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"Big Brother" becomes "Big Sister"

Series 8 of the U.K. reality show Big Brother has begun, with a twist: An all-girl house. The Daily Mail sums it up (or maybe hypes it up) thusly:

"The housemates looked horrified as it slowly dawned that they had entered a man-free zone. But Big Brother is rumoured to be introducing a hunky male contestant on Friday."

The female contestants include a 60-year-old (the oldest contestant ever) and a "bisexual political protester." Well, duh. I mean, redundant much? How many protesters do you know who aren't political? (Ha ha, gotcha.)

So, yeah, a "hunky male" arrives tomorrow. I get that this show courts controversy in an effort to boost ratings, but what's the idea here? A crossover with The Bachelor? Or just soft porn? It's reminding me of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You know the one.

Here are a few photos of the contestants as they arrived at the Big Brother house this week:


Nicky and Shabnam — Nicky says men are "nasty little creatures," so she'll be just fine.


Carole and Lara. Yep, Carole is the bisexual political protestor. She said, "I am gonna shake [the house] something rotten." Great, that'll stop the war!


Identical twins Sam and Amanda. When Carole met them, she said, "Oh, this is going to be fun."

Will Carole become the next Shilpa Shetty or the next Jade Goody? Will the twins re-enact The Parent Trap? Channel 4 is trying to keep things above board this time: "House rules have been updated to warn against bullying and to make clear that it is unacceptable to make offensive remarks on the grounds of race, religion or sexuality." OK, those of you on fairer shores who actually get to watch this: Keep us posted!

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  • netgirl1983's picture

    Did the twins just come out

    Did the twins just come out of the cradle or what? They look soooo young.

    Aren't contestants supposed to be OVER 18?

     

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    flistopher's picture

    Well... they are 18 so I

    Well... they are 18 so I guess the rule is 18 and over. Although in this case I wish they'd made an exception, they're so bloody annoying!

    I got a slight gay vibe from Lesley (who I think is the oldest contestent ever) from her introduction video, due to the pant suit and the golf clubs, but apparently she doesn't like *any* music! How is that even possible?! So I hope that she's not now :)

    I wouldn't necessarily think they'd put a 'hunky' guy in, as such, so we'll just have to wait and see...

    Sally10825's picture

    Not a fan

    I feel thatBig Brother is just a bunch of people laying on the sofas... for that I rather see myself just laying around the house!  Although I must admit I saw one of the Big Brother versions in Spain, because there was this gay guy that falls for another one in there, and it was funny how they try to "hook up"... oh and in Spain they don't have any kind of censorship. They show everything.
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    Gobias Somecoffee's picture

    I watch too much tv

    I can't wait until the US version starts since I don't get the UK one here.  The contestants get to "arrive" at the house in fancy cars?  Is that how it goes for BBUS because that'd be kind of awesome?

    It's not just a bunch of people laying around.  They have competitions.  But it is mostly just people hooking up and drama.  The US one censors everything.  No swearing, nothing.  Bulgaria doesn't censor. ;)

    smidge's picture

    Uhh...

    You kinda missed out a picture of the most important contestant - Emily.

    Yes please :D

    maddyboom's picture

    oof.

     

    hot twins.

    yumm.

     

     

    <3 maddy boom.
    "incite a revolution then go work on my tan."

    tartnoir's picture

    Emily...

    Emily... hmmm... announced proudly in her introductory video that she was a fan of "indie music", a new kind of music that was taking over the charts... Up until that point I was on her side - when will you young folk ever learn? What revolutionary genre of music will Emily and her rich pals discover next? Rave? Hip-hop? The charleston?

    Carole - I love her, prompted some serious laughs in our house... she claims to be "representing East London"... where I happen to live. I'd rather be represented by her than any other the others. Swears like a trooper, bless her.

    Tracey - good Lord! A poster child/woman for the anti-drugs brigade. Can't stop gurning / slash throwing bizarre shapes... talks about herself in the third person. NO NEED.

    Laura - potential winner...

    Charley - first impression? Slapper. Second impression? Slap her.

    Other than that, apart from Lesley, it's the usual group of vacuous, fame hungry, rich boyfriend seeking, designer handbag / clothes / make-up loving bunch of idiots.  

    Tscgrad06's picture

    Oh the twins...

    Well it has been official for a very long time, but I have reached a breaking point with feces. "Reality" shows suck and aren't at all that close to real, we all know that, but I am so tired of people's agents pushing them to get on any reality show as to get exposure. When I see that picture of the twins I see right off that the one in the car has a crown on her head, they're wearing no clothes (in my book,) and the one outside of the car has a sucker in her skirt... what the fuck man? TsC
    dejablu's picture

    Say it isn't so!

    Is this the reason that they cancelled Sugar Rush?

    So they could give this crapfest 30 minutes of additional airtime?

    Stupid wankers.

    flistopher's picture

    Nah... surely not!

    I don't know facts or anything, but I doubt them cancelling Sugar Rush had anything to do with Big Brother seeing as it's on every day and Sugar Rush was only on once a week.

    Where did you hear this though? I must look into it! Cos it's bloody rubbish if it's true! xxx

    alt.shane's picture

    big sister

    more salacious gossip from Britain's tabloid media, my apologies in advance.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007250410,00.html

     

    POSH Big Brother babe Emily Parr had a coke-fuelled lesbian romp in front of pals at a party, it was revealed yesterday.

    The 19-year-old — who has posted pictures of herself on a website looking “wasted” next to a toilet — left partygoers stunned as she stripped another girl.

    Emily then fondled her boobs before disappearing into a bedroom with her for the night.

    She also performed crude acts on lads at the bash and did a raunchy lapdance for one — next to his girlfriend. One partygoer said: “We were at this girl’s house outside Bristol last April and I saw Emily sniffing coke in the kitchen.

    “Someone suggested Emily and another girl should get off together and she was well up for it.”

     

    So she loses all inhibitions when she drinks? She could win.

     

    As for the twins, I'm not sure about the Parent Trap but they have expressed a desire to 'share' a man as he won't know which one is which!

     

    All in all, the single gender set up worries me. Despite all the Queens and Maggie, Britain is a very misogynistic place and as BB will exploit anything and anyone to spin the media merrygoround. I expect to see women at their worst. I hope Carole can brainwash them all quicksharp with Greenham Common rhetoric :)

    So they drop in a 'hunky man' later today, I bet claws are being sharpened as I type.

    Would they ever drop a solitary woman in a house with 11 men? No.

     

     

    wake_up's picture

    Brilliant.

    I love big brother. I don't think the show is that bad, it's peoples behaviour that is the disturbing part.

    I ADORE the twins. I think there is something kinda ethereal and fairy like about them and they are living on a totally different planet where everything seems to be fun and exciting and people never lost their innocence. They make me wish I had a twin to be silly with like that.

    The only girl I don't like is Charley. She is scary. Shebnam is hot and the rest are going to make for an awesome season of BB. Especially Laura, she seems to be my kind of person. So far.

     

    UK Big Brother is the best franchise out there, here in Australia our BB sucks and is not worth even checking out. It's like 15 boring average looking people in their mid twenties who have nothing to talk about sit around sun baking.


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