You've probably seen "Caption This!" posts on other blogs. We've been wanting to give that a try too. Take a look at this shot from Bloodrayne, starring Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken:
Here's my weak attempt: "Dammit, Michelle, how many times do I have to tell you? Touch the points together. It's YMCA, not Y-M-C-V-with-a-crossbar."
I know you can do better. Leave your caption in the comments!
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on June 20, 2007 - 10:43am.
"I know they're both pretty...but just pick one already!!!"
Michelle to Kristanna
"I told you last night, I like 2 better than 1!"
:)
So, this lesbian walks into a bar....
Michelle: "Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?!"
Kristanna: "Hardy har. What's with holding TWO Michelle - you got SWORD ENVY?"
Michelle: "You know it baby, and they're BOTH for YOU!"
Kristanna: "Well, they say the SWORD is mightier than the PEN(IS)"
Michelle: *groans* "Jees Kris, your puns are killin' me here! Got any painkillers JANE?"
Kristanna: *rolls eyes* "Oh that's SO original 'Chelle....."
*ad lib bitchiness until end of scene*
I Suck
At this game... but....
"How many times do I have to tell you, Loken? YOU be Gabrielle and I'll be Xena!"
When she calls my name, I turn and in that instant I lose my heart. This is the love of my life.
- Kate Mulgrew
actually
That was pretty darn funny!
"When Willa turned and kissed her, Louie thought in her head, this is my first kiss. It wasn't, of course, she'd kissed a number of boys, and done more too, but she'd never, ever felt as if she were falling off a cliff."
Help Kristanna!
...I can’t handle them…these swords are way too straight for me!BOGO
Shudder!
I admit i watched Bloodrayne. And i hated myself for that. That was one of the crappiest swordplays i have seen.... Not only was the handling of the swords sloppy, but also look at the swords themselves! With a budget of 25 Mio. I would have expected them to get at least a decent set of swords and blades.... so here is my caption.
KL: "Wait! Don't do it!"
MR: "Why not?!" *growls*
KL: "If you kill Uwe Boll your next prison stay will be longer than a few hours... ."
Here we go...
MR: Y'know, he just didn't measure up.
KL: No wonder you turned to the dark side.
*Insert groan if required*
No Kristanna, really,
foreplay
Michelle: “Are you as turned on as me?”
Kristanna: “Let’s break out the other ‘toys.’”
"Kristanna ...
hold your legs THIS way ... "
Lisa
Swords
"Y'know, I think I'd be able to act better if these things actually looked sharp.."
~The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure~
My Lame Attempt
"Yeah, so I call the left one Smitey and the right one Bitey sos I can yell Smitey Bitey! What do you call yours?"
"George."
*falls off chair*
Damn, that's funny Badger! Smitey Bitey just became my new favourite thing to yell at strangers!
When she calls my name, I turn and in that instant I lose my heart. This is the love of my life.
- Kate Mulgrew
When I played WoW I named my
Michelle: Can’t we play
Michelle: Can’t we play doctor instead, these things are kinda heavy?
Kristanna: Alright you big baby, but we keep the leather outfits.
um...
V for vagina?
Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
"Ready? Winner gets to wear
Ouch
I will pluck you with my giant tweezers.
"If I win..."
Kristana: "Okay...if you win you're straight, but if I win..." *Grins evily*
I can't do subtle.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
You want me to put these
My turn!!
To quote Kristanna herself in her Advocate interview concerning Michelle:
Kristanna: I thought you were my very hot housekeeper, aren't you supposed to be holding a broom?
Michelle: No, I'm not a maid, I'm a B-list actress, just like you. I was a spy in your home learning the B-list secrets. And now that you know the truth about me, I must beat you to death with this blunt wooden B-list movie budget-financed prop.
Kristanna: So you didn’t mean it when you said you loved cleaning my house and that you’d love it forever? What about those short inaudible conversations we had while the vacuum cleaner was on, did they mean nothing to you? Why won’t you commit to the publicity seeking pseudo-love that we share?
Michelle(running away): No hablo ingles.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Dean Acheson
Oops, wrong movie. I'm still cracking up though.
weak attempts abound
that's so clearly not a v...
I had such high hopes
Kristanna: Why are you squinting?
Michelle: Now you have a little head. Just don't move.
*Clang* (The sound of two swords slapping together.)
*snorts*
I snorted. Funny ladies.
Badger, I'm totally staying away from you if you ever come around here with a wooden mallet. Is that what you said? Sheesh my STM is REALLY becoming a problem these days...
When she calls my name, I turn and in that instant I lose my heart. This is the love of my life.
- Kate Mulgrew
:: fun ::
why is it we can never get
why is it we can never get dressed up for a night on the town in leather without you bringing out those silly things. if ive told you once ive told you 100 times we will NEVER get into Hyde faster if you threaten the bouncers
Bring it!!
My contribution...
KL: I told you to take out the trash!!!
MR: Yeah, and you promised to do the dishes!!!
*Rolls eyes*
True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one's self, but the point is not only to get out, you must stay out; and to stay out you must have some absorbing errand. -Henry James
Couldn't resist
say...
Is that a sword in your hand or are you happy to see me?
"When Willa turned and kissed her, Louie thought in her head, this is my first kiss. It wasn't, of course, she'd kissed a number of boys, and done more too, but she'd never, ever felt as if she were falling off a cliff."
another stab...
Michelle: My career has gone to sh*t, I mean look at these awful roles I’m playing.
Kristanna: Yeah I know, but doesn’t my ass look great in these pants?
Again
Michelle: Honey, do these swords make me look fat?
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Dean Acheson
Ok i'll stop
Michelle: I told you, I'm twice the man you'll ever be....
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Dean Acheson
How's this for one?
Michelle Rodriguez: Do you think I'm overrated?
Kristanna Loken: Yes.
Ok so maybe not yet
Kristanna: I'm gonna win this staring contest if it's the last thing I do.
Michelle: Oh yeah? Bring it on!!
Kristanna: Oh it's already been "broughten"
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Dean Acheson
I raise you one..
Michelle: Hey Kris, how’s my cleavage look when I do this?
Kristanna: ………..uh.
my turn
MR: the pinata will be lowered in any second now... get ready to hit it...!
Thinking...
KL - She's not as skinny as that Kate chic. But I guess to boost media coverage, we'll take a whirl at each other. It can't do that much damage to my career, can it?
SEE THE IRONY?!
When she calls my name, I turn and in that instant I lose my heart. This is the love of my life.
- Kate Mulgrew
Whoever WIns
MR - Whoever wins gets to sleep with Kate Moennig
KL - Deal
.....well i guess we know who won...