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Brilliant and beautiful: Smart women are just hotter

Seems I'm not the only one out there who thinks brains are an essential part of the beauty package. Personally, I can only look for so long before wanting to carry on a coherent, intelligent conversation about something a little deeper than fashion. I also like to be able to use words that contain more than a single syllable.

There are plenty of lists out there detailing beauties with big brains, but this one does a better job than most. The list includes some of the most obvious brainy beauties, like Jodie Foster, Natalie Portman and Jennifer Beals. But, like any list, it is far from complete. So because I know you are all simply beside yourselves waiting for another list, I will keep you waiting no longer. Here are some of the women who prove to me that smart is sexy. Think of it as my anti-Britney list.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

She has a degree in literature from Columbia University. She also tends to choose roles that involve a whole lot of brain power, and she isn't afraid to speak her mind. I love that in a woman.

Amanda Peet

Another Columbia grad, who just happens to have really good taste in friends.

Danica McKellar

Child star, math genius, and summa cum laude graduate of UCLA. Need I say more?

Brooke Shields

Princeton, anyone? How about with a degree in French literature? Oui, Oui.

Hedy Lamarr

Like your cell phones? I'm not sure what I'd do without mine. And we all have Hedy Lamarr to thank for it. That's right, her ideas about frequency hopping provided the basis for cell phone technology and secure military communications. How's that for smart?

Angela Bassett

Loved her as Tina Turner. Loved her biceps, too, but that's a different issue. She also happens to be a Yale grad.

Sandra Oh

Student council president and environmental club founder in high school, she turned down a scholarship at Carleton University in Ottawa in order to study drama at the National Theater School in Montreal. And now she gets to play doctor every week. Smart choice, I'd say.

Lisa Kudrow

Do you have any idea how smart you have to be to pull off a character like Phoebe? I'll tell you. You have to be brilliant. And Kudrow is. She's got a degree in Biology from Vassar.

I know I've missed some of your favorites. They'll feel neglected if you don't share.

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  • undrcovridgr's picture

    My favorite brainy beauty ...

    is someone that none of you have the pleasure of knowing.  My wife is the smartest, sexiest, most beautiful woman I've ever met. 

    I'm a lucky gal.  :-)
     

    Lisa

    Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security -- B. Franklin
    kmarks24's picture

    The original list...

    Was anyone else completely disturbed by the comments posted in the original list (Celebrity Top) website?

    I'm freaked out by it. 

    exevangel's picture

    There have to be more qualified women

    This list is interesting for what it lacks: women with graduate degrees! A B.S. from an Ivy League or Ivy-league-like institution is a lovely thing, but in this day and age a bachelor's degree is really the bottom of the scale. Where are the women with actual advanced credentials? Not just the "I play a doctor on TV" but "I am a doctor" not to mention the JDs, PhDs, etc. Yes, they are unlikely to be actresses, but that doesn't actually exclude them from being hot!!!
    spotticus's picture

    Dr. Rachel Maddow

    I would put up for consideration Dr. Rachel Maddow, currently hosting an evening show on AirAmerica, and doing the pundit gig for free on cable news shows such as Olberman and Abrams.  She is smart, funny and hot. No one rocks a rugby jersey like Rachel on her you tube political podcasts. AfterEllen did an interview with her a while ago.
    sapphicbeats's picture

    i second that...

    rachel maddow is a badass AND a smartypants!!
    chanticorae's picture

    you beat me to it.

    rachel maddow is my ultra-crush.

    funny, down-to-earth, hot, lesbian rhodes scholar?

    um, yes please!

    mossy's picture

    I agree with this...

     "This list is interesting for what it lacks: women with graduate degrees!"

    But if the women featured on this AE entertainment website had advanced degrees that would make them "professionals" in their fields of study. But they're actresses! That is their profession not lawyers, doctors, statisticians. I thought the point of the blog was pointing out that there are intelligent women that are professional entertainers.

     

    exevangel's picture

    "Brilliant and beautiful" should not be just actresses!

    I understand your point but think that the list was definitely too focused on actresses. Even "tv personalities" in other fields sometimes have masters or JD degrees depending on their topic of commentary. But in general, if the only requirement is "brilliant and beautiful" then we can easily and quickly move away from hollywood and start asking "where are the beauties amongst the chattering class" instead of "who in hollywood managed to stumble through an undergraduate college degree?"
    frosted_fraggle's picture

    Well, there is the

    Cambridge educated, outspoken, witty, Ellen-guest-staring, amazingly-beautiful-if-not-playing-a-Nanny-or-a-Hogwarts- professor Emma Thompson

    Emma Thompson

    ravennaromance's picture

    ooo

    i have to say Emma Thompson is a fave of mine! ^_^
    juls's picture

    Well

    I do need to list my other fellow Vassar alumni: Meryl Streep '71 Drama and Erin Daniels '95 Art History.

    astifledchance's picture

    Shakira

    She's the kind of woman where the more you learn about her the more you admire her.

