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French and Saunders tip the velvet(een)

An AfterEllen reader (thanks, krock!) sent me this fabulous French and Saunders parody of Tipping the Velvet. It's called "Tippin O' the Velveteen" and was featured in their Christmas Puddings special in 2002. (The clip is at the end of this post.)

I don't know what I love more — the parody itself, of "lascivious lesbiana," or the fact that the U.K. is so awesome. I mean, clearly French and Saunders assumed that the average viewer had seen the BBC adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. And that was probably a fair assumption, because Brits are that awesomely broad-minded in their TV viewing.

Never mind, here's what I really like best: Jennifer Saunders in a top hat and tails. Now that's hot. (Even if she is looking a little Clockwork Orange-ish in this photo.)

Saunders did the perfect spoof of Keeley Hawes' Kitty Butler — right down to the arched eyebrow and pursed lips:

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  • zarathustra's picture

    hilarious

    omg, that was hilarious.  esp the first half.  Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

    captainmickey2's picture

    Priceless

    Hilarious!

    The BBC is awesome.

    jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

    Priceless!

    The recap at the end was priceless! Priceless! Those fake breasts freaked me out a little bit. But not in an altogether bad way, I just wasn't expecting those collapsible nipples.
    smokinbluegrass's picture

    Yet another reason why I

    Yet another reason why I want to go back to the land of my ancestors.                                           --Talk Derby to me.
    NLL's picture

    I've seen it before, and I

    I've seen it before, and I never get tired of watching it. French and Saunders are their usual brilliant selves in that.
    Omega II's picture

    Thanks

    I'm hurting from laughing now. Well done.
    nerocorvo's picture

    hee

    I have always had a crush on Jennifer Saunders...
    perfectflaw75's picture

    I love French & Saunders

    They've been cross dressing for their spoofs for ages (and playing with gender and sexuality). From the top of my head: The Poo Stripes (with Jennifer Saunders as Jack White), Bros (British 80s boy band), LotR, Batman, Jennifer Saunders as Bono... There's just too many to mention. 

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    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

    losering's picture

    jennifer saunders and dawn

    jennifer saunders and dawn french are so amazing.  if you like that clip you should check out French and Saunders - Back with a Vengeance.
    Sutti's picture

    French and Saunders parodies

    French and Saunders parodies are never less than hilarious. And I love Jennifer Saunders' impressions - they're always great! (Plus I've got a bit of a thing for her...)
    notl33t's picture

    Oh, the pain in my side from laughing . . .

    But it feels so good to laugh. :) I love French and Saunders.
    Blitz's picture

    Jennifer Saunders

    I love love Jennifer Saunders. I'm such a huge AbFab fan.

    Thanks to youtube I discovered 'French & Saunders'. I'll be eternal grateful for that.

    Other great movie parodies are 'Cold Turkey (movie Cold Mountain) and a Silence of the lamb parody.

    Cold Turkey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE4dyN4tPqo

    godsbedamned's picture

    they're brilliant

    Also, Dawn can morph into anyone. You have to see her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch spoof from the mid-90s. Hilarious. I love their parodies, in particular - so many levels of brilliance. Each time you watch you realize how complexly layered they are.

    finalgirl's picture

    as always...

    ...effing hilar. The subtle incorporation of "Lady Marmalade" into the musical number is hysterical.

    Their parody of Misery is not to be missed, either. I heart French & Saunders.

    fagashtash's picture

    One of my faves!

    This has definitely always been one of my fave French and Saunders skits! Dawn definitely can morph into anyone, I love her as "Catherine Spartacus Zeta-Douglas-Jones" too - but hey, I just love anything to do with Catherine.

     Catherine Spartacus Zeta-Douglas-Jones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqyp96gmtxs

    not only but also's picture

    Don't get funny!

    They're always throwing that line around and it always makes laugh. But "Don't get funny - it's Christmas night"... that takes the cake. Love it! And I'm old enough and (originally) English enough to pick the other parody at the beginning - did anyone else used watch "The Olden Days"? with the audience ooo-ing and ahh-ing at the MC's loquacity?

