Today is Cynthia Nixon's 41st birthday. I hope Christine showers you with presents, Cynthia, but no matter what you get, it won't compare to the gift you gave us when you came out.

Nixon has two movies slated for 2007, The Babysitters and Lymelife. The Babysitters is about a teenager who "turns her babysitting service into a call-girl service for married guys after fooling around with one of her customers." Whoa. But hey, anything's better than those silly Fresh Direct commercials Nixon has been doing.