    She's a great musician, writing her own music and lyrics, playing a number of instruments..and of course her vocals are distinctive and unique.

    She started her own foundation when she was 18 years old.

    She was appointed a Unicef Goodwill Ambassador in 2003

    Has given money and time to a number of other causes.

    Plus, she's adorable and sexy simultaneously. :) And I'm not the only one who thinks so :)

    shakira

     

    ravennaromance's picture

    I agree with you

    shakira is a lovely latina. She's just gorgeous ^_^ and bilingual!
    NorthernStar's picture

    Shakira is actually of Arab decent

    Her family immigrated to Colombia from Lebanon, and Shakira is an Arab name.
    Cailean's picture

    Not correct...

    her father while of Lebanese descent was born in New York and is probably as Arabic as the Zero. Her mother was born Columbian. So they did not immigrate from Lebanon and she is actually a mix of a US-American father and a Latin-American mother.
    blabbermouth's picture

    Shakira gets my vote too

    Nothing more attractive than a beautiful, strong, independent musician who can actually play an instrument or three, ANNNND writes her own songs. Rock on....

     

    ravennaromance's picture

    Umm you forgot Jordana Brewster

    A YALE degree?? C'mon. Get on the ball. Plus she's smokin hot. SMOKIN HOT.
    CourtNYC's picture

    Maggie Gyllenhaal

    I have always adored her.  She is gorgeous, classy, smart, and just seems very grounded.  She is definitely in my top 10!
    Rituximab's picture

    Disturbing...

    The women in that original link may be hot and brainy, but the commenters sure aren't...
    Beemer's picture

    missed another one

    Umm, what about Jennifer Beals? Gorgeous and a Yale graduate. I'm surprised Scribegrrl hasn't mentioned this one already.
    orangeredsun's picture

    natalie: Natalie Portman.

    natalie: Natalie Portman. Harvard grad. hot. enough said.natalie: Natalie Portman. Harvard grad. hot. enough said.

    GrbgRulz's picture

    what about...

    Emily Deschanel

    "Life's too short to be cool" -Shirley Manson-

    kshadow8's picture

    When I think of brainy actresses ...

    One of the first to come to mind is Geena Davis

    cbrammer's picture

    Meredith Salenger

    1992 graduated Cum Laude with a degree in Psychology from HARVARD University.

    Laney from Dream a Little Dream. *swoon*

    aaxander's picture

    "Where are the women with

    "Where are the women with actual advanced credentials?"

     

    Do honorary degrees count? ;)

    Off the top of my head I know Marlee Matlin has one, and Jodie Foster has three.

    lunakiss's picture

    Smart and Beautiful Womyn Entertainers

    I think we just got dissed... How obtaining two degrees does that count? Jordana Brewster definte Emma Thompson,my fav too, so is Danica M. Angla B is fav actress of all times. I ddin't know she went to Yale. Thanks for that fact. I can't think of any female entertainers just professional womyn in their fields
    DKHO's picture

    Annette Bening, Stockard Channing, Frances McDormand, et al.

    Annette Bening: B.A. Drama, San Francisco State University

    Stockard Channing: Bachelor's, Radcliffe

    Frances McDormand: B.A. Bethany College, M.F.A., Yale Univ School of Drama

    Holly Hunter: Bachelot's in Drama, Carnegie Mellon University

    Kyra Sedgewick: Bachelor's, USC

    Sandra Bullock: Bachelor's, East Carolina University

    DKHO's picture

    ... Susan Sarandon, Glenn Close ...

    Susan Sarandon: B.A., Catholic University of America

    Glenn Close: B.A., William & Mary (member, Phi Beta Kappa)

    Kathleen Turner: B.F.A., University of Maryland

    Ellen Barkin: B.A. History & Drama, Hunter College

    RenRiet's picture

    carleton and sandra oh!

    do you think that since i (like sandra) received a scholarship and  (unlike sandra) got my journalism degree at carleton university...that that makes me capable of becoming a famous actress? haha afterall...we were originally headed in the same direction.

    i love when you mention my hometown girl :) now if she could only hook up with a woman on grey's...

    bluebl00d's picture

    154 IQ

    Well I can't have a brainy actresses list without Sharon Stone who has an IQ of 154

     

    The woman is amazing. What she does for gay rights and HIV/AIDS organizations is remarkable. I love her.

