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"Gossip Girl" Facebook recap: Sweeps-some Threesome

Well, Lizzie McGuire is a woman now. A woman and a vampire. A woman and a vampire and an Arthurian legend. I guess you don't get to be all three of those things without summoning up some serious pluck, and that's exactly what she did when she initiated her night of NYU passion with Dan and Vanessa.

Lots of people are saying they can't believe V would do such a thing — but c'mon: How did we meet Vanessa Abrams? She kept climbing in Dan's window while he was making out with Serena! V's been chasing down a threesome since season one.

I suppose you could argue that Vanessa and Olivia's lip-lock played into that Katy Perry school of cherry chapstick, but in the UES — where the space-time continuum does not exist and Serena van der Woodsen writes speeches for Congressmen — it totally works.

The only thing this show's ever taken seriously is Serena and Blair, and they're as smitten as ever. And at least someone finally suggested they kiss. ("What are they fighting about now?" "Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.")

Now onto the recap!

Thoughts on the Sweeps-some threesome? On Blair and Serena's eternal love? Leave theem in the comments!

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  • Luna's picture

    Awe man I haven't seen the

    Awe man I haven't seen the episode yet.  ""She kept climbing in Dan's window while he was making out with Serena! V's been chasing down a threesome since season one."" haha that was brilliant!

     

    Chloe's picture

    Yeah that was funny. :p I

    Yeah that was funny. :p
    I REALLYYY hoped for a Serena/Blair, at least a kiss... Like Chuck suggested! :D

    Hilary Duff seemed really into that kiss though. /^_-
    Wrecker's picture

    Ooh man

    That was a boring "threesome"

    I was still holding onto that little bit of hope that it'd involve Serena/Blair. But no. Pff 

     

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    dragonlady07's picture

    so with you

    it was boring as hell, albeit not unexpectedly so.
    roc's picture

    GG recap

    Only Dan can have an accidental 3 way. What a doof. They spend an entire evening of good times and at the end of the evening he wouldn't even read the 15th thing on the "15 things to do in college" list out loud for fear of what?...That the girls might actually be up for it? Idiot! That's why his writing is so lame. You have to write what you know and homeboy obviously doesn't know much.

    "Serena ~ I only got in because I thought we were going down." Heh. Excellent. 

    Btw, Facebook should pay you for the awesome advertising. Great recap

     

    Bruna Louise's picture

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    freaked out watchin!

     

    I couldnt believe it was really GG!!

     

    we need more episodes like that!

     

    Sivan's picture

    hmm

    I have to admit, it WAS broing but I liked the song. :D And both of them are hot, especially Vanessa. It was a good scene whatsoever.
    Kindly_Unspoken's picture

    A bit dull

     

    THe episode wasnt what I expected...It was a bit dull and the kiss went by to fast. Other than the fact that they were both hot, it wasn't really interesting. But honestly there was more sexual tension throughout the episode with Blair and Serena. 

    JmParis's picture

    I was expecting so much more

    I was expecting so much more from the threesome !!! In season 1 they were more provocative.

    but I loved all the tension aroud B and S. They should have kissed :D

    Yani's picture

    :)

    These facebook recaps make me giddy hehe 

     

     

     

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    the linster's picture

    Oh, Stunt!

    Just when I think you couldn't be funnier, you top yourself. Um, not that you can top yourself. Never mind.
    Melissa Hsu's picture

    Yep.

    This Facebook re-cap is pure genius.

    * Genuflecting in StuntDouble's general direction * 

     

    Alisha 's picture

    When did Hilary Duff become

    When did Hilary Duff become not such a "good girl" and hot? There should've been more kissing between the 2 girls! 
    plutowasaplanet's picture

    This is all they've got for November sweeps?

    It was anti-climactic. Then after Gossip Girl, on the local news in NYC, the news anchors did a feature on the episode . . .interviewing NYU students about the episode.  It was not newsworthy. . .Keep trying Gossip Girl!
    dragonlady07's picture

    was it ny1?

    bless their hearts- theyll find some actual news someday
    Luna's picture

    Makes you wonder if it where

    Makes you wonder if it where prehaps more, but the Haters of American Freedom put a stop to it and so TPTB at the lest minute ordered it to be cut down to what we saw here? 

     

    Well what you saw, I still haven't seen it. ;)

     

     

    pecola's picture

    Well, I loved it.

    Well, count me as one of those people who totally believes V would do such a thing...and no, I just don't mean because I've been imagining it for three years*...like you said, Stunt Double, the writing's been on the wall for Vanessa. 

    That said, Dan? Really? What is it about him that is appealing to these women? There is no amount of alcohol that should make someone who dances like him appealing (and the V-Neck shirt?!). 

    The steamy part of the OM3 is supposed to be relived next week in flashbacks. Can't wait. 

     

    * In my dreams, of course, there was no Dan and Olivia was Blair.  

    literalmetaphor's picture

    Ok worst threesome ever!! 

    Ok worst threesome ever!!  I mean it didn't include 1)Blair or 2)Serena.  THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO SEE PEOPLE.  Gosh... 
    twillow's picture

    BEST. RECAP. EVER.

    BEST. RECAP. EVER.

    StuntDouble you rock so hard it makes my brain explode! Pure genius!

    I thought that episode was awesome!! Soo much S&B love!

    And did anyone notice that after Vanessa made-out with Olivia she had a big grin on her face, and then when she turns to look at Dan she got a really disgusted expression on her face, like "ew, really?" Haha

    chelc's picture

    lame

    so so so disappointing the episode as a whole was alright, but i was SO disappointed in the threesome. i knew it would be those 3 but couldnt they have showed a little more!? all they showed was a little smooch between each of them. no 3-way kiss or anything!! LAME
    KT's picture

    duffy kissed a girl and she liked it

    and to top off Blair's epic gayness - "I hope you like flannel" - I know, very stereotypical of me but I think it was just the writers' way of conveying her so very evident lesbianism.

    One part that made me seriously lol was when Blair walked in and was all "SERENA1!!1 *ahem* Serena.."

    I hadn't seen this show since season 1 which leads me to wonder 3 things. When did Jenny turn into mini-Blair? WHY is Blair dating the would-be rapist/man-whore Chuck Bass? And aww, when did Eric come out? 

    I spose I have some catching up to do. 

    Shay's picture

    Now it makes sense!!!

    Very glad I read your ever so funny gossip girl recaps before i went to bed (yes i'm that person who's up @ 3am doing homework).  You guys actually beat out tv.com's recaps though they're equally hilarious but with a slightly meaner fashion.  I kept wondering why there's this weird best friends, enemies, awkward hint of sexual tension between Blair and Serena so i looked it up... who knew the book and show have quite a few differences... one of them being B and S messed around in the books. Hmmm maybe the writers are inching towards that storyline soon. I just hope they don't pull a "Heros" on us.
    Masha's picture

    What band was it?

    What band was playing live the "Bitch" song? I really liked it.
    pecola's picture

    It was...

    The Plastiscines

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    Luna's picture

    Finally saw the episode and

    Finally saw the episode and it was great! And from the previews for next week it looks like they are going to show us more of the threesome in flashbacks. Plus all the drama that comes afterwords lol can't wait for next week episode!