u guys r friggin hilarious,love the natural timing that you all have as a couple, i appreciate your efforts and hard work to reach the audience that has had a very subtle voice for the longest(myself included). i've not seen the movie being referred to in this vlog but in time i'm sure it will surface in all the right places. also, it may b a longshot but if you all find your way to the Atl make your presence known and i'm sure that you'll find that the work accomplished by the two of you was not in vain. p.s Olive you have a doppleganger here in GA., when i show her along with my other friends this episode i'm sure that we all will be on a pilgramage of sorts to make our faces and voices known to the both of you.(through video ofcouse).
my words tend to get into places my tongue cannot...without much effort i've been told...i'd better learn to speak other languages,just in case. "ladyj"
It's terribly sad but I never had any euphemisms for vagina growing up. I guess my mom was just too straightforward with me haha. You guys are adorable and I love the videos. Keep it up.
I tried to remember something, but I can't recall any euphemisms my mom used growing up. As if I needed further proof of a repressed childhood...
Another great vlog this week--you two are absolutely adorable together. I'm going to have to try and heed your advice (via Rudy Dee) on not being so self-effacing...
When I was a kid, my Grandma would give me a bath when I spent the night. She would throw some avon "Skin-So-Soft" oil in the tub and say ... "MAKE SURE YOU WASH YO' SALLY GAL!!!!!!!!!!"
And so. That is what I've called my vagina since. Sally Gal.
There it is.
"There're two people in the world that are not likeable: a master and a slave."
Nikki Giovanni
This is the best episode ever! Just simply hilarious! You two make the best couple online! Talking about U people experience, what is up with the confused straight women and hetero-couples? Grabbing her v-jaja?! That woman must got confused the woo ha with that earthworm looking thing which men carry between their hairy frizzy and smelly legs.
Anyway, I actually had a very intense and eccentric U people experience over the holiday. So, this girl ( she is straight. Well, at lease she insists that she is .) , let's just called her the R, whom I have been really good friends with for 5 some odd years visited back home in LA during the holiday. One Friday night, few of us went to a local hangout to reminisce the old time and have some fun. One of R's friends started a "straight girl behaving obscurely flirtatious marathon" with this stranger dude, which was totally entertaining for me to watch. Of course, after the club closed, the stranger guy ended up coming with us to R's place. The stranger dude and R's friend continued their marathon at R's place, but soon after immersing herself into the comfort of R's sofa, R's friend passed out due excessive consumption of alcohol, lol. I helped R's friend to get in bed (to sleep) and came out of the room to see R started that "straight girl behaving obscurely flirtatious marathon" with the same stranger dude!
I just laughed! Notice most of us were highly intoxicated at the time, except for me ( I was just BUZZED ), thus we decided to go out to the patio to smoke. R was sitting "1 mm" away from the stranger dude, and one of R's male friends ( he was the only cool guy there! ) and I were standing right next to them while R and the stranger dude kept fondling each other. All the sudden, out of no where, R grabbed me and set me on her laps then yelled at the stranger guy : Did I tell you that she is my best friend? I looked at R then looked at the stranger guy and jokingly said, not really, just kind of. In a matter of 0.1 second following of what I said, R pushed me forward, jumped up, and with her dead eyes starring at me, continually pushing me violently towards to the very dark corner of the walls. I felt the blood in me boiling so rhapsodically that the 38 degree air was vaporizing into drops of filthy water.
Finally, I was in the corner when she ceased, and just when I thought what the F$%, R came closely to my face and whispered to me with some kind of ambivalent feeling showing awkwardly on her face: You F&*%^er. I had 3-some with you , and you are telling me that you are NOT my best friend! In the middle of this chaotic and juvenal drama, my mind was swirling up and down rapidly like some lost puppy was trying to find her way out of a maze, and simultaneously, I thought to myself, Oh shit! I am going to get slapped by a girl, AGAIN! Just as I was lifting my hands up to protect my face from the slap ( probably the hardest slap I would ever have imprinted on my face), R held my arms , thrust herself on me , and HEY! stuck her tongue in my mouth! OMG! thinking about a lost puppy trying to find her way out of a maze, at that moment, I felt more like a puppy hitting a brick wall so hard that her brain fell out of her skull!