    Tara21's picture

    Mira Sorvino

    "Graduated magna cum laude from Harvard University in 1989, with a BA in Chinese (East Asian Languages and Civilizations). Her honors thesis: "Anti-Africanism in the People's Republic of China" about the Nanjing Anti-African protests, which won the Harvard Hoopes Prize for writing." (imdb)

    Natazzz's picture

    Intelligence is more than getting a degree

    So are we saying that a(ny) university degree equals brainy?

    Really?

    Who doesn't have a BA these days...

    gali's picture

    LOL!

    Indeed! Even George W Bush has an BA from Yale! :)

    And while I am at it, I'd like to add Gillian Anderson to the list of beautiful and smart women.

     

    "call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

    orangeredsun's picture

    Well...

     

    I chose Natalie Portman not only for her degree but she does speeches about the environment and micro engineering. She has proven to be quite intelligent in that field.

     

     

     

    “The only thing that the world will not have enough of is exaggeration.”

    -- Salvador Dali

    gali's picture

    hey, :)

    I am totally with you as far as Portman is concerned but she has more than "just a BA from any university"!

     

    "call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

    KateLouise's picture

    Sandra's is way smart, but for a different reason

    This is not to put Sanra Oh down, but as a Carleton University student myself I felt it necessary to inform you that it is the university that gives out the most scholarships in all of Canada-even I got one- and its unfortunate nickname is Last Chance U. I think Sandra's intelligence is evident in her decision not to go to Carleton and instead head for a prestigious drama school in a way hipper city:)
    RenRiet's picture

    woah there!not every program

    woah there!

    not every program at Carleton is bad. i have a carleton journalism degree (which also happens to be the degree that sandra almost took)...and it is one of the most prestigious journalism schools in north america!

    there's no reason to be debbie downer just because you don't like your program...and ottawa is an awesome city!

    ps...giving high scholarships is a good thing...not something to knock. AND one of the recent nobel prize winners was a carleton grad.

    if you dislike Carleton so much...why are you there? 

    EllaMack's picture

    Jodhi May

    has a Masters in English Literature from one of the colleges at Oxford.

    If you want to go back a few years, Judy Holliday, who mostly played 'dumb blonds' (see Born Yesterday (for which she won an Oscar) or Adam's Rib) had an IQ of 172. Also going back a few years, Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr (Samson and Delilah, Dishonoured Lady, and famous for one of the first nude scenes in Ecstacy) co-invented a radio frequency-hopping system during WW2 that was used by the US navy in guiding torpedoes. Frequency hopping is now used in cell phones and WIFI technology. Alas, the patents lapsed before the telecommunications boom hit.

    roni1133's picture

    Aisha Tyler

    My favorite brainy, super hot actor is without a doubt Aisha Tyler.  She graduated from Dartmouth with a degree in political science (she minored in environmental policy) and planned to become an environmental lawyer before realizing she really wanted to be a stand up comedian and actor. 

    Intelligence is so sexy.  A few years ago, Aisha was on a celebrity episode of The Weakest Link.  She answered a question about King Lear correctly, and I actually swooned. :) 

    Sigh... I miss Talk Soup so much.

    damnhippie's picture

    Not An Actor...

    But Sarah Vowell.    MA from School of the Art Institute in Chicago.  I don't even find her super physically attractive (though she is a hottie) but her brains make me swoon.

    replicapants's picture

    Tina Fey is my homegurl!

    Tina Fey is my homegurl! B.A. in Drama at the University of Virginia. She's smart, geeky AND incredibly beautiful. I wouldn't mind seeing her dressed up as "slave Leia" for Halloween. Or... pretty much any day.

     

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    exevangel's picture

    The Oxbridge MA

    Be careful, all Oxbridge graduates with bachelors degrees are, after several years, also awarded a Master of Arts degree without any further work. It's one of the strangest parts of an odd system that survives as a relic of another time. An Oxbridge MA does not actually mean the same as an earned masters degree!
    Blasianbeatnik's picture

    Lisa Randall...

    Lisa Randall  is a leading theoretical physicist and expert on particle physics, string theory and cosmology. She works on several of the competing models of string theory in the quest to explain the fabric of reality, and was the first tenured woman in the Princeton University physics department and the first tenured female theoretical physicist at MIT and Harvard University. --Wikipedia

    She's Top Time's 100 Influential...and though she's not a quite in the entertainment biz, she's wrote tons of books in which she quotes Bjork and Eminem. And she's superhot!

    www.myspace.com/blasianbeatnik02

    MoPo's picture

    Geena Davis anyone?

    Geena Davis is a MENSA member

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