We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" Season 1, "Locked Up"

it was funny.

i apprciate that yall take the time to do these blogs!

I was wondering where it was. :D

=]

Been waiting forever for this...

The re-enactments of late of been amazing.

Yes, 45 minutes!!!

Karmen throwing her notepad was so hilarious.  Such anger. LOL.

tello hearts you Dara!

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With no power, tv, etc.  This is just what I was waiting for all day, even though I have to go to starbucks to get internet it was worth it!

 KEEP WGN ALIVE! =)

manatees are awesome

i went to jail once and i didnt use my one phone call  but i was in the cell with this cracked out lady. in the morning well im guessing it was morning anyways she was sleeping with her shirt over her head and her tits hanging out. why couldnt i be put in with some hot lady and play math games 

jills wall sex was to funny

did anyone else keep hearing a vacuum cleaner

you do look a bit like Tina :P but that's hot!

funny vlog ladies, I dont want it to end! :(

Jill, do you eat only kosher food? even people in here [Israel] dont eat just kosher.. but most of the time we do. :)

I loved it thanks Jill, Karman and Dara!

Also, can anyone please tell me what reference or inside joke Dara said that made Karman bow to her? What does it mean?

I suppose i'm not cool enough to know the answer but i'm still curious :P

Thanks xoxo 

I loved how long it was and I'm going to miss this so much.

And yes, Karman does look a bit like Laurel Holloman especially in those blond wigs.

FINALLY IS HERE!!! I was going crazy!!!! I'm waiting for the episode all day and I have to say, THIS GILRS WOULD NEVER DISSAPOINT ME, I mean they did awesome, specially the recap of the Bette and Candence jail scene. GREAT JOB GIRLS!!! and the puppy punch therapy session.

But sadly now I realise that we only have one more episode left, which is the saddest thing, but on the other hand... the ending of this vlog means that our loved girls have other projects to work on and that is great, because I really think that they deserve something extremely amazing for all they time that they've share with all of us.

So thank you girls for the episode.

Great episode...can't believe there's only one left :(

Karman: Space age hair? Was Neelix from Star Trek Voyager. I may as well admit it...I love that show. There was eye candy :D

With a heavy heart I watch this episode.

Although I must say I'm oddly surprised. For some reason I thought this was going to be the last one. I forgot the first 2 seasons were originally 13 shows long, not 12.

Jill Bennett has sex with Dolphins! Awesome episode...especially the wall part, that was fun. But the art thing in the episode just doesn´t make sense to me, bette is looking at it and she´s like; oh it's like shes searching for a feeling.....errrr. I don't think its art to be honest.

Stand by me Tribute; http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPf-XB-IrE 

I talked about this before on AE (I believe it was about the Betty interview) and I'm so, so glad that I'm not the only one who absolutely hates the forced storylines that the writers feel like they HAVE to talk about. If there's one thing I hate about The L Word, it's that the writers try to cover every important topic that involves the queer community. I'm sorry but I personally feel like it's borderline uncomfortable.

So anyway... thanks for mentioning it and thanks for another great vlog.

Exceptional job this week, ladies!! Hard to know where to start, but this seems as good a place as any -

Quote of the Week: "I don't need a ride; Godot is picking me up"!!!

Dara rules!!

Much like Karman, if someone rubs me below the belly button, I take that as a green light.

The philistines are at the gate, and Bette's eyeing Candy's ass! Also, those two almost started playing tonsil hockey in the paddy wagon! Talk about inappropriate...

How many great lines this week?: "I've written checks, so shut it!"

"Jenny's a hit of acid you didn't ask for!"

"I'm not porn for straight guys!"

Loved Candace as a hammer with hair! Also loved Karman strangling the Bette puppet!

I'd rather eat almost anything than a White Castle burger, just for the record...

This vlog just keeps getting better! Sucks that it's about to end...

Now I have White Castle on the brain .. those tiny burgers are delicious. Great v-log as always ladies.

Karman does kind of look like Laurel, especially with the wig. Manatees are reformed Jews? What a discovery!

Can't wait for next week, I'm going to miss these Thursday giggles.

___//♫♪ let your girlfriend do what your boyfriend can't

Hey, forget about advice on getting out of prison or getting cells alone. According to this little article, there's some truth to the bow chicka bow wow movies. http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5023073/sex-everywhere-in-female-jai... Forget going to a gay bar when I turn eighteen, it's now my ambition to go to prison. ;) I want a 'Daddy' damn it!

Secondly, I don't care what anyone says; I heart Jenny. Damaged is sexy. Broken is beautiful. It's tragically sweet. She's my type, I guess. Maybe Robin (is that her name? I forget) and I have that in common. I don't know, I just...I guess I like trying to understand Jenny's character, and, even though we're nothing alike, she kind of makes sense to me.

The way I look at her, is she's like a little girl in a grown up body. She's a child trying to fit into the adult world. And, yeah, Jenny has issues surrounding sexuality, because she was molested as a child. That tends to mess people up just a little. The way she coped with that was to withdraw into her inner fantasy world to sort through all those issues she couldn't discuss in the real world, where it wasn't acknowledged by her parents. Hence the naval-gazeyness.

I know it's kind of weird to leap to the defence of a fictional character, but, what can I say? I know people who kind of remind me of her. And I guess I don't like negativity and judgement directed at anyone, even if they aren't real. Blah. I'm a big softie!