I pulled R away and asked if she was ok. R said that she's very drunk! lol I was pretty sure that the stranger dude was watching and laughing the whole times while I totally unconsciously ignored his existence. I stormed out of R's place and of course, tripped and cracked my knee on the concrete driveway. The moral of the story is that people ! DO NOT have 3 some with confused straight women who are your close friends ( no matter what!) because at the end, the gay one always gets burnt when the straight one ( even she claims to be ur best friend) uses your sexuality to allure straight men , lol ; and NO, No, NO, gay women are totally not down with such act, even when the straight women threw themselves onto the lesbians. GOd, I was so dumb!
Oh I can't wait to watch this film. You two are so funny and so honest. I laugh and feel good everytime I watch this vlog. lol I keep saying that but it's true.
I can't remember any of the names my grandma use to call it. My mom used vagina or down there. I really like punni (sp?) and 'gina. That is too cute.
Those were the words I used to refer to my "special place" when I was little. Being that I'm from the West Indies, I have heard of poom poom, and punani before, and boy did that take me back - cracked me up! I really look foward to this blog every week, and I'm never disappointed.
I am glad you had a great time at the show. We are planing a few more surprises this year. I hope that we see you at the events slated for NYC. I am sorry you were nervous. We love to talk to goodhearted folks. Did you happen to see our random special guest Macy Gray. I will admit I was surprised to see her myself. She came out for Honey La Rochelle. She loves the song she did for the soundtrack of U People the movie. We do through a good show so we should expect it but it is always a pleasurable surprise to see who shows up.
Thank you so much for coming!!
PS I have known Tika Milan for ten years . She is a sweetheart, you didn't have to be nervous.
Afro-femme-tastic....
you better write that down and put it under a rock or they will say the rock never existed and that you never existed- susan lori parks
I know it as coochie- How many times Have you heard cooties. You got cooties. Like young girls are a disease.
I enjoy the u people experience. For that dumbfounded womyn who thought it was ok to grab that womyn's cooch- not cool.
The other womyn,D, who told her u people experience to us. OMG! I can't believe that crazy lune said that. I would've been shock,pissed and asked her how long has been since she came out the ward? Shall I call someone to pick you up and take you back to your planet?
The U people experiences this week were unbelievable. There certainly are some crazy people in this world.
I think your referring to the experiences as "U people" is genius. I could never really describe how those events I've experienced made me feel but they definitely made me feel like a U people. I'm very proud to be a lesbian and I'm out to everyone I know. But when I had very short hair my girlfriend couldn't understand why it upset me everytime some stranger shouted "LESBIAN" at me while I walked down the street (whether I was with my girlfriend or not). I just felt like why do they have to brand me like that and make everyone turn around and look at me like I'm a freak of nature. I don't go around shouting "STRAIGHT" at every heterosexual I see. I got really upset when a six year old shouted it me cause it made it feel like parents were teaching their kids to be intolerant.
By the way, in our house we referred to it as our Doo Dah.
I'd would love to shout "BREEDER" at them, I didn't think of that. It would be so funny. I'll definately keep that in mind for the next time whether it be adult or kid.
The last time it happened I stopped and said "yeah....what?" and guy looked terrified and sort of scuttled away, it was classic.
I'm now actually want someone to shout lesbian at me now so I can say it.
hey y'll,sup? i just heard my 1st U People story and im loving it. FINALLY I CAN BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF.
much love to Olive n Hanifah.
in Jamaica some ppl call da vagina "pumz",Flower,vagi,punany and punni. my momz call it coochie. Also if it really fat n juicy,its called buff bay,phatty cat.
