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Happy Memorial Day!

Your intrepid AfterEllen.com bloggers will be otherwise occupied on Monday, May 28, celebrating Memorial Day in one way or another. You know: Barbecuing, soaking up the sun and counting votes for the list of hotties (grumble). We'll be back Tuesday, with all the pop culture news that's fit to print (or, rather, that small subset that strikes our fancy).

If you find yourself at a loss this weekend, here are some ways to while away the three days:


1. Call Sarah Silverman at 1-877-SARAH07. Just don't dial it wrong.
2. Make some Dharma labels for your picnic foodstuffs.
3. Try to track down a copy of the Peanuts Memorial Day special, What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown? (Does anyone remember this?!)
4. Do a Memorial Day word search or logic puzzle.


And in honor of all that is patriotic, here's a game that's guaranteed to waste several hours and brain cells: Name the 50 states in 10 minutes. Good luck: It's harder than it sounds.

See you next week!

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  • Jayne Dough's picture

    27!Not bad for a Brit.

    27!

    Not bad for a Brit.

    wickedgrrl's picture

    Doh!

    I missed 12.  Talk about brain freeze.  In my defense my sister kept talking to me.  :)  I suggest warning people not to talk to you because the clock starts as soon as you click.
    Sally10825's picture

    I forgot New Hampshire!

    And I got interrupted 3 times by the phone!! So, it is better to be "incommunicado" to play!
    The first time I played this game was a 6 minutes thing, not 10, and it was after they did it on a "Friends" Episode, around Thanksgiving, and Ross misses also 1 State.  Joey got 55 States! LOL! Today I had to play by myself, because my girlfriend insisted that being German was a disadvantage!
    lesbian without borders
    watching's picture

    46

    Had problems with the east coast and missed 4
    lawnsprite's picture

    47!!

    Missed Nevada, New Hamshire, and Louisiana....  I should have had them all... oh well

    jix1125's picture

    50

    I got them all in 6:28. What.

    Edit: Just got them all in 3:03.

    Heartsease's picture

    50, but...

    I had a difficult time remembering Nevada and Nebraska (for some strange reason).

    The pressure...

    The pressure...
    ;-)

    Ace14's picture

    50 in 5:29

    The last state--Indiana--took about a minute and a half. And it took me about three tries to get Massachusetts spelled correctly.

     It probably helped that took two long road trips last year and drove through about 20 states.

    lifesucksinagoodway's picture

    girlfriend is away but i'm still gonna play

    my plan for a perfect weekend....cooler of coronas, blue chips, peach salsa, smokes, tunes and lots of beachtime...this is a weekend of building sandcastles and seeing who is going to share a beer with me...

    ysubassoon's picture

    50 in 5:43

    Most of them came pretty quickly, but I struggled a little with some of the Western states.

    "Brains grow love."--H. H. the Dalai Lama

    http://www.myspace.com/ysubassoon

    SeaPesco's picture

    50 States

    I forgot 5 :( Not too shabby though

    If ya'll liked that try this http://addictinggames.com/50states.html Just as fun

    ysubassoon's picture

    That map game you

    That map game you recommended is fantastic.  It doesn't get much easier each time you play, because they give you the states in a different order each time. Sometimes I place 49 out of 51 (including DC) perfectly, and sometimes it's a lot less.  I've always loved a challenge like this.

    "Brains grow love."--H. H. the Dalai Lama

    http://www.myspace.com/ysubassoon

    Sally10825's picture

    great game!

    I placed 44 States perfectly! And m y average error was 44 miles... I guess is not that bad!  The only thing that bothers me is that Alaska and Hawaii are NOT in the real place!  But at least one can see the form of them.
    lesbian without borders
    wickedgrrl's picture

    sweet

    I love this game.  I feel less smart than a 5th grader though.  :)  If you have a laptop I highly recommend connecting a mouse.  I have a hand cramp now. 
    TheDoomMerchant's picture

    States

    Ha! All of them and with 5:49 left over.

    Guess all those silly jingles from Elementary School weren't completely useless, after all.

     

     

    [I turn angry when I'm big and green.]

    Tallulah71's picture

    Linus

    I have a vhs copy of "What Have We Learned, Charlie Brown?". If you're a Linus fan like myself, this is a must have. I tear up everytime I hear him recite the poem "In Flanders Fields".
    Gobias Somecoffee's picture

    50 States

    I remember doing it when I saw it on The Planet Cast Forums and I think I got 45-ish.  I know I missed Texas and Massachusetts the first time.  How, I have no clue. I shall do it again since I'm bored out of my mind right now.
    lifesucksinagoodway's picture

    cosmic twin

    I am so bored out of my mind that I just tried to zip through the states...my mind wondered half way through it. I got stuck on ohio because I used to live there and started strolling down memory lane...geez definetly bored...
    golferinjeans's picture

    47

    I forgot Montana, Rhode Island and Wyoming. Happy Memorial Day weekend guys. Enjoy the sun and your beer. ;)
    hallyb's picture

    Ugh 49

    I can't believe I forgot Nebraska!! I had 48 states in 3 minutes and hit a wall. I got Minnesota and went catatonic for the last six minutes. I just kept singing Oklahoma in my mind over and over again. When they finally said I forgot Nebraska, part of my mind rebelled and refused to accept it as a state. Good job to those who got them all. I feel like I let my third grade teacher down... 

    boxofwhat's picture

    fifty nifty united states

    Did anyone else learn the states song in elementary school?  You know, "Fifty nifty united states from thirteen original colonies..." and then it proceeds to list them all in alphabetical order?  It's been 11 years, but I still remember most of it.  I always forget the Os, however.  I did manage to remember them after a few minutes for the game.

    bakeshow's picture

    i love that song

    it's probably been about 15 years, but that song helped me remember all 50 in 2:50
    Liltaith's picture

    Wehell ...