    My favourite F&S parody was actually one of their first - Dangerous Liaisons, when their dresses matched the curtains and they were sharing unbelievably complicated gossip when Dawn said that someone was having an "affair with a porcupine...sorry, a CONcubine. I always get those confused."  

    To all those expressing their undying crushes for Jennifer Saunders, I'm sorry to tell you she's been married forever to the very funny Adrian Edmonson (who's probably almost as famous as her everywhere but the US) and they have about 500 children. But you can still dream.

    Not Only But Also

    dejablu's picture

    Jam & Jerusalem

    Jennifer Saunders daughter played her character's daughter in one of the few episodes of Jam & Jerusalem I saw.  There was no mistaking her either, she looked so like her mum. 

    I know that Dawn French is married to comic Lenny Henry, but offhand the only thing I can ever remember him for is being the voice of the obnoxious shrunken head in one of the Harry Potter films, The Prison of Azkahban, I believe.  Dawn was briefly in that film as well. 

    chellexx's picture

    How could I have missed

    How could I have missed that! I love French and Saunders, but can honestly say I have never seen that scetch??? Was great to see..
    potdotscot213's picture

    Acers!

    FRICKIN ACE! I totally love french and saunders.....man i'm sad it's ended. and the vicar of dibley finished and ab fab- damn it!! lets just pray for a reunion soon!!
    Anachronism's picture

    French and Saunders are brilliant

    Green wing :D

    Sue White = elongated arms

    locachica's picture

    They are nothing short of brilliant

    You Tube is full of hysterical, fantastic clips of them. God, how I wish I could see everything they ever did, because I NEVER stop laughing.
    not only but also's picture

    Correction ... and ...

    Well my father has just reminded me it was called the Good Old Days, not the Olden Days. Not that I'm sure anyone cares. But I was looking at the BBC website and there's a picture of the new (new to me anyway) Dr Who and his HOT!!! assistant. (Wearing leather - do I need to say more?) What's that about? Are any of the UK readers able to fill me in here? Have we returned to the days of a (he-hem) glamorous Dr's assistant? (Not that anyone will ever replace Sara-Jane Smith in my affections...) 

    Not Only But Also

    jix1125's picture

    Rachael Stirling interview

    Rachael Stirling appeared on this Brit talk show in 2002. It's hilarious, and she appears a bit drunk. Also, HAWT as usual.
    Hopeless_Savage's picture

    Oh yes

    French and Saunders FTW :-D
    godsbedamned's picture

    They do great opera divas, too

    Yeah, Dawn's Catherine Zeta-Douglas Spartacus Jones impersonation is spot on, especially the one where she calls Michael Douglas her granddad. I just laugh thinking of it.

    I also love the Thelma & Louise parody, too, especially when it's revealed they're driving somewhere in England... so funny. Part of what makes their parodies so brilliant, I think, is how reflexive they are. They always break the fourth wall (I think that's the phrase) and start talking to each other (e.g., asking, "Are you going to do the accent?" "I am doing the accent." or getting on each other's nerves). So different from the parodies I've seen (on US TV).

    Their opera divas skit, which isn't a movie parody, is also ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! 

    phunky18's picture

    Funny!

    I love Saunders' face when she smells Nancy Boy's hand and when she tells her to put the glove back on. And when Nancy says 'Do you think I smell like a mermaid?'. Hilarious.

    not only but also's picture

    Mrs Peel's daughter!

    I had no idea Rachael Sterling was Diana Rigg's daughter! Thanks for the Frank Skinner clip jinx1125. Imagine that - having Mrs Peel as your mum. So Diana Rigg played Mrs Peel in the Avengers opposite Patrick MacNee as John Steed and of course Joanna Lumley played Purdy opposite MacNee in the New Avengers before reigniting her career years later as Patsy in AbFab opposite Jennifer Saunders, who developed the show around a sketch she originally wrote with Dawn French. Which brings us full circle.

    And Patrick MacNee's mother was a lesbian (at least, I remember him saying so on a talk show years ago). So there you go. 

    OK it's official. I need to get a life.

    Not Only But Also

    auntiel's picture

    Clatterford

    Which just goes to show that everyone really is connected..... Is no-one watching Clatterford (Jam & Jerusalem) ????