Oh goodness, I've been offline for a few weeks and missed 3 episodes! It's such a thrill to watch them back to back. <3 Goodness...Happy New Year y'all. I know it's blessed, you're shining and you're changing the world!
...interestingly, I'm from Ghana, and in the Ga language that I speak(one of many in Ghana), its called "pulee" - you pronounce it very specifically as pooh-ley in the sing-song tone that is Ga...so it can't help but sound very sweet ;-)
I wonder if the other "p" words are a derivative of that somehow?!?
I just love you guys. You never fail to make me think, laugh and cry. You two are so beautiful. Please continue all the wonderful work that you are doing, and I can't wait to see and support your movie.
u guys r friggin
u guys r friggin hilarious,love the natural timing that you all have as a couple, i appreciate your efforts and hard work to reach the audience that has had a very subtle voice for the longest(myself included). i've not seen the movie being referred to in this vlog but in time i'm sure it will surface in all the right places. also, it may b a longshot but if you all find your way to the Atl make your presence known and i'm sure that you'll find that the work accomplished by the two of you was not in vain. p.s Olive you have a doppleganger here in GA., when i show her along with my other friends this episode i'm sure that we all will be on a pilgramage of sorts to make our faces and voices known to the both of you.(through video ofcouse).
my words tend to get into places my tongue cannot...without much effort i've been told...i'd better learn to speak other languages,just in case. "ladyj"
I feel so left out
Me Either
I tried to remember something, but I can't recall any euphemisms my mom used growing up. As if I needed further proof of a repressed childhood...
Another great vlog this week--you two are absolutely adorable together. I'm going to have to try and heed your advice (via Rudy Dee) on not being so self-effacing...
It's not Grandma's fault... we're from Mississippi.
When I was a kid, my Grandma would give me a bath when I spent the night. She would throw some avon "Skin-So-Soft" oil in the tub and say ... "MAKE SURE YOU WASH YO' SALLY GAL!!!!!!!!!!"
And so. That is what I've called my vagina since. Sally Gal.
There it is.
"There're two people in the world that are not likeable: a master and a slave."
Nikki Giovanni
Here is my U people experience for you.
My stars.... I just..mmmm
Well sleeping with a straight woman is like have your plumber pull your teeth.
They might be open to it.
They may even have a similar set of tools but in the end they lack the expertise.
Happy New Year!
Afro-femme-tastic....
you better write that down and put it under a rock or they will say the rock never existed and that you never existed- susan lori parks
she is one heck of
she is one heck of psychotic plumber, and she was the one who offered to pull my teeth. I surely learned the lesson in a very hard way.
I love U people.
Oh I can't wait to watch this film. You two are so funny and so honest. I laugh and feel good everytime I watch this vlog. lol I keep saying that but it's true.
I can't remember any of the names my grandma use to call it. My mom used vagina or down there. I really like punni (sp?) and 'gina. That is too cute.
Where's it playing?
Keep them coming
stop, breathe, woooo
ok now that i have regained control of my voluntary muscles, let me say that i looove you guys so much.
and to answer your question: twatsie. yes twatsie. hearing that word come out of my genteel, southern mother's mouth is priceless.
Lady Bits
We used the term "Lady Bits" and I still use it as though I'm 5 years old.
You ladies always keep your vlogs interesting and informative!
Keep it up!
I think Lady Bits is my
I think Lady Bits is my favorite. That is what I will tell my daughter if I shoudl have one.
for the love of life's design.
www.upeople-themovie.com
Patta/Patta cake
Those were the words I used to refer to my "special place" when I was little. Being that I'm from the West Indies, I have heard of poom poom, and punani before, and boy did that take me back - cracked me up! I really look foward to this blog every week, and I'm never disappointed.
I <3 love people!
You two are great!! In
You two are great!!
In my family we called it your coochie or cooch for short. Keep up the good work!
I also posted my account of the concert on my blog
http://journey2enlightenment.blogspot.com/2007/12/oh-what-night.html
You are very adorable.
