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Ghostella's Haunted Tomb: "Who's Been in the Herb Garden?"

Susan (Guinevere Turner) spends many hours lovingly tending to the plants in her garden. 

An unseen force, however, destroys them all and affects Susan's life in ways beyond the darkest depths of her imagination.

Ghostella's Haunted Tomb: "Who's Been in the Herb Garden?"

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  • nimbo's picture

    I knew vegetables wasn't

    I knew vegetables wasn't good for you!! =p

    very funny.. erh i mean scary, i would def watch this on a dark stormy night.

    It's da tomato's fault.

     

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    MSJ's picture

    OMG! This show is

    OMG! This show is hilarious. you never know what you're gonna get.

    Only thing missing was huge explosion at the end. But maybe this episode didn't need one since Guinevere Turner was in it and she is the bomb.

    sirdykesalot's picture

    Awesome!

    This was hysterical!  I loved it.

     

    whitelabcoat's picture

    Another Classic

     

    This series just gets better and better - and I mean that in the best possible way.

    I was a bit too young to see Oo's Bin in the Herb Garden (yes, I'm British) first time around, but it was worth the wait! Opportunities permitting, any chance Undead Zombies Must Die! might show up at some point? (This might just have replaced The Devil's Bum Bag as the best. title. ever.)

    I also heard that after her Hollywood acting career hit the skids, amongst other things Guinevere Turner went on to write an arthouse movie about a fish or something (?) and also penned a few episodes of some show about a girl who moves to West Hollywood with her boyfriend, becomes a lesbian, then turns into a complete and utter psycho. Sounds like Turner put her career in horror to good use!

    Stacie Ponder, if there was ever any question as to why you're the best horror movie blogger on the 'net, these films pretty much explain it all. Looking forward to more laughs another chilling tale next week.

     

     

    Lunakiss's picture

    Nicely Done!

    I'm getting ready for work and I had to watch this b/c G.T. is in it. Nicely done for a post-modern view of a classic Tales of the Crypt/Dark Tales vlog.  I enjoyed watching it!

    HotHandle's picture

    The attack of the killer tomatoes...

    Talk about a classic B movie...  this was so bad, it was good.

    By the way, whatever happened to Ghostella's girlfriend Jen?  Did they break up or get back together?

     

    SlayreDrakon's picture

    Hmm...

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes meets a werewolf like Mothman??

     

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    Kirsti's picture

    ha ha I didn't think it

    ha ha I didn't think it could get any weirder after last week lol guess I was wrong! I hate tomatoes!

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There is too much love in this world to have to deal with hate.

    Explorergal's picture

    Creeping thyme and other scarey herbs....

     

    I guess Susan was not a member of Plant Parenthood.

    To add to Ghostella's warning:

    "If you eat a tomato and you start coughin'.....you may need a coffin to take you off in!!!!!"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Jenkin's picture

    I liked

    the Daphne Du Maurier novel. Nice little nod there.

    I hope that you end up doing a final girl style slasher film; it's only appropriate after all.

     

    sc girl's picture

    Guinevere

    OK...How hot is Guinevere Turner looking like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island?

    Carli's picture

    I'll never eat a tomato again!!

    this thing is ridiculous haha but in a good way - and how hillarious is Ghostella? she cracks me up, expecially with her scary music!
    Secondsex's picture

    Tale from the dark side...

    dark dark dark go away darkness...

    alange's picture

    This is by far..

     

    This is by far my favorite series on this website. I can't wait until there are more!

    Natazzz's picture

    Awesome

    Evil barbies...evil bum bags...and now evil vegetables...I love it. 

    I was actually startled by the "evil thing" that appeared in front of the window. Very creepy LOL.  

    I don't suppose you take requests, but when thinking of all things evil, clowns just have to show up at some point...then again, they are truly evil and creepy...unlike bum bags and vegetables, usually.

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    Cass's picture

    soo entertaining

    That is why i voted Guinevere Turner in my afterellen top ten, hottie!
    chocolatebars's picture

      I love that Guinevere

     

    I love that Guinevere Turner is in this ep. She's looking really great, really hot! I'm enjoying this series alot, thanks Stacie!

    Kierah's picture

    loved it

    just one thing tomatos are friuts
    Lacey's picture

    Original title..

    Love it!

     

    'Oos been in the 'erb garden?'

    LOL!

    nathalie1986's picture

    OMG

    Jeezes, this was really scary!! I watched it before I went to bed and I was afraid to go to sleep!

    goober's picture

    if you eat a tomato and start coffin...

    lol.

    perfect pun right there. loved it.

    and the music! the music was so spot on in this for bad 70's horror.

    this eppy right here was the best so far. awesome.

    Superheidi's picture

    Garden

    My gosh, what a lovely garden! The person who tended that garden obviously is not only a very talented gardener, but also someone who takes much pride in the appearance of her yard. I didn't even really notice what this short was about because of how lovely that garden was. And no one could possibly grow tomotaes that lovely in their own backyard. Whoever did that is a wonderful, gorgeous human being.

    You might also know me as "Ghostella"!!!! on "Ghostella's Haunted Tomb"

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    Raerly's picture

    You see...

    You see that is exactly why I stick to turnips. Stupid untrustworthy tomatoes. 

    Never met a pearl quite like you that could shimmer and rot at the same time through