    Joanna Lumley is hilarious in it, but Dawn French had me choking with laughter when she found the 'Jesus potato'.

    Thanks for the trip back to The Golden Days - I had completely forgotten about that.

    ritasue's picture

    They are brilliant. This is

    They are brilliant. This is one of my favorite sketches:

    Opera ladies lol which only really works if you know the song I should be so lucky, but hey I didn't know it and still found it funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80knHbZMVXE

    zarathustra's picture

    F&S

    Thx to everyone for the links.  I spent the morning watching F&S clips and laughing my ass off.  And spewing coffee.  So my computer’s a little sticky, but I can’t think of a better way to start my day.  Going out with a big smile now :D

    leilaleila's picture

    nan's voice

    I couldn't stop laughing when French came out with that Nan voice thing. The original actress's voice really was over the top. Saunders is HOT HOT HOT.
    godsbedamned's picture

    Yeah, this is great

    Yeah, this is great, knowing there are other F & S AfterElleners out there!

     I don't get BBC America, so I can't watch Jam & Jerusalem (Clatterford), save for the excerpts on YouTube. It seems like it's been picked up in the UK for a second season, which is great. I think Jennifer Saunders has shot the pilot for a solo-starring programme, Vivienne Vyle, about a talk show psychologist, I think. And, I've heard she's reteaming with Dawn for a tour next year. That should be great!

    campbellsj's picture

    I Had Never...

    heard of French and Saunders until this blog post.

     All I can say is: This proves that I live in the wrong country. I've spent the past 2 days Youtubing for French and Saunders clips and I haven't stopped laughing since.

    Love, love, love, love.

    zarathustra's picture

    brilliant

    I came home and went straight to their movie parodies - Misery, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.  My stomach still hurts from laughing.

      

     

    Now if only they would do a spoof of Bad Girls...

    notshane's picture

    French Saunders sarcasm...

    with a raised eyebrow she can convey so many things!
    dejablu's picture

    Downtown

    There is a commercial currently running that features the old Petula Clark song, Downtown.  I can't even hear that song now without bursting into fits of giggles thinking of the Gape commercial on F&S Live revolving around that song. 

    Dawn French is without a doubt my favorite pathological upstager. 

    SophieSt.Lucas's picture

    Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders

    Frickin ace! Still don't think they're up there with Jane Turner and Gina Riley tho.
    SophieSt.Lucas's picture

    Catherine Spartacus Zeta-Douglas Jones

    Dawn French is hilarious - the cross over from real accent to American accent is spot on - but her Welsh accent is really bad! lol. It made me cringe!
    Agent Starling's picture

    Apologies in advance, but

    Apologies in advance, but I’m going to be the lone voice of dissent here!

     

    Firstly, let me just say that I used to love F&S, but I don’t think they’ve been officially funny now for the last decade or so (maybe apart from the odd sketch). Most of the stuff they do now is painfully unfunny, and these film/TV parodies are so tiresome, but it’s something they always seem to fall back on when they run out of fresh ideas.

    not only but also's picture

    Gina Riley/Jane Turner???OK

    Gina Riley/Jane Turner???

    OK SophieStLucas, I give up. How on earth has a good Welsh lass heard of them? Don't tell me Kath and Kim actually made it beyond Australia? That's brilliant. But does the extremely Australian (actually, extremely Melbourne!) context translate? (Kim: But I want to be effluent mother. Kath: You ARE effluent, Kimmy, you ARE!)

    And Agent Starling, don't worry, you're not alone. I agree with you - it was all downhill after the second series. Actually, it was all down hill since Five Go mad on Mescalin.

    Not Only But Also

    SophieSt.Lucas's picture

    Gina Riley and Jane Turner are legends

    Kath and Kim's my favourite programme - I honestly could sit all day and watch them, and it never gets old. I own all the dvd's so my mates and I have them constantly on repeat! (Actually, I quote from them quite a lot, "Ah well done Kim, You're not a pretty face!"). Kath and Kim is shown on the BBC over here, they have quite a good slot actually. And yeah, the humour does translate really well over here. It's very similar to the British I think, or maybe it's just the Welsh humour?! I love Sharon too, she's hilarous!

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