    25 ... and I couldn't for the love of my life remember Alaska. But songs helped me along as well with the trickier states (like Home sweet home Alabama or Oh, Carolina). Should brush up on my American geography though (I'm German ^^)

     Wehell, what's this memorial day about anyway? Is it the same as pentecost which is celebrated in Europe?

    Heartsease's picture

    Actually...

    I'm impressed!

    If you're from Germany and can name that many states...well...
    let me just say that there are a number of US citizens who would not be able to name that many states.  ;-)

    You did GREAT!
    (When I played this game...I was thinking that it wasn't fair to those living in other parts of the world.)

    Oh...and Memorial Day is a day to commemorate those who have died in military service. It is a day of rememberance. People often visit cemeteries and decorate the graves of soldiers  on Memorial Day. It's a time for people in the U.S. to say "thank you!" to those who have made the ultimate sacrifice. 

    soph's picture

    Missed 9

    Not too bad though, since I'm not from the US. I spent half a minute trying to spell Tennessee before giving up and deciding that it can't possibly be a state.

    wavers's picture

    42

    again not bad for a Brit - but temporariliy living in NC so should have done better!
    dairyqueen's picture

    missed 16...

    Nice game! Well I missed 16, but I am German. Did not realize you had so many states starting with "M"! Songs can really help, but I remembered Bob Dylan only to sing about West Virginia...
    rainbowcelt's picture

    Oh well

    48/50, missed Maryland and Nebraska. Bummer.
    Noclaf's picture

    worst yet!

    I missed eleven, and I don't even have the out-of-country excuse. I apologize to everyone in the Midwest and New England, apparently your states just aren't on my radar.
    snarky2007's picture

    What in 'tarnations!

    I got 45. Ugh. I immediately remembered 45 and spend the rest of the 9 minutes thinking...whats missing...darn you Tennessee!!! I tried to think of sports teams...

    Its just like the 7 dwarves...can you remember them? lol. I can now.

    Heartsease's picture

    Nebraska!

    Ha! I have to laugh!
    Several of us have forgotten Nebraska.
    What's up with that?

    Those poor Nebraskans...
    ;-)

    Gobias Somecoffee's picture

    Omaha Steaks!

    That's how I remembered Nebraska.  I've always wanted to try them but I don't think they deliver to Canada.
    raynbow6's picture

    haha

     I live in Omaha, and I used to work there, and I'll tell you, man we'd have taste testing and all that.. mm mm good. And I think they actually do deliver there. If I can remember, we've delivered overseas. Who knows, it was a year ago, I could be wrong..

    ~They call me the Remedy, not talkin curing colds, but I can heal ya body in jus one stroke~

    dejablu's picture

    escape from the midwest

    Forget the steaks.  I want a runza!!
    raynbow6's picture

    how about

     I make u a nice home cooked meal 4 u instead.. lol. Runza's overrated sorry.

    ~They call me the Remedy, not talkin curing colds, but I can heal ya body in jus one stroke~

    dejablu's picture

    anytime

    I miss Runza and I miss Don & Millie's, but when it comes down to it, home cooking always rules. 

    RELvoxballroom's picture

    with 6 minutes and 18 seconds to spare

    All of them.

    I guess I should thank my 6th grade music teacher for making us learn that state song.

    Mal10's picture

    I missed 13...

    not bad for a Canadian on the west coast!!
    varsha's picture

    YAY!

    hey i did it... yay! which i think is awsome.. due to the fact that im not even american.. lol i did however forgot indiana but at the 44second mark i remembered

    time to celebrate

    Drinks on me !  :)

    dont you just love a brunette?

    Dots58's picture

    I got 48

    I missed Vermont and Massachusetts. Now how's that for ironic?
    chelley's picture

    48 but I am a Brit..

    so I'm pretty happy with that.  Forgot Arkansas and Massachusetts!
    RuggedAscent's picture

    Holiday Monday

    Alright... I've played all the games.  Come back!  Your Canadian friends are getting bored and restless while we're at work like suckers!  Hope you're having a Happy Memorial Day.  :)
    lng's picture

    46 for a brit i'm impressed with myself

     I used to be able to do them in alphabetical order... I guess i'm getting old. These are the ones I forgot

    Arizona, Colorado, Indiana, Iowa

     

    neilegni's picture

    Did it!

    Named all 50 with 5:12 minutes to spare. Score!
    kcoss's picture

    I want to get married now

    youtube has a video on lesbian celebrity weddings..(well I just found one) but still it was so beautiful..a French singer Ane Laure Sibon and gf Vanessa getting married in Belgium...left me breathless

    alimak's picture

    the video

    Hey I think I just the video the person above me was talking about I thought I would post the link it really is beautiful

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53jpncAYpko

    potdotscot213's picture

    There's more than 10 states??

    I got 10.

    i'm pretty sure i did this before and got much higher. hmm.. i'll hang my head in shame.

    alimak i checked out your link was a pretty sweet wedding!! but i did had to cringe at the duet....
    Gemini84's picture

    awww..

    that youtube video was so sweet and touching...they seem so in love and I was diggin how both of them were in wedding dresses...loves it!
    jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

    Ass Tattoo

    I once dated a woman with all fifty states' names tattooed on her ass. Being an ass-woman, it's unfair of me to say that I can name them all in under ten minutes, but I can. Hmmm, wonder what that indicates about my...nevermind.
    KATIA's picture

    waiting

    cant wait to see the list of the 10 hotties!! hurry up guys!! lol!

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