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Dinah 2008 Logo Comedy Cocktail Hour: Suzanne Westenhoefer and Julie Goldman

Continuing our coverage of Dinah Shore Weekend, we present you with the first of several clips from Logo's Comedy Cocktail Hour, which was so popular they had to keep people out for fear the fire marshall would shut the place down — yes, the same fire marshall that kicked Karman and Bridget off the red carpet. (That's who everyone was avoiding this weekend!)

First up is today is the show's host and always funny comedian Suzanne Westenhoefer, followed by the hilarious Julie Goldman, whose performance brought down the Dinah Shore house.

Suzanne Westenhoefer

Julie Goldman

Warning: don't watch while consuming a beverage! Or in earshot of small children. Or squeamish adults.

Dinah 2008 Logo Comedy Cocktail Hour: Suzanne Westenhoefer

Dinah 2008 Logo Comedy Cocktail Hour: Julie Goldman

Look for more Logo Comedy Cocktail Hour clips later this week from Kate McKinnon and Bridget McManus (yes, her again — we can't get enough!).

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  • sjtrich's picture

    Julie

    OMG - I think I just peed my pants a little!!
    Jessie J's picture

    RE: Julie

     

     

     OMG i do too...

    i was drinking while watching, and guess what happened to my puter screen?

     

     

     

    I'll always B me

    Fool_4_Love's picture

    Thanks for the warning

     

    Thanks for the warning sarah. I dread to think what would have happened if i was drinking whilst watching this. Hilarious!!!

    The next time someone says something i don't understand, i'm so gonna say "i like chips".

    Great job ladies. You have made my day.

    anwei's picture

    I lke Julie, she is yummy

    So crazy. I love it. I have to admit I was not the biggest fan of The Big Gay Sketch show,  watched it in support of my people. But it has grown on me thanks to Celesbian Inteviews and just seeing the ladies in another element. Very talented.  I will continue to watch because you must be on television. 

     

    It's funny you mention the bra, because I enjoyed the cleavage so much in you last vlog that I found myself looking for another peek, and I saw the pretty red bra again. I'm convinced there's some man in me, but as always awesome performance. 

    coolfyah's picture

    Warning heeded!

    Ok, wow! I would have choked to death had I been eating or drinking while watching the wrist-cuffy hilarity that is Julie Goldman. WOW!
    carolinagrrrl's picture

    "squeamish adults"

     

    Thanks for the tip, Sarah. ;)

    LOVED Julie's bit, and I cannot wait for Kate and more Bridget!

    And to think, I just finished writing about some Funny Femmes: LegallyOut.

    Xisca_MG's picture

    Wow!

    Looking forward to watch Bridget again!
    marya's picture

    hilarious!


    julie had me in tears!

    panacirema's picture

    LMAO

    Julie... hilarious... and I spilled something all over my pants. Damn.

    omg, inbd

    Bluestcrytsky's picture

    Can't breathe...laughing too hard

    OMG, who let Julie out of her cage? She is one crazy mf. I loved it. I am now on a Julie Goldman high.

    "So put me on a plane, and fly me to anywhere...with you"-Augustana

    GertandBernie's picture

    I was doing fine...

    during the whole thing, except when Julie got to the Lezilla part. I actually started snorting (not crack), which is something that only happens when i laugh REALLY hard. That was amazing.

     

    can't wait for Bridget!!!

    caroL_br's picture

    lezilla

    Its 1am here in Brazil and I totally woke the neighbors at the Lezilla part!!!! Literally... the upstairs neighbor opened her window and shushed me!!  And that is not the first time this happens!
    You guys should change your slogand to: "AfterEllen.com... making you wake up you neighbors since 2002!"

    lol

    www.myspace.com/carolconti

    Batman's picture

    jeezzzz!!!

    holy god!  Julie...lmfao...wow.

    marilyne's picture

    Excellent

    As i live in France i don't get to see the big gay sketch show, but thanks to AE i get to see how funny Julie is! Great stand up act! I do feel with her, i guess we share pretty much the same bra size and i get called sir all the time ;-) what's wrong with people :-p
    happycricket05's picture

    HAHA

    You don't really get to see this side of Julie on TBGSS. She's funny it it, but here she was freaking hilarious!!!

    ~Sarah

    ChristinaDK's picture

    Still Laughing

    Love is my religion

    This was just way to funny. My God.

    Julie you are my hero. I love your body language, so great.

    Love and Kisses from me,.

     

    mibtc86's picture

    lol

    well at least my doors shut so no one can hear me.... don't golf courses have 18 holes??
    Gem89's picture

    JOKES

    Julie Goldman is increible i have so much respect for her, HYSTERICAL

    and BTW i think many will back me up but i could never get enough of Bridget McManus Sarah!!

    melikeyou2's picture

    Julie, Julie..

    Loud, crazy and absolutley hysterical!!
    Twstdtrinity's picture

    Jebus Christ!

    Oh my god that was truly hysterically funny. That was funny as all hell.

    I like chips = I don't understand/I don't know

    Ex: "Honey, do you like my new makeup?" "Uh. I like chips"

    lol If someone can come up with a better example go right ahead.

    Julie is amazing. I can't wait to watch Bridget and Kate.

     

    mibtc86's picture

    Aj

    another example: "honey, do these tight leather pants make my butt look huuuge?" "*mumble* uhh i like chips."
    Twstdtrinity's picture

    lol nice one.  "What's

    lol nice one. 

