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Actress Nicole Eggert pokes fun at her weight gain

When I first heard that Nicole Eggert would be joining the latest contestants on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club I was shocked. She was one of the hottest actresses from my junior high days. Back then, I often fantasized about being a guest on Charles in Charge for the very special “Jamie questions her sexuality” episode.

I didn’t follow Eggert over to Baywatch, but I do remember seeing commercials with her running down the beach in her little red bathing suit in slo mo. Those were good times.

Apparently, Nicole’s figure isn’t exactly what it used to be. Homegirl is still hot, but she’s just got more surface area of hotness. In a new FunnyorDie.com video, she truly won me over by being able to poke fun at herself. I’d still take a bite outta crime.

Were you ever a Nicole Eggert fan? Do you think the video is funny or offensive?

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  • Anonymous's picture

    Eh...

    I get that the average Funny or Die viewer isn't a rocket scientist, but I was a bit dumbstruck by some of the comments on this video. Seems like a lot of them missed the parody part. IMO, she still looks good.

    I don't know. It just rubs me the wrong way. Poking fun at her lack of conditioning is one thing, but exploiting her body is another. Once again perpetuating the myth that you can't be fat AND in shape. 

    lotus-and-the-lily's picture

    well...

    I think she looks nice with some weight gain.. infact i prefer it.....

    Though i agree about the unfit comment...

    gabatron's picture

    she is still HOT!

    i dont care if she says she's fat, she gorgeous! she has a AWSOME womanly figure! *drool*
    Imsuchanerd's picture

    Not funny...

    The video isn't funny....

    ...but Nicole is still hot.

    I'm not seein' the "fat"

    CrystallineGreen's picture

    Hum...

    I actually think it's not really funny... She just has an average body of someone with an average life, and that doesn't mean she's unhealthy or FAT... Again, I can see why they did the video but it still gives the wrong message, she seems fine to me, and still gorgeous IMO, and as usual, people get confused with what being fat is.

     

    nikki's picture

    we

    we almost have the same name! mine is nicole eggett and hers is nicole eggert!! people use to mistake my last name for hers. but we look nothing alike.
    kandice's picture

    its not

    i agree  wit u guys its no that funny. she looks hot and as ppl get older to we all gain a bit of weight. she looks fine
    KatsMeow's picture

    SO HOT!

    What the hell?  I think she's lush and lovely.

    Not funny.

    Mesocyclone's picture

    That was...

    lame.

    Am I the only sour cherry on the fruitstand?

    Salaam's picture

    Fat my ASS

    All of you need to yank the stick out. That was HILARIOUS and spoke to reality.

    Women of average size are considered by many people, including themslves, to be "Fat."  Especially according to "industry" standards. For Nicole to be able to laugh at herself and pull a "Will Ferrell," i.e. publically running half naked in all of her bootyliciously jiggly glory diserves just a little comedic appreciation.

    I know I cracked the hell up at her getting the last laugh at those chuckleheads. :)

    Not to mention, I just love a woman with a little back fat on her that's not afraid to show it. ;)

    And No I won't apologize for being crass. :P

    monica_ca's picture

    Good gravy...

    ...she is absolutely GORGEOUS!
    Candice's picture

    ...

    Nicole Eggert was my favorite actress growing up... I watched Baywatch just for her, but I couldn't stand Charles in Charge. I must have seen Amanda and the Alien and Double O kid a million times. 

     

    i want an athlete!'s picture

    THAT IS THE POINT.

    I'm going to ignore some of the comments above me that try to defend her by saying that she is still pretty even though she has a normal body.

    The point of the whole video is that nowadays people call even normal people 'fat'. 

    The video shows how rediculous our society is for ignoring normal people and instead always admiring unhealthily skinnymodels.

    It's hilarious because it is taken SO SO SO far - the guy was blatantly asking for a girl, any girl to kiss him but just because she's not a supermodel he says no to her? 

    Salaam's picture

    Thank You!

    At least some of us got the joke. :)

    Taylor's picture

    She still looks good to me!

    I think she is pretty sexy in this video ; )  
    ohbrietta's picture

    Video good; celeb fat camp bad

    I was fully prepared to launch into a tirade until Nicole spoke. The first half of the video played on far too many sterotypes: Fat people aren't desirable. Fat people can't run. Fat people don't look good in swimsuits. Then, Nicole did several awesome things.

    1) She reclaimed the label 'fat.' Regardless of whether or not Nicole is fat (and there's a lot of people connoting the term 'fat' with unattractive), she is "hollywood fat," meaning she's receiving negative attention in the media over weight gain. She acknowledged this, and didn't use it negatively.

    2) She mentioned that it's normal and healthy to gain weight. 

    3) She called those douchebags out, and made fun of their attitudes. The video isn't following their opinions; it's mocking them.

    4) She didn't let it affect her.  

    However, she's still joining the cast of a reality show where the whole point is making semi-famous people lose weight, which kind of contradicts whatever positive body image message is in this video. Yuck. 

    And yes, she looks freaking hot in that bikini. There should, however, be some kind of sequel that touches on the fact that it's completely okay for the fat guy to take his shirt off and turn down the fat girl. Double yuck; and another reason I'm glad I'm gay.

    ohbrietta's picture

    Also

    Hornito, I really like your use of the phrase "more surface area of hotness."
    Luna's picture

    From one extrem to the next

    From one extrem to the next totally not sexy nor healthy. 

    -I speak in random thoughts

    iamnachos's picture

    She is way hotter

    She is way hotter now.

    When she started running down the beach she didnt look bad at all, it looked amazing. Dont get me wrong, I like skinny girls as well and she was hot in the above pics, but there is something about a curvy girl who has the confidence to run around in tiny bikinis and not hide anything that is just hot.