That was great guys, awesome reenactments, and I loved the phonecalls! Definatly back to the way it used to be...

I also agree with the 'forced storylines'. If something fits in with a story thats being covered, thats fine, but don't bring something in out of left field just because it ticks another box in the lgbt society.

Oh, and before I go I will say this again.. Please consider taking the rest of the year off and coming back to review the final season of The L Word... We sock puppet fans NEED you!!

Love it when she keeps hitting "bette"!!!

Karman is HOT!!!

I love you ladies so much, this was one of the best episodes ever, the walgasm re-inactment was just amazing and I loved that Candace was a hammer lol, too many awesome moments to quote!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There is too much love in this world to have to deal with hate.

1. Karmen has pent up anger and occasionally just needs to throw her notebook!
2. Dara has the hottest arms on the planet! 
3. Porn and jail are apparently Jill's turn ons!
4. Karmen is officially the butch, brunette version of Laurel.
5. I need to find a Whitecastle.
6. Drag kings are only good if they don't have a Nelix from Star Trek Voyager hair cut! (I know I just showed my dorkiness there!)
7. Jill loves closet doors...A LOT!
8. Dara takes a lot of Karmen abuse
9. I miss the kitties if they don't make an appearance.
10. These three don't like kids...at all! (Okay this one is purely speculation but I have a feeling I'm not too far off!)

Ladies see all the niffty information you taught me from this one little vlog? So I'm saying it again, you can't leave! Where am I going to get some learning? *Sigh* See how detrimental you are to my existence? God next week is going to be sad! I love you all so much! I don't suppose begging would work would it?

Didn't think so!

Well you are amazing and thanks for the laughs!

"I hate people, they hate me. So doesn't that classify as a healthy, functioning relationship?"

Thank you, that was great. You know, I'd actually much prefer to watch this over anything on TV at this point. Please don't go away. Not yet.

Have to agree that Karman has some Tina traits for sure....but in a good way. And the mannerisms, etc. that she has perfected are just some nice acting on Karman's part. I think she's my favorite character that you all do (but in close running is Jill's Jenny). Just great ladies. Thanks for the long one this time.

So many great lines in this one it is hard to choose favorites. 

Jill gonna miss your random life experiences that add sooo much depth to these vlogs!! Dolphins, jail and porn....

Karman is cute when she gets fed up and slams her note pad. You go grrl!

Dara's Godot was very worthy of a bow. Damn she never misses a beat! 

One of the best puppet reenactments EVER! Hammer Candace. Brilliant!! 

This episode is the epitome of your moniker the terrible three!   

was brilliant! That really made me laugh for like 10 minutes straight. And the hammer as Candice was hilarious.

And I always thought it was kinda universal, below the belly button=greenlight.

Alice´s prank call form jail was the best!

with Karmen and Dara?

"Pound me, nail me- oooh I never wanna leave jail!" Lol

Puppet therapy- Gimmee that bitch!

"I've been with Tina for seven years and she's been cold!"

Here in Michigan we call White Castle burgers sliders or "gut bombs"

WGN- Why do all the good things in life end too soon and all the sucky stuff just goes on forever!?!?!

I've been watching the eps. on youtube because I don't get Logo.

Anyway, the hairstyle with the pushed up part in the front is called the pompadour. I personally like it... especially on Gwen Stefani (fashion goddess).

Totally agreed with the art contreversy thing. While working on the Running Fence peice, Christo and Jean-Claude were taken to court over their work more than once, and even though the persistent opposition was stressful, Christo said (essentially) that the contreversy is what made it art. Plus, they got MUCH more publicity that way.

As far as the Bette/Candace cell scene... I think if I was Tina, I would be more disturbed that my partner shtupped a wall than a carpenter. A nasty, crawling-with-disease-Los-Angeles-holding-cell wall at that (ugh).

Scene (in my mind): Bette walks (unknowingly watched) slowly through the art gallery. <Upshot> Tina stares at her from a distance. Bette pretends to look at a piece of art and gradually steps closer to the wall, until she is almost caressing it. She starts to walk away allowing one hand to linger and drag along the wall for a small distance.      

-Tina:"WTF."

-Bette: sighs from shame. (Tina punches Bette. They schtupp. Then Tina storms out)

Scene II: Tina crying at Alices apartment.

Alice- Tina whats wrong?

Tina, still crying walks over to Alice's wall chart and draws a sketchy line from Bette and begins to write. W.... A.... Alice walks up to read. She doesn't stop Tina, because she doesn't know of a Wanda, and deduces that Bette wouldn't schtupp a Walter. She does discover as Tina ads the L... L... that Bette would schtupp a wall.

i have only had white castle once but i can safely say it was prob the best thing ever

jill swinging from the door killed me

yay! my first comment as member!

well Karman you do look a little bit like Laurel Holloman, thakns Jill, i was thinking about how to let know Karman about that, i was sure i wasnt the only person with that "idea", but anyway,all of you girls are hot :P, you do a really good job! i´ve been reading afterellen for a long time, i didnt create an account before because in my country ppl are so close mind yet, and you know, you could find anything or "anybody" on the net, i was afraid of that, but whatever, here i am!!!:D im glad for this website and specially this blog, is one of my favorites, this webpage is the only way i can watch programs, movies etc etc made by girls to girls ;) huG n kIsSes

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