    "What's the capitol of North Dakota?" "Um uh Chips?"

    lezgirllover's picture

    Keep them coming

    Julie is so funny! I laughed histerically!

    I don´t get to watch TBGSS but seeing this was priceless.

    PS: was Karman´s laugh the one I heard in the back? Cause it is so cute.

    the_pressure_of_a_name's picture

    I Like Chips

    I was laughing along quite steadily until the "Uhhh...I like chips"  HAHA!  Then towards the end even her facial expressions were setting me off. Like where the German Victoria's Secret assistant asked her to "Come to the back..." - look at that facial expression - comedy genius! 

    That was bloody hysterical - Kudos Julie, looks like you rocked Dinah!

    pfl's picture

    zomg

    Julie Goldman is both brilliant and adorable!

     

    And, yes, always - more Bridget!!! I hate to play favorites, but.... damn. She is amazicle.

    Lemona's picture

    Hilarious

    I should have listened to the warning, I spat Coca-Cola Zero on my keyboard when she got to Victoria's secret.  Lez-zilla!
    lunakiss's picture

    Rollin My A$$ Off!

    Oh Julie... you had me at "I like chips" and "Chips are Yummy" Hilarious! I was RMAO!
    jordan-writes's picture

    LMAO

    When she got to the Victoria's Secret part I was like: Oh God, I'm femme and even I feel awkward in VS sometimes, imagine what Julie feels like! Lol that was so great, she comes stomping in! Very funny stand up, I loved it!
    glamagyrl's picture

    LOL

    I was cracking up!!!

    The soup, Lezilla and German lady imitation did it for me :-)  Kudos to the Goldzter!

     

    http://tamika-mindofa.blogspot.com

     

    Mary_had_a_lamb_in_PT's picture

    Juuuuliiiiie?

     

    Is it just me or was Julie totally drunk? XD

    oh so drunk...hahaha

    that and horny XD

    kandy15's picture

    haha

    hilarious lol ya i think she was drunk lmao... im from canada to it sucks we dont get logo lol
    sydneyB's picture

    So we brought my friend's

    So we brought my friend's mom with us to the comedy hour that night and she LOVED Julie. Hell, everyone loved Julie. I looked over to the “green room” I thought Suzanne was going to bust a gut. Lord knows that I couldn't stop crying and my friends weren’t far behind. Julie Goldman...making straight mothers and their lesbian daughters laugh since 2008!

    I can't wait to see Kate and Bridget's stuff! Sarah, thank you (and anyone whose helping you) so much for doing all this editing and bringing us this footage! I have been trying to explain how much fun Dinah was and these videos are pretty much making everyone wish they had come!

    ballsoft10's picture

    Frickin Hilarious

    That was frickin hilarious. It seriously rocked.  Julie you are incredible.  You absolutely rocked the entire set.  Talk about playing well to your audience.  Man, what I would have given to be there.  Keep it coming because that was comic genius. 
    Xenite29's picture

    HEHEHE OMG!

    Love Julie Goldman! Shes amazing!  I LOVE AFTERELLEN.COM!!!!!!!  I so want to be a part of this amazing site and it's people!  Thanks SOOOOOO Much Sarah,  for all you do!! Oh and..yeah...Can never get enough Bridget!! :-)

     

    www.myspace.com/xenite29

    jamlawgirl's picture

    That was High- liarious!

    That was High- liarious!

    Favorite parts:

    -Lezilla meets Victoria's Secret. HA!

    -The part about butches having big boobs - that's often quite true. My ex had some humungous boobies.

    - " ... me, a Jewess" - LOL

    - Explaining to little Jimmy about the virtues of p---y juice. That was was just priceless!

    chocolatebars's picture

    HAHAHA, I can't stop

    HAHAHA, I can't stop laughing, Julie is HILARIOUS here!!

    Loveee the part about the butches having boobs and still being called Sir! Hahaha!

    Kemosaby's picture

    Hug your boobies, they like it.

     

     

    Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, always measure your own boobs...that is unless the sales girl is reeeeeeeeeeeely hot. Then measure hers too.

     

    Me so flurty

    kreigen's picture

    WOW loved the vids - that

    WOW loved the vids - that last gag cracked me up...yup just "friends". Very good physical comedy.

    Last time I walked into a bra shop I think I dragged in a storm-sized raincloud with me - stick to the internet methinks.  

    "Hatred is blind, as well as love." - Oscar Wilde  

    disney951's picture

    let me count the ways...

    I am so in love with Julie right now.  I cant wait for Kate!
    Tasha613's picture

    That's Gold man!

    Gold!

    Huzzah and whatnot!

    Riot out.

    anji's picture

    I am looking for a BRAAAAAAAAAA

    so great!!! that was one of the most hilarious things i've seen in a while!! made my day!

     

    kimmie331's picture

    OMG..! HILarious..!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..! OMG, JUlie is f***ing hilarious man..! I SO want her, Kate, and Bridget to come to Zanies comedy club in Nashville. That would be AMAZING..! My "straight" friend and I just watched this, and we have tears running down our faces from laughing so hard. The facial expressions, and movements, were incredibly funny..! I think I peed a little...
    Missy2003sl's picture

    i second that

    OMG that was hilarious... soup  victoria secret... too too funny
    truckdriver's picture

    so damn funny

    Hey Julie you are seriously the funniest chick around. You got a big fan right here.

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