    Anywho, funny video. I do kind of agree with ohbrietta though, the video and the fact that shes going on celeb fit club are a little contradictory.

    Ally's picture

    I'm sorry...

    Why is she joining Celebrity Fit Club? She's beautiful. Gorgeous...She's a grown woman and she can do what she wants, but I seriously don't think she needs CFC. I am definitely a fan of curves...A funny video though!!
    Bekkah's picture

    i got the joke...

    and i got the humor of her being "fat" and calling the losers out for not wanting her because she was "fat". yeah, i got it. 

     

    still...didn't really find it that funny. probably because i'm used to funny or die being waaaaay over the top with their stuff. if she'd come out and been, morbidly obese or something, in that teeny weeny bikini and strutted her stuff like she was pamela anderson, i would've laughed. 

     

    i'll just have a seat over there. that window seat to hell...

    CK's picture

    This video would make more

    This video would make more sense if she wasn't about to go on a show to lose weight. She gained some weight around her mid section there are studies that say that  gaining around there increases ones  risk for certain disease, she just looks like she gained a few and her legs are no longer muscular.

    Zee's picture

    Hotttt

    Eeeeek. i want a womanly woman to like.. run and save me now. =P *goes to nearest body of water* LOL *sighhh
    Brennan's picture

    WHAT!?

    She looks BEAUTIFUL to me!! So maybe she's not a size 2 anymore, but that's so unrealistic. I'm sorry, but I want a girl with some meat on her bones. This world is ridiculous!!
    KayJ's picture

    I admit, it made me

    I admit, it made me cringe.

    She's not fat.  And it bothered me immensely that the guys looked so horrified when they saw her running towards them.  I know not a single man who would call her fat or dislike her body-shape.

    Her revenge was kind of funny, but still sort of...

    I don't know.  It just rubbed me the wrong way, even though she got her own back in the end.  

    i want an athlete!'s picture

    That is the point

    The point of the whole video is that she isn't fat and that no normal person would ever consider her fat - only rediculous people like these two guys. It shows that people who would ever not want to make out with a gorgeous woman like her because she's supposedly 'fat' are idiots.

    It's a good vid.

    KayJ's picture

    Isn't it interesting how two

    Isn't it interesting how two people can see the same thing and read it entirely differently? :)

    I can see what you mean, and yet it still left me feeling not good about it.  Me and my (saddle)baggage...

    Brutal_Romance's picture

    Gotta agree with some

    It was kinda lame for a Funny or Die vid, but well, it served its purpose.

    She has a good body, just the wrong sort of bikini I suppose, some woman with that shape can still look better than Baywatch if they know what they are wearing.

    and this vid would make more sense if she wasnt going to go on some celebrity fitness show.

    I dont know, I still find her hot, I dont do skinny so any sort of meat on a woman on the right places is good for me.

    kate's picture

    You're not fat, you're beautiful.. now eat your mashed potatoes.

    Whether the video is funny or not, I give her kuddos for not taking herself too seriously. She was hot in her Baywatch days and she's still hot now.

     

    "Homegirl is still hot, but she’s just got more surface area of hotness."... Well put.

    McKenzie's picture

    Fat? Where?

    Exactly what part of her is "fat"? If this is, indeed, "fat", then 95 percent of all US women are "fat". I much rather snuggle up to Nicole than to someone so skinny her ribs poke you. No wonder young girls have such a self-image problem.
    i want an athlete!'s picture

    That is the point

    The video is making fun of people who would consider her 'fat'. Because the guys are so rediculous, it shows how rediculous some people in our society are for calling gorgeous women like her 'fat'. 

    Chi's picture

    >____>

    Because that wasn't funny at all. All I saw was a woman doing her duty and running to save a bunch of guys.

    I cant believe anyone would think thats fat. she's not even chubby. thats NORMAL.

    but oh well- thats the sort of mindset our soceity has now- beng a size 12 is now bordaline obesity.

    The video is making fun of people who would consider her 'fat'. Because the guys are so rediculous, it shows how rediculous some people in our society are for calling gorgeous women like her 'fat'. 

     that actually probably IS the message they are putting across lol because it'll make way more sense

    i want an athlete!'s picture

    Thank youuu

    While the first part of your post made me go 'aargh' again at least you agree with my comment haha =) so thanks!

    I'm starting to get just a tad annoyed at how many people fail to see the parody in this vid..!

     Invisible Circus's picture

      It would've been funnier

      It would've been funnier if they stood up when she said 'thats just shallow' but y'know I have high brow comedy mentality. 

    Atleast they abstained from Free Willy jokes? That's another 90s thing...

    I gotta applaude her for putting that get up on (although, it wasn't the same suit)  and running around a beach for humor's sake.

    The Tiffani Thiessen clip made me giggle. "I've got a shit load of stuff to do"

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    foxy_boo's picture

    Seriously, I doubt she's

    Seriously, I doubt she's even overweight for her height.

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    Just so you know, my first thought when I see you is not "I want to fuck that girl".

    countrycomfort's picture

    re Nicole

    I was neither offended nor did I think it was crazy funny.

    But I will say that she is "Hollywood fat" but not real world fat. Yes, she has put on a few pounds but she looks great. She just shouldn't be wearing a bikini or maybe just go one size bigger.  A regular 2 piece or a one piece suit would be more appropriate. I mean, I don't have the worst body in the world but I'm smart enough to know what swimsuit suits me and my body "flaws". We all want to look the best we can.

     

    She is still beautiful from head to toe. I would not kick her out of bed.