I loved your blog!!!!
I am glad you had a great time at the show. We are planing a few more surprises this year. I hope that we see you at the events slated for NYC. I am sorry you were nervous. We love to talk to goodhearted folks. Did you happen to see our random special guest Macy Gray. I will admit I was surprised to see her myself. She came out for Honey La Rochelle. She loves the song she did for the soundtrack of U People the movie. We do through a good show so we should expect it but it is always a pleasurable surprise to see who shows up.
Thank you so much for coming!!
PS I have known Tika Milan for ten years . She is a sweetheart, you didn't have to be nervous.
Afro-femme-tastic....
you better write that down and put it under a rock or they will say the rock never existed and that you never existed- susan lori parks
Same here
I know it as coochie- How many times Have you heard cooties. You got cooties. Like young girls are a disease.
I enjoy the u people experience. For that dumbfounded womyn who thought it was ok to grab that womyn's cooch- not cool.
The other womyn,D, who told her u people experience to us. OMG! I can't believe that crazy lune said that. I would've been shock,pissed and asked her how long has been since she came out the ward? Shall I call someone to pick you up and take you back to your planet?
I swear some people ...
Love ya'll!
Great Vlog
Great Vlog as always.
The U people experiences this week were unbelievable. There certainly are some crazy people in this world.
I think your referring to the experiences as "U people" is genius. I could never really describe how those events I've experienced made me feel but they definitely made me feel like a U people. I'm very proud to be a lesbian and I'm out to everyone I know. But when I had very short hair my girlfriend couldn't understand why it upset me everytime some stranger shouted "LESBIAN" at me while I walked down the street (whether I was with my girlfriend or not). I just felt like why do they have to brand me like that and make everyone turn around and look at me like I'm a freak of nature. I don't go around shouting "STRAIGHT" at every heterosexual I see. I got really upset when a six year old shouted it me cause it made it feel like parents were teaching their kids to be intolerant.
By the way, in our house we referred to it as our Doo Dah.
Peace out xxx
Yell back "STRAAAIGGHT!!
I think it would absolutely hilarious to yell back "BREEDER!!" or "HETERROSICKUROLE!!
It would prbably shock the hell out of them, not to mention give you something laugh at and shake off the ill they were trying ot put on you.
I would shout it at the kid to and confuse him for a few years or so. Why not? :D
for the love of life's design.
www.upeople-themovie.com
Love it!
Wunder you should try this for sure - it would be funny to confuse a few kids every now and again not to mention hella funny!
Excellent Idea!!
I'd would love to shout "BREEDER" at them, I didn't think of that. It would be so funny. I'll definately keep that in mind for the next time whether it be adult or kid.
The last time it happened I stopped and said "yeah....what?" and guy looked terrified and sort of scuttled away, it was classic.
I'm now actually want someone to shout lesbian at me now so I can say it.
Thanks ladies your all stars
I love U People xxx
hey y'll,sup? i just heard
hey y'll,sup? i just heard my 1st U People story and im loving it. FINALLY I CAN BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF.
much love to Olive n Hanifah.
in Jamaica some ppl call da vagina "pumz",Flower,vagi,punany and punni. my momz call it coochie. Also if it really fat n juicy,its called buff bay,phatty cat.
ooo lawd..
Whats with all the "p" words
...interestingly, I'm from Ghana, and in the Ga language that I speak(one of many in Ghana), its called "pulee" - you pronounce it very specifically as pooh-ley in the sing-song tone that is Ga...so it can't help but sound very sweet ;-)
I wonder if the other "p" words are a derivative of that somehow?!?
Great "episode" as usual :)
I love U People
aaawwwwww flowers
aaawwwwww flowers ;-)
no nicknames for 'there' my mom is so shy, its precious to see.
you guys always deliver :p its a great vlog once again!
Olive luv that you broke out into the Jam. dialect LOL