo
drooling over the girls
WOO I'm going midnight
Definitely Emma
I am ....
Bonnie is damn hot (I've a
Bonnie is damn hot (I've a fling for redheads and lol she's no giant, Daniel is just a really small guy) but man none of them can compete with Helena Bonham Carter. I mean this woman is so outstanding in talent, intelligence, dark beauty and attraction its blowing me away.
Can't wait to see the movie, I think it will be the best of the serial by now.
Def. going to see it
Im going to try to see it this at Midnight, but im pretty sure it's going to be oversold by the time I try to get a ticket.
shoot!
I'm realizing right now that I just went to the movies and forgot to ask about HP6 tickets!!!!! ARG!!
I really wanna go, not because I expect the movie to blow my mind but because I've gone to every single HP movie midnight showing there has been.
And Emma Watson is HOT but I hadn't seen any new pictures of Bonnie... I'm amazed o_O
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thank merlin..
i will SO be there tommorow night at midnight, gryffindor t-shirt and all^-^
..If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is done..
POTTER
I will be there the day it opens, with my shirt(s), jacket, wand(s), glasses, scar the whole thing!! Doing my best to convert the audience to
drarry slashthe Potter magic.I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. -Oscar Wilde
What no mention of Luna
What no mention of Luna Lovegood?
Hermione may have married Ron and Luna may had pined after Harry much in the same way Willow pined after Xander on buffy but these two girls are destined end up together someday after a series of unfortunate future events that has yet to be written.
School girl dress-up
I'm seeing it Weds night but I'm going to a party beforehand. All the people going are dressing up as HP characters and we're gonna play trivia games and be really geeky. I'm dressing up as Hermione. :D
Bonnie's gorgeous but I've always been preferential to Emma, she's stunning.
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Emma Watson ...
"Emma Watson borrowed Hagrid's umbrella." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HA HA HA (wipes tears from eyes, holds pain in gut) HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Of course I'm seeing HP HBP this Wednesday (crowds of little kids at midnight are a bit much to take)! HELLO?! I've been waiting for this frakin' movie since it was supposed to be release last November.
And OH WOW that Lavendar Brown chic needs to get a personal dresser. And is it just me but I was always under the impression that Lavendar Brown was a black girl. Am I wrong? Wasn't she black in POA? Call me crazy.
As for who's got the acting longevity and appeal to the les/bi crowd? Emma Watson. Although Bonnie Wight could surprise us.
lol...
Hey, I thought the same thing! Lavender Brown was black in POA? I thought so! A slight oversight in the casting department I think.
LOL
'What the fricking frack?'
'Fuck you James...Just fuck you!'
Harrrrrrrrrry Pottttttttter!!!!!
Woah! Bonnie definitley got prettier! But Emma is still definitley cuter.
And I soooo got my tickets like 2 weeks ago. :)
I think Lavendar Went in
I think Lavendar Went in character as a witch, lol. Doesn't she remind you of that, I mean someone trying to dress like a Muggle but not quite getting it right. :) Did anyone else notice she is wearing Chucks? I think she might be the lez in the group. :)
As far as the hottest. Well, my niece looks EXACTLY like Emma, so I am reall creaped out by the fact that I think Emma is hot. Besides, I generally like Red heads more anyway. The hair gives away the fire inside :)
Carpe Diem... It's time to Carpeing...
I am so pumped! I'm goign
I am so pumped! I'm goign to the midnight showing, loving every second of it, getting 3 hours of sleep, then getting up to go to work. It'll be amazing--it's tradition!
Also, I think Bonnie is slightly more adorable then Emma... sorry guys!
CANT WAIT!!!
i'll be there!
midnight showing of course. can't wait any longer than that!
and sorry but i have to go with bonnie... but only by a little.
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29 HOURS! But Im not counting...
Ok gals... get ready for a superfan fant.
Well... firstly... I am seeing it at midnight, after getting there 3 hours early, in my full-on Dumbledore costume. Im starting to regret the fact I've watched about 15 minutes worth of the movie already on Youtube with all the clips but I JUST CANT HELP MYSELF. After the 5th movie (don't kid yourselves, it sucked) and all this annoying as hell Twilight worship crap... I NEED this. Its like... my childhood-throwback-youre-not-as-old-as-youve-become drug.
ANYWAYS... concerning Hermione and Ginny... that a tough call. I mean... I've always loved them as a couple (what would we do without fanfiction? :D) so I can't imagine picking one over the other...
Ok I can :) Well, Hermione is HANDS DOWN the more attractive Gryffindor girl for me... but Ginny's feisty. And by feisty I mean daring. And by daring I mean adventurous. And by adventurous I mean bicurious :) And, as sad as it is, Im willing to lower my standards if theres a higher chance of success. Although Im really not lowering my standards at all... because both Hermione and Ginny are bloody gorgeous :D I think I'll just leave this here... and yes I did make it. AND NO IM NOT OBSESSED.
"Alan Rickman literally
"Alan Rickman literally dares you to mess with him"
I just choked on my lunch over that.
Anyways, as much as I am a massive fan of red-heads, I gotta say, Emma Watson wins hands-down. I'm going to see the movie this Saturday with my sister, her husband, and my best friend.
Is it just me, or does anyone agree that Ginny and Luna are totally a couple?
Me too.. my roommate and my
Unfortunately I have to work both tomorrow
So going.
Midnight show.
Dressing up as Tonks.
Ignoring Tonks' lameness in HBP.
My friends would always drag
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