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"Glee" Facebook recap: Sue Sylvester LOLs

Here's what you missed on the first 12 episodes of ... Glee!

And this:

And just when you thought you had Sue Sylvester pegged:

Glee's mid-season finale airs tonight on Fox. Are you attending sectionals with New Directions?

ilvostro's picture

OMFG YESSSSSS

OMFG YESSSSSS

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let's just pretend i said something constructive and intelligent.

ChavaAv's picture

YES.

I am so there.  I will be therer than there.  There.

I love "Glee."  So much.

 

 

 

אני קורא, אז אני פשוט צריך לשמוע אותך

Marlow's picture

YUSSSSS

Hey, StuntDouble... I love you.
Kc's picture

but StuntDouble I am IN love

but StuntDouble I am IN love with you...lol greatest recap ever!!!!!!
thatswatshesaid's picture

hahaha

I loved that. That was hilarious.
Nothing's picture

You'll fall in love with the kitty ...

then I'll punch you in the face!  Makes no sense but I laughed my ass off when I first heard that line.  In fact, I kept repeating it and laughed every time.  How I love Sue.  I wish she were in more of each episode.
D's picture

too funny

"Josh Groban sometimes doubts your commitment to sparkle motion" --- this is the funniest line ever!

Without deviation, progress is not possible.  -F. Zappa

lulubella's picture

BANG!

"Sue Sylvester once shot down an Iraqi fighter plane by yelling, 'Bang'!" 

Jane Lynch makes that line conceivably believable.

almostred's picture

Yay for Facebook recaps and for Glee!

Brittany and Santana just joined the group Sex is not Dating.

 Sue Sylvester: I haven't been this excited to see something fail since I created the formula for the New Coke

 lol Just awesome!!!Let's hope Brittana is going somewhere! If it is, Glee is really going to be even more brilliant than it already is. 

Sue Sylvester just rocks my world.

God I'm gonna die until april T.T

ProudGoldStar's picture

Awesome!

Love the last picture.

Jane Lynch is so adorable when she smiles! *sigh*

 

Sara's picture

Hilarious!

I'll have to hijack one of the TVs at work today and watch it. 

I love facebook recaps, genius! 

limors's picture

No.

How am I going to survive 4 months with no new Glee songs? :(

Bridget's picture

"You think this was hard?

"You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard."

 

:) 

limors's picture

:D

I'll try to remember that every time the months move too slowly.
Carolyn's picture

Fantastic

Sue Sylvester is quickly becoming the new Chuck Norris, which is quite awesome in my book. I'm totally psyched for this episode, especially if it's as funny as this recap.

http://twitter.com/whyyesitscar

Angela's picture

Epic

SUE SYLVESTER FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!!!
I shall call on u thru a letter..to court u my dear..'s picture

haha yes

stuntdouble i love u haha..i cant wait for tonight..'WAITING FOR TONIGHT OHHH" SINGS..that jlo song..haha..

www.myspace.com/mr.fish89

Anna's picture

Just when I thought it wouldn't get better..

I really hope that that "sex is not dating" thing isn't just a ploy for views. Because if it is actually real, Glee will officially be the best ever. 
captainlex's picture

Nice Donnie Darko reference.

Nice Donnie Darko reference. :]
twillow's picture

O-M-Glee

HILARIOUS!!!!

aahh Stuntdouble you are just too awesome for words!!

Sue Sylvester is epic

YAY for facebook recaps!!!!!

<3 Gleeks

Medusa's picture

This is Gold

So so hilarious! Brilliant job, StuntDouble! I'm so watching the finale when it comes to Australia on Sunday night.

"Sue Sylvester once shot down an Iraqi fighter plane by yelling, 'Bang'!" - Sue Sylvester would most definitely say this. Jane Lynch, you are amazing! I love the gorgeous smiling pics at the end. 

 

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-Douglas Adams

 

Becca's picture

Absolutely! Sue Sylvester

Absolutely!

Sue Sylvester is my role model for epic comebacks xD 

Brick by boring Brick's picture

Thank You!

This Glee recap in facebook format is great! You have totally overdone yourself :)
Annie Ho's picture

lmfao! One word: Ingenious!

lmfao!

One word: Ingenious!

iknow11's picture

Awesome

That facebook recap was awesome. I couldn't stop laughing. I can't wait for the finale!!!
pancreas's picture

Love them!

Love them!
AJ's picture

Best quote from the finale...

Sue to Mr. Shuster:

"I am reasonably confident that you will be adding "revenge" to the long list of things that you're no good at. Right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn't make you look like a lesbian."

Ness_116's picture

Hahaha! I swear, I've never

Hahaha! I swear, I've never laughed that much while watching Glee before hearing Sue say that! Gosh, that's her best quote from this season :-D
Ms Eres's picture

This recap is magically

This recap is magically delicious.  The Sue parts sound like the Chuck Norris facts, except, you know, better.

 

"If you're wondering how he eats and breathes / And other science facts / Then repeat to yourself 'It's just a show, / I should really just relax."

R's picture

LOL!

This whole recap is made of WIN.
Thanks for the laugh.

I hope there would be facebook recaps on more shows (Better Off Ted maybe?) :D

Jes's picture

Glee facebook

Brilliant and very creative!  Great work, StuntDouble!
Lourdes's picture

*Like*

I wish I could *like* all of these updates and posts :-P

 

-Yellow matter custard...dripping from a dead